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So sayeth Stan Lee?
No, they gave you an extra day. What you really did wrong was take the covid shot.
what ? no pork on there Alex !! isn’t that odd ?
I get it
I see bacon wrapped beef.
Canada offers MAID on the back of their tax envelopes.
It offers it on the stamps.
LOL wasn’t that a Seinfeld episode ?
oh really ? got proof of that do you ?
Taxation is theft at gunpoint by parasites.
kNow you can not have visitation rights, that’s a thing of the past.
You get me, but I just had to go back and check the number out after I skipped it, and now I’m bored.
How did you get Hunter Biden’s number?
trip out that that foul bitch has garnered so much notoriety…imagine your daughter gaining fame this way
Fred Sanford’s Rozwell, New Mexico junkyard location…
She’s only got 16 light years on her, driven by a kindly old shizbot from Oroca 3.
It looks like it’s got a bad discroniformer…….gonna cost you a lot of spacebucks to get it up to warp speed……..
But his Prices cant be beat!
Maroon my ass, this mutha fucker’s red!
great flick
Damn! I love walking auto salvage yards! And this one would be cool as hell.
A Sunday tradition…
h/t: Irish
I do NOT want them 8n my neighborhood.
And un-vaccinated!
The top comment for this DMol article is EXACTLY why The Tories lost badly in the yesterday’s election. What is scary – having lived 20 years in England – is that Labour is going to make it a whole lot worse.
The UK is lost, destroyed from within without a single shot fired! You can’t fix stupid.
I realized a while back that what the good ole USA is going through, since the 80’s, is what so called great Britain went through after ‘winning’ WWII, From ’46 through the ’80’s…..The slow rot of an aging Empire.
Just remember, the UK and the US are essential for Morality in world politics! Riiiight.
At least they get to have the satisfaction of dying by their own hand, and not by the WEF.
That’s not the remake of Basic Instink…Maxine Waters is the star attraction…….
The Netfix version
TFI again…
Mine too!!!!!!
The Dali LLama approves of this message.
I’m outraged!
The guberment, corporations, and all media has told me sugar was my friend for 70 years, would they mislead ME!
Still better for ya than “artificial sweeteners.”
Planters used to sell 1.75 oz. tubes of peanuts $.69 for one or $1.00 for 2
Now, they have a 2.25 oz tube for $2.49
Fuckers
A box of cereal, a can of coffee or a candy bar. The list goes on and on.
That shit is poison, why anyone drinks it is a mystery to me.
This worked until they switched the colors on us.
Without a sense of humour, you turn leftist.
dats raycist.
Most Excellent! Ever tyme 😉
Laughter; The Best Medicine, and pranks will do the trick sometimes.
Rofl!
Legal for a price
nudder one from Irish that I can relate to…
Just sit down and do it, it’s easier all round! Then you can fall over when you stand up!!
Same in front of the optometrist
have you tried to get a passport recently?
Why yes, yes I have.
PITFA made as difficult as possible to discourage int’l travel IMO.
It required 6months, had to get a new long form birth certificate to complete the process, only available from the state since Dallas doesn’t issue them for us old fuckers. I eagerly await (5months and counting) DHS approval of my Global Entry application, so I can avoid TSA and Customs hassles.
Looks like he needs a wide one for her.
If it’s that big…she’s a dude.
He is her Lap Dog.
if it’s really as valuable as this meme is implying…would you really waste that talent on a fat bitch like this??
Truth-II
and the Edjumaction system is designed to make sure you lose interest, look SPORTSBALL!
A true translation along with the actual image used by Norway’s largest newspaper (MSM) when the breaking news hit that a someone suspected of spying for China was apprehended this week.
Damn, he’s on the news every day now!
He can’t even tuck his shirt in!
What do you have to lose? Worth a try.
HOMELESS DUDE: *Arrives at boss’ office*
“I’m here to torture you for one of your employees. But…
. . . if you double my fee, I’ll tell you who it is and not torture you.
BOSS: “How much”
HOMELESS DUDE: He paid me $100.-
That’s what the nameless Alpabet Agency was hoping you’ld say, that way it’s not entrapment.
Cousin Eddie at it again
I’ve been a bit tipsy a few times late night, but, come on…
You think that’s bad, I broiled my dirty laundry and burned down the house.
The only time I ever got “blacked out drunk” I did far worse…
. . . thank God nobody got hurt, including me.
(Good time – but never repeated.)
I suspect that younger viewers might not get this one…
I went to one of his shows and the first 6 or 7 rows had big sheets of plastic draped over the seats for people to hunker under when he got going. Great performer. One of my fav all time shows right next to my date catching Randy Bachman’s guitar at a BTO concert.
from Webster’s New and Improved 2020 Edition, revised…
Of course they have to say White. Anyone who’s ever dealt with black women at work know what “hen pecking” is.
African lady at the grocery store told me “excuse you”, today.
Me: All the way to the balls
Her: Well, put those in too!
Methinks the proper response is: “I can’t tell.”
Midnight Cowboy got one of those … for the faggotry.
Hard working, responsible western civilization people’s thoughts and musings in the current economic environment…
One toke over the line
Really getting buzzed…..
At least it, AI, didn’t put a cock on the babe.
Are you sure it’s AI?
Maybe she didn’t want the rain to put the fire out.
She IS blonde.
Truth-III, with exceptions…
Have been for a long time…….
Was told in the late 80’s by a good Uncle who got an Associates degree in the early 60’s that degrees are pointless. Should have listened to him better.
I stopped going late in my 3rd year when I realized I was already making more money than I would make if I got my degree. Seemed pointless.
DITTO to the third year.
Give me somebody with common sense any day of the week.
Yeah, but you only cause problems, so I guess we’re a match.
She’ll soon fix that.
^^^^^ THIS^^^^^^
is what I refer to as ‘vagilogic’ , makes my brain ache!
Peace, L.
“I don’t want solutions, I just want to vent!”
yep– every “happily” married man knows that you listen to her problems, you don’t offer easy fixes
Fail.
Was he for the other team?
moar Irish…
Perfect emoji to stand for WTF?
I’m thinking ’bout makin’ bacon, Piggie.
But my not so little piglet, you will squeal for more.
Rye chip. I want to know what X-Ray Ghostrider Super-Magnum Force 3000 does
Time for another refreshing G&T and to see what everyone has posted so far.
Will be back with some gifs after that.
Meanwhile, since I know we’re mostly not the youngest of bucks here each Friday morning, here’s a lovely babe that might have you reflecting happily on decades (and maybe some missed opportunities) gone by.
“I’d hit that.”
-not Gallagher.
She’s popular here this week…
. . . someone else posted pix of her on another page.
Girl is like a cabbage. All head an no body.
Gorgeous with a nice booty
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She’s on Chive. GGinGA