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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:19 am

This aged REALLY well, there, Scooter.

Deimos
Deimos
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:39 am

That little putz is studying law somewhere.

hammie
hammie
  Deimos
July 6, 2024 3:08 pm

Yes. Administrative Government Law (which SCOTUS has just outlawed).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:45 am

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Go Here……..  https://fulltimeaccess30.blogspot.com/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
July 5, 2024 10:41 am

How bout you GFY.
Bounce his ass off the platform, James. Plz.

Ned
Ned
  Anonymous
July 5, 2024 12:01 pm

Dunno. Maybe JQ got fired from his regular job..

Just kidding, Jim..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
July 5, 2024 8:47 pm

He’s actually a master debater.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
July 5, 2024 8:59 pm

He needs to change his name to Harry J Sissy!

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:21 am

tis the season…

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
July 5, 2024 11:54 am

Something about the slice on the far right doesn’t seem right.

Ned
Ned
  MrLiberty
July 5, 2024 12:03 pm

Clearly doesn’t recognize that the universe loves symmetry. Or, just the con-conformist in the group?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Suds
July 5, 2024 2:06 pm

…but….but…..th..they’re not black…

Ned
Ned
  Muscledawg
July 5, 2024 3:16 pm

Oh, yeah.. I guess my whiteness kept me from seeing that.

Or, maybe I was thinking how old that photo must be, with the watermelons having seeds.

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:22 am

Those were the days…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:03 pm

$11.77? Are you nuts? That’s more than I spend for rent.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 9:23 am

I forgot it was Friday….
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 9:24 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 9:24 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 9:25 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 10:54 am

Great pic.

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
July 6, 2024 2:31 am

Indeed.
See how quickly real contrails disappear?

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:25 am

reportedly near the Arctic Circle, between Alaska and Russia…

Doesn’t look like A.I. generated to me, but…

A very cool time lapse reduced to 35 seconds…awesome visual. IMO.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:30 am

eerie

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
July 5, 2024 10:56 am

Cool.

a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
July 5, 2024 7:10 pm

Far out, man

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
July 6, 2024 2:29 pm

Looks a lot like the terrain on the north side of the Columbia River in Washington state with Mt. Hood coming in to view towards the end.

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:26 am

Africa has oceans where its coastline stops, so, why haven’t we seen anything like this there?

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
July 5, 2024 11:56 am

Only on the Mediterranean coast where the Europeans were active.

Ned
Ned
  Suds
July 5, 2024 12:05 pm

“Objection, your Honor. He’s leading the witness.”

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:10 pm

Carthage was quite impressive around 200 BC, but they weren’t black. Does that count?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Suds
July 5, 2024 2:10 pm

And I thought that was Mogadishu. Silly me.

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:27 am

Those were the days – II

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:31 am

Meanwhile, at some outdoor range, no doubt in some rural red area in the Divided States, some lucky male hetero 2A advocate must have taken this photo…

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a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
July 5, 2024 7:11 pm

Where she keeping the extra clips?

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  a9racer
July 5, 2024 7:51 pm

Well let me frisk her for you know safety

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:31 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 12:06 pm

Several guys just let out a collective sigh.

Bob P
Bob P
  Ned
July 5, 2024 1:12 pm

But there are several male chandeliers are now shitting themselves.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:32 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:12 pm

We’re in fucking trouble as a species.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:13 pm

Someday, son, you will be a man.
Dad, I’m 35
Well, you had to have the Autozone guy change your wiperblades

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:32 am

In another post today on TBP, July 5, 1946 the world was introduced to the bikini…

And so, with that…

Nice smile.

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Deimos
Deimos
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:41 am

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Micheline Bernardini 19 years old modeling the first ever bikini July 5 1946

a9racer
a9racer
  Deimos
July 5, 2024 7:16 pm

Well, at least it’s covering up that 1946 bush

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
July 5, 2024 11:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:14 pm

Bikini and miniskirt were the two best apparel innovations of all time.

Bob
Bob
  Bob P
July 5, 2024 1:48 pm

yoga pants as well, when worn by the appropriate ladies

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob
July 5, 2024 2:13 pm

Here Here!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
July 7, 2024 3:55 am

Where? – Where?

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob
July 5, 2024 4:23 pm

Now we’re talking. A mission for next week!

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:33 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:33 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:33 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:17 pm
nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:34 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
July 6, 2024 12:38 pm

Redneck beach party!…..

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:34 am

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
July 5, 2024 10:44 am

If Biden was an automobile…

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  nkit
July 6, 2024 11:16 am

Good thing it’s front wheel drive!

Matman
Matman
  nkit
July 6, 2024 12:39 pm

Oh yeah, he’s got insurance …….

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:35 am

A hugs and kisses warm reunion.
(BP, bring your humor, on the tail end, plz.)

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:19 pm

The video ended prematurely, but I have it on good authority that it was Billy Idol’s inspiration for his hit, Eyes without a Face.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:35 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:35 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:12 pm

I heard that until recently that was illegal in the deep south.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:35 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:36 am

Well done, artist. Well done.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:23 pm

Betcha that hand is full of slivers.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
July 5, 2024 11:24 pm

Palm tree

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:36 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:36 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
July 6, 2024 12:42 pm

Dragging them down the stairs is a good cure for that………

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:37 am

Lord, have mercy!
Oh, my.

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:37 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:25 pm

Oh, come on. I was hoping for a sliced carotid or a nail in the eye. Something!

Student of History
Student of History
July 5, 2024 9:38 am

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Suds
Suds
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 10:48 am

If Biden was like his son, in some room in the White House, after a line was drawn…

Or:

If Dementia Joe’s olfactory senses kicked in, when Kamaltoe walked in

Or:

When it hits Sleepy’s nostrils, after he filled his drawers with some gravy between his cheeks…

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
July 5, 2024 12:05 pm

Thanks Sir Suds…
. . . I just didn’t have it in me to find that perfect caption when I saw the pix.

Suds
Suds
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 12:07 pm

Another job well done today with submittals by you, SOH.

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
July 5, 2024 3:15 pm

Thank you very much – and right back at ya!

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 2:02 pm

If Biden were a car he’d be Yugo.

If Biden were an animal he’d be rabid badger.

If Biden were a corrupt thief, he’d be . . . Biden.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 2:21 pm

….corpse we’d all be better off.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 10:28 pm

Jill just got back from First Lady sleep-over with Mike, again

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
July 6, 2024 3:48 pm

I can’t remember which finger I pick my nose with.

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:38 am

Simple visuals to appreciate…if includes a cute kid: God moment.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
July 5, 2024 11:06 am

Cute.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:38 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:38 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:21 pm

Kept hold of the beer.
Passed guy code

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:38 am

Consider:

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Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
July 5, 2024 12:10 pm

Unless you’re in any major European city.

There carrying knives in public is generally illegal, and only illegal invaders – eh immigrants – carry knives.

They’ll HAPPILY use one on you while quoting the quran at you, you infidel, you!

(Almost looking forward to the civil wars I hope happen sooner than later – or else it’ll be too late due to demographics.)

a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
July 5, 2024 7:22 pm

I carry and use a Leatherman 50 times a day

a9racer
a9racer
  a9racer
July 5, 2024 11:25 pm

Downvoted by the Gerber contingent

Deimos
Deimos
  Suds
July 5, 2024 7:50 pm

Jethro Gibbs rule #9. Too bad Mark Harmon is such a insane leftist.

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Suds
July 5, 2024 8:03 pm

I have carried an Old Timer since I was 10 years old. Couldn’t tell how many I been through but always bought another one if I lost one. Carrying one now and have 2 backups in the dresser.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:16 pm

Had my first one for over 25 years before some jackass stole it!

Still carry one in my everyday carry bag.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Suds
July 5, 2024 9:36 pm

I carry one or two knives every day. Sometimes they become table knives, for tough meats; sometimes they whittle. Sometimes they prune vegetation, sometimes skin insulation off electrical wires, the uses are as varied as my imagination and experience can find.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:39 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:39 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:39 am

Red flag?

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Suds
July 5, 2024 1:17 pm

OHH yes, definitely, but men like playing with fire.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
July 5, 2024 2:08 pm

Okay, put your face in it.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:39 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:40 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:40 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:18 pm

why do I hear coconutsw being clapped together?

a9racer
a9racer
  Off my Lawn
July 5, 2024 7:24 pm

A flashback, Brave Sir Robin?

Matman
Matman
  Off my Lawn
July 6, 2024 12:47 pm

More like ..Hurry Hurry! i gotta pee!…..

Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:41 am

and only a buffoon would try to ride one on a warehouse floor…

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:09 pm

That’s for all my cousins you bastards ate!

Paul D
Paul D
  nkit
July 5, 2024 10:48 pm

Cruel…but funny as hell!

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:41 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:10 pm

Stephan soon thereafter discovered bottle make shitty helmets.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:42 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:43 am

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Suds
Suds
July 5, 2024 9:43 am

Go Pro recording of a Crazy? or just a ballsy adrenaline junkie?

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Suds
July 5, 2024 8:06 pm

Damn!!!

H2O
H2O
  Suds
July 6, 2024 8:57 pm

ballsy

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:43 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
July 5, 2024 12:15 pm

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing…

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 2:11 pm

Dumped truck.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  nkit
July 5, 2024 5:51 pm

nailed the landing.

H2O
H2O
  nkit
July 6, 2024 8:58 pm

eff’n ballsy

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:43 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 9:44 am

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