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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:44 am

Float like a butterfly; Sting like a bee…

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:44 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:45 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:45 am

N.A. – II

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
July 5, 2024 11:40 pm

Tanzania?

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:45 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:45 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 3:53 pm

Oh, that’s why they call it a dogwood tree.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:46 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 3:54 pm

Oh, that’s why they call him a retard.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:46 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:46 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:43 am

Why we don;t go tent camping anymore.

Naahhh, we don’ need no stinkeen’ tent stakes!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 3:57 pm

The bad news is grandma’s in the tent.

The good news is we’re in her will.

Anon and anon
Anon and anon
  nkit
July 5, 2024 5:21 pm

Camping. It’s intense.

Matman
Matman
  Anon and anon
July 7, 2024 12:36 pm

Camping, it’s intents……

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:47 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:44 am

One of the reasons I quit work at 60. Except it wasn’t always dirt..

Tired of being a mushroom? Kept in the dark and fed nothing but shit.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:47 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:30 pm

FAFO!!! or
Mechanical eng for Boeing.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:47 am

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:06 pm

you know, new kid in town, you post awesome stuff.

nkit
nkit
  Fred Derf
July 5, 2024 2:24 pm

merci beaucoup, Fred

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:31 pm

Showoff.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:48 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 6, 2024 9:18 am

A typical Biden rally.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:48 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:45 am

Daddy’s Little Helper.

Any Stones fans out there??

Suds
Suds
  Ned
July 5, 2024 12:12 pm

Certain songs by them, but, studio versions only.
Don’t like their live tracks too much, & never saw them live.
No regrets, either.

I like:
All Down The Line;
Star, Star;
It’s Only Rock and Roll;
Shattered;
Dance Little Sister;
100 Thousand Years Ago;
Waiting On A Friend;
Brown Sugar;
…and a few more that I’ll add when me memory pills kick in.

Suds
Suds
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:01 pm

+ Respectable.

Ned
Ned
  Suds
July 5, 2024 3:10 pm

Maybe my comment was too far off in the weeds..

The song “Mother’s Little Helper” by The Rolling Stones, released in 1966, observes the quiet desperation of a suburban housewife who has become reliant on prescription pills to get through the drudgery and anxiety of her life. 

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Ned
July 5, 2024 8:20 pm

I used to steal those valiums, went well with a bong hit or two. Ya, stupid youth.

javelin
javelin
  Ned
July 7, 2024 7:30 am

Gimmee Shelter- my favorite song by them hands down

Tumbling Dice and Paint it Black also– a cello version of paint it black that I saw is fantastic

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:48 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:49 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:49 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:46 am

Almost as much fun as waxing the dog when you’re bored.

javelin
javelin
  nkit
July 7, 2024 7:37 am

tried a dustbuster on my shedding german shepherd once– he went all werewolf on me.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:56 am

Good to see that less safe, more challenging playground equipment is making a comeback!

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 2:18 pm

Damn I miss the spinning platform of death. 4th Grade, grabbed the railing while it was going full speed and went horizontal. Took out a girl and was threatened by the older much bigger sister. Lived in fear for months afterwards.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:33 pm

Once you go black, yer gonna need a wheelchair

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:50 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:50 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:23 pm

What?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
July 5, 2024 11:13 pm

You’re home early!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 6, 2024 9:20 am

Honest….She passed out and I was just giving her mouth to mouth.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:51 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:47 am

Just some hard-asses having fun.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:35 pm

I know I would be the one to find the previously buried rock…

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:51 am

like watching some sports.
This guy is an intensely competitive leader, respectable, because while demanding a player’s best, sometimes yelling at them, he always has the best interest of his student players at heart. Encouragement.

Hear his take, on the proposal to eliminate opposing players going through a handshake line after a college basketball game, in a spirit of competition, with respect for the other team’s members. Win or Lose.

-You might have to unmute it.
Kudos, to the coach of MSU Spartans.
If you don’t know who he is, or have no interest in ‘sportsball’,
then just skip ahead.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:33 pm

Always liked Tom Izzo as a coach – always competitive, doesn’t shy away from playing the best.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
July 6, 2024 5:22 am

Exactly a great mindset to follow!

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:51 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:58 am

Just when you thought the ladies couldn’t possibly become more fake and plastic…
. . . they prove you wrong, once again.

(But she’s wearing a mask so I should’ve maybe expected it.)

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 6, 2024 9:21 am

Another reason for “doggy”.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:51 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:48 am

I guess the same down-voters have a really short memory.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Ned
July 5, 2024 2:22 pm

The scroll wheel is much faster

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:54 pm

It is even worse the second time.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 4:06 pm

If you run with these you get fast food.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:15 pm

No wasted firewood!

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:52 am

Is this his chair? Or did he need it as a cart, and ditch the occupant?

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:54 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:23 pm

yes dear, I was listen to you and your friends, of course I was

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:54 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 4:07 pm

How to tell the world you’re gay without saying it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
July 5, 2024 10:31 pm

Aren’t those the same shoes George wore on Seinfeld?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:18 pm

2024 version of Earthshoes

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:55 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:55 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:38 pm

Damn! Where do I sign up?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:25 pm

That’s no fun,,,,I’d much rather feel the warm hands of my favorite Chinese massage therapist on my back.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 6, 2024 3:00 am

What’s the happy ending look like?

Matman
Matman
  fujigm
July 7, 2024 12:43 pm

Ever been kicked in the balls?

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:55 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:56 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:56 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:39 pm

This was the inspiation for Aaron Fechter’s Whack-a-mole.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:57 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:37 pm

The shirt says it all…

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:57 am

and afterwards, he’ll return to the woods to prove the cliche…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 4:14 pm

If it’s all the same to you, how ’bout you do us a favour and eat all our gays, blacks, Muslims, and Mexicans?

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:57 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:57 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
July 7, 2024 12:45 pm

What a shitty idea……

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:58 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:00 am

The last time anyone saw Reggie …

Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:55 am

The soon-to-be “Not the Lion Whisperer” of African Tour folklore.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 4:16 pm

This is the kind of pride parade I want to see the LGBTQ clowns in.

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 10:00 am

As she thinks about what a pain in the ass her husband Gus has been, and longing to play and hear: “Babe, I’m Leaving You”

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
July 5, 2024 12:16 pm

Gladys, I suspect your grandson who brought you gummies from the dispensary stole it.

In the meantime, this well-looped cover version will have to do.
He nails it.
No vocals.
Purely instrumental, by 1 man with a guitar, and dubbing equipment.
+10, in my book.

Suds
Suds
  Suds
July 5, 2024 12:25 pm

Then there’s this young hottie doing a good guitar cover of
Stairway To Heaven.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:44 pm
nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:00 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:00 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 10:01 am

There will be bitching, and much slapping of the mini vampires with wings…

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:01 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
July 7, 2024 12:47 pm

How much pot did he smoke before that came to mind?

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:02 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:02 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:30 pm

While rather an unpleasant-looking diver, she – somehow – manages to get in the water head first, AND – and this is key – to our great surprise and beyond all expectation makes a surprisingly small splash.

Well done to her!

. . .

(Does anyone have some eye bleach handy, I could use a few drops.)

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 4:23 pm

Regarding the lack of splash, I think it’s akin to the black hole influence on light. Her gravity sucks the water back in behind her.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
July 6, 2024 5:28 am

ag-RD0-LBM-700w-0

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:02 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 10:02 am

Whoopsie Fail of a DIY’er, with a credit card for either Blowes, Home Repo, or Retards…

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
July 7, 2024 6:11 am

I like Menards

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:03 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:58 am

And I wondered why my older sisters never liked me.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:03 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 10:04 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:20 pm

I want to see the ending

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  a9racer
July 6, 2024 1:12 am

Me too. I bet that water is ice cold.

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