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the stooges were far more qualified
Technically, there were 6 stooges.
Watching the Stooges was entertaining. Nothing about Mr. Potatohead is entertaining.
A $4 package is now over $9
A couple months ago I was buying a sleep aid from Walmart for about four dollars and then they were out of it. A few weeks later They got more in and they are now, $8.27.
If Your Average Joe actually owned a feline…
https://www.businessinsider.com/feral-cat-killing-contest-kids-pets-hunting-new-zealand-canceled-2023-4
That’s some pretty sick shit there …
I grew up with a kid that killed all sorts of critters that he came across … then, one day when he was 18 or 19, his mom came home to a note on the kitchen table and that son dead in his bedroom with a self-inflicted head shot from his father’s .38 special …
Cause – effect? I’d bet on it in his case …
So, did you get a refund from the airline?
And you are………………….?
If you spend a lot of money and behave like this, you just might be a redneck…
That’s not a fail! That is straight up freakin American freedom, right there, baby!
Oh hell ya!!! I would do it. That’s freaking cool!!!
its a toy car
Nope
Driverless?
…and yet here we are…
I’m suspicious that this is still a viewable trivia nugget in Wikipedia…
Nigger in Chicago indicates something wrong is about to happen.
Horseshit. It quite literally used to describe a white woman having a high yellow baby, despite having a white husband or none at all. It was not a metaphor.
Far be it for Wikipedia to be accurate.
Elephant in the room doesn’t even come close to the same meaning.
it does if the room refers to a vagina and it’s an African elephant
Stephanie; Karen; whatever…
I want one!
Let me guess…
. . . For “dad tax” when you take the family to a restaurant?
(Don’t get me wrong, I’d like one too, but more for when a date who claims she’s not very hungry and doesn’t order enough starts eating off my plate too. Then I can scarf something off hers as a gentle ‘…rebuke.’)
That’s your last date with her.
Arming fat people with a two-foot fork is dangerous.
Good observation.
Ted Nugent when he ain’t Whackin and Stackin
iconic
The driver taking his hands off the wheel is a nice touch
Love it!!
Showed this to my wife. You can see the Tide imprinted backwards on my forehead, now.
I wanted to hide this from mine, but when she asked me what my hand was doing down my pants, I knew it was hopeless.
That’s definitely his cake!
That evening: “Honestly, honey, I don’t know what made him sick.”
Every little helps.
Ike…aww, crap!
How to disassemble that Ikea cabinet you have to move to your new apartment …
Asbestos dresses aren’t that common!
I think it’s past time to repeal all laws against owning and using fireworks. Why? So more idiots can claim their Darwin Awards.
Doggo helping owner and friends get their awards…
I’m sick of the all week fireworks bullshit.
and they were laughing at you because they were up at 6am………
It’s no wonder women outlive men, LOL
Grandkids came over last night and shot off everything imaginable. Where are you? I’m in Texas. They’re going to have a display at the lake tomorrow.
She chose …poorly.
Once you go black, yer gonna be a single mom
I hate to hoot my own horn, but no one fails more than I on Friday Fail.
Oh, men are sooo competative.
Competitive (sp)
Competitive, Combative?
Them Fighten words
Stick the spelling Nazi up his own ass and fight for air.
toot
Yeah, I saw that after the hour edit deadline.
I shut that part of my brain off a long while ago.
Basically just a happy camper
Similar to “Learn to spell with Darnell”, the Mexican version of wurd play…
Yesterday it was Jose.
Jose can you see by the dawn’s early light?
Juicy?
It’s always them Boo Boo.
Two sons of a mexican firefighter, hose a and hose b.
Background tune is an old Little Richard song…
“You’re going to need another 2 x 4, Stucky.”
Coons waiting for the FedEx delivery.
Repair work now needed, but at least there are no more racoons in the attic now.
Some of us are in trouble,no names mentioned!
Damn…
. . . looks like I’ve had dementia since early childhood.
My shadow told me this once, so I choked him to death.
You choked your shadow, that’s what you choked, you bad monkey you.
What a classic.
wow what is that? It’s gorgeous.
Bugatti 57 type sc Atlantic US$1,155,000.00
Looks like someone’s VW Beetle got the rack!
And some nicer curves
1/4 of the cost of Zelensky’s wife’s Bugatti
TY
It’s what my cousin would call an ‘automobile’ … as distinguished from a mere ‘car’ …
Beautiful design … magnificent workmanship …
It’s a beauty, sadly well out of my reach!
Like Scotland bragged last year about cutting down 16,000,000 — yes, 16 million — trees to put up a wind farm …
Once the citizenry got word of it, the excuse was that the trees weren’t ‘native’ species and had to go …
I wonder how long it’ll take those windmills to make up for the enormous amount of energy expended cutting down and then disposing of 16 million trees …
You … can’t … cure … stupid …
Why don’t they use the same logic with illegals? They’re not native to Scotland either.
Yes they actually bragged about it, as you say can’t fix stupid
They will never make up for the energy used to cut the trees, manufacture the wind turbines, and solar panels, and the installation of same, a net energy loss.
Clown world
“Really, Doc, I can’t Escape it. I keep losing my Edge.”
“F-150 off!”
I’ve got this Gremlin in my head and I think I will have a Challenger of a time in the Futura.
One for the Pro-vaxx gang of maroons.
It was a lockstep narrative that was an organized push.
Ask yourself Who?
And, Why?
But, only if you can think critically, and keep an open mind.
Wakey-wakey.
Somethin’s shady.
This is why all the Amish and homeless are all dead now where I live.
and illegals who got to come in unvaccinated– good thing they all got covid and died and are not a burden on US taxpayers
Hang them all!!!!!!!!!!!
Splay them, gut them, and hang them alive with their own intestines.
Ooh, I’m smarter than the virus, it hasn’t found me yet (said no one ever).
No virus here, dummy arse. No vaccination either.
It’s true! Covid found me and I’m unvaccinated, but, like 99.8% of people who it found, I lived! Oh, it also found everyone I know who was vaccinated. You’d think it was a virus.
If Covid shit in the forest would anyone care?
Hopefully, these fools were vaxxed and are dead or seriously injured…..
Amazing how stupid those people were/are. No shots, no illness, even when I was supposedly exposed to vaxxed family and friends who were sick after taking the vax. Covid was and is a fraud and those who think/thought otherwise well, the word is stupid, they were/are stupid.
What are you talking about? I survived all of these catashophes, and still own nothing.
It’s a cruel world.
Pretty hard to find tho
Well its a start for sure!
My expectations can’t get any lower………..drinking!
Not listening to them helps a lot.
So does being single, living WTF out in the sticks, and most importantly, DO not suffer fools!
Peace, L.
40 years ago, when I moved here, it was the sticks. Over the years, the suburbs have caught up to us. Now, we are too old to move again, and need too much medical care to be that far away any more….
Retirednottired,
My wife and I thank you and your wife for your prayers. We have Remission!!! PTL!
Good news!!!!
from my naughtier side…
Yes, your honour, I spanked her, but it’s not my fault. When the perfect ass is sticking out seductively, a fella just has to spank it.
She’s definitely a bad box. I spend all day spanking bad boxes and then she wants more when I come home all tuckered out.
UK votes in leftie government……….you can’t fix stupid
The Brits (and the Swedes, and others) should have hung Barbara Roche when they had the chance …
Agreed.
It worked for all the other catashophes they have taxed us for the last 60 years or are you implying that taxes are theft? You aren’t being a good sheeple.
For fellow FF’ers
“I like the way the line runs up the back of those stockings.”
“No, no, no, no. Don’t take ’em off; Leave ’em on.”
“Yeah, that’s it. A little more to the right.”
-David Lee Roth, “Everybody Wants Some”
No, ma’am, I will not stop gawking, because I simply can’t convince my eyes to move. I will, however, endeavor to reel in my tongue.
Well, Hello there, Red.
anudder one…
I asked my wife to consider tradewives, so she traded me for a dildo.
Poor dildo.
Stunningly beautiful, but, In My Humble Opinion…
You know Suds, if all of us men had the same taste in women, we’d all have the same great grandmother and you’d be my cousin!.
In my collection somewhere!!
Agreed. Spectacular. I’d suggest we fight for her, but, unfortunately for us, she has far better options.
Good Bois!
a day late, and a dollar short, in the Biden economy…
Teach. Your children well.
Teach them not to snack on the thin little red ones…or let them learn the hard way.
But they might learn to love them!