WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a speech given this week, Vice President and Artificial Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris proudly announced that after months of dedicated research and extensive study, she has determined what the initials A.I. stand for.
“This discovery is the result of intense research,” Harris said to the media. “It is with great pride that I am here to let the world know that the letters ‘A.I.’ actually stand for ‘Artificial Intelligence.’ At no point in the history of A.I. has this secret been known. I have gained this knowledge and now know this knowledge. Because after you gain knowledge, you then know it. This is how knowledge works. HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HA HA!”
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