A lot of you are avid preppers for any apocalypse, whether it comes from an asteroid, man made, or God. It appears some of you can literally survive for years. Congrats, there is nothing wrong with that. Really, I wish you the best.
But, it’s not for me. Take a nuke war for example. I have a minus one thousand percent desire to live in a radioactive world, fighting zombies, rationing my bread, and seeing my sperm glow in the dark. I have always said my Plan A is a bullet to the head … instantaneous and painless. There is no plan B, and never will be.
BUT …. what if I miss?? What if my hand jerks slightly out of fear a fraction of a second before I pull the trigger? What if I become a vegetable the rest of my life? Indeed, there are more than a few cases of folks f*cking up their own suicide. Then of course there’s the question of the Resurrection. What if God can’t reconstruct a head that’s in a thousand little fragments?
There needs to be a better way. And here it is … brand new technology from Switzerland-Netherlands. Behold …… the SARCO CAPSULE!
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