Report: Next Presidential Debate To Be Held At TopGolf

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S. — After a heated battle broke out over golf handicaps, both campaigns have agreed to move the next Presidential debate to TopGolf.

“We’re going to settle this once and for all, on national television, just the way the founders intended,” said former President Trump. “There are many things a man can lie about, but his golf handicap isn’t one of them. For the good of America, I cannot let this stand.”

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