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After a controversial election, France needs national reconciliation, and what better way to bring that about than a nationally-televised soccer game with Macron’s head as the ball?
Sunday is the important day.
Hey, you Canadians could try that with curling….
The giant windmills are virtually useless for generating power, but you’d think they’d at least create a nice breeze.
This shit burns me up more than Joetato and his evil family.
And we wonder why the young men blow themselves up.
“I think those Women are showing too much emotion,
They need to be more logical like us Men.”
Heard from a man while putting on the explosive vest.
Just settle down another woke feminist, and spend your days bitching to each other about men. That way you can keep each other miserable, and you won’t procreate to further damage the species.
And just think of all the ‘precious’ kitties you can rescue!
Peace, L.
But how are they going to score points if they can’t make a trans kid?
When the BBC produces a narration documentary about specific creatures that capture the interest of critical thinking observers…
That was great. The Lick-a-lot-of-puss also said Mr. Potato Head was jet lagged from a flight 2 weeks earlier. That bastard is permanently jet lagged (aka senile).
Satire, the pretend David Attenborough voice gives it a certain “je ne sais quoi”
How can you not trust that Condensending British Wanker Wildlife Expert.
It is reassuring to hear it from him rather in a Deep Southern Drawl.
Truth.
I sho do respect brother Rodney who stole 6 wide screens from Target last weekend.
Nigga, Pleaze.
I’ll have the rice, thank you.
Don’t be so shocked. How did you think potatoes reproduce?
Eye, Matey
OOOH, he put it out on her eye!
Just hit it with the peeler
Just the tip…
If there was ever a case for removing kids from irresponsible parents . . .
If there was ever a case for removing San Francisco for the surface of the world….
If there was ever a case for your Dad to where a condom…
Well … just what did anyone do about it?
It’s San Fran, what do you think?
Flounce around
People still stupid enough to read WAPO are the kind who take their kids to pride parades.
Just remember, Critical Thinking is a crime punishable by voluntary exile to Friday Fail.
Yes, it’s good company!
“Cold-hearted orb, that rules the night.
And robs the colors from our sight.
Where red is black, and yellow white.
But we decide which is right,
And which is an illusion.”
WAPO, all the lies and crap that they can print.
LMAO…
He is so ready for the indoctrination day prison and mandatory pHarma injections.
Next he’ll be shouting “Hey teachers, Leave those kids alone!”
This is what happens when we let women take over.
My wife agrees…..of course,that’s about the ONLY thing……lol…
Shall not be infringed
Too late.
They’ve already grossly infringed.
The NFA is wholly unconstitutional.
This what happens when people are very stupid and have the IQ of a turnip.
Damn right! Date night.
Feed her and fuck her
And to show my level of responsibility, each unit cost the Pentagon $6 million.
Nice to have a brother in-law in military procurements. Fast Eddie’s Janitorial Supply thanks you for your service. Like really bro, your 20% has been credited to your bitcoin account.
The first thing I learned in the military was that you have a budget. Never, under any circumstances use less than your budget because they will then, cut it.
Not just the military, brohan.
Any government or large corporation operation.
The war propaganda has been off the charts this past week – more so than usual here.
lmao. Maybe someone should tell them how successful the Maginot Line turned out to be.
Exactly…
Your average American college graduate: ‘The what line?’
The Germans just went around the Maginot Line. It looks like the Russians will have to go through this wall. What kind of alien technology will it use to keep the Russians from going over or just plowing through?
And you wont even have to couch, I mean coach me, on my answer.
Which Psalm says, “Let Satan claim his evil soul and rid the earth of him?” I’d pray that one.
Imprecatory Psalms are good stuff.
Ready torpedoes.
A machine gun would be better for inflatables
.50 cal would do a number on it.
Couple hundred yards of barbed wire trailed behind a boat or just bouyed would work fine
Don’t forget the chum!
It’s in the inflatable boat.
I don’t want that. She is a lefty Democrat that supports Joke Biden.
Learn, Lisa, learn
If I were an Olympian I’d get an international team of women’s beach volleyballers to fan me all day . . . in uniform (and out of uniform all night).
As long as I can be the sand removal guy
A time consuming job!
Somewhere in a blue city in America yesterday, where Biden supporters figured they knew what they were doing…
I’ll be the responsible adult and handle the fireworks, just hand me my beer, son.
With a cig hanging out of my mouth.
Like my neighbors did last night.
of course, how you gonna light the fuse, idjiot. Wow. almost forgot my shot of whiskey.
…at least they made sure the airspace was clear…
Thank you Commiefornia, you protected me from winning my Dawin Award, AGAIN.
LOL.
Then the belittling begins…….
Sounds like something a commie, pinko fag would say
That’s why I use them.
Amen.
I hope you tell him/her/it that you don’t care.
It’s great to be white. We have bigger brains than the negroes and bigger dicks than the chinks. We’re in the catbird’s seat.
But less money than the chews, who are the problem.
So much so you won’t even call them jews (or my personal favorite, kike).
Shyster, grifter, parasite, money changer, Christ killer, carpetbagger, male genital mutilator, bankster, usury/ interest charger,fiat money creator, porn producer, media producer, federal reserve, irs, border control, state dept., Lgbtxyz insanity.
Child trafficker, I seem to remember hidden walls and tunnels in a sin a gog with bloody mattresses. In NYC. They would come up out of the grates in the sidewalk like rats.
Rare picture of just 1 of the reptiles who take issue with some of what me and Bob P. post on FF…
Piss off, reptile. The only frogs I ever insult are the people from France.
Oui.
Now go buy some deoderant.
& take Prajeet with you.
Do they even sell deodorant in France??
After working with some people from France, I now realize why they invented perfume.
They were doing actual work?
Don’t worry, they’re French, I could smell um from here.
A little mentholated under the nose helps with that. Goog advice from a friend who worked in Africa and flew monthly.
Stupid spellpeckers.
It’s an amphibian
“It’s tough being an amphibian,” Kermit
While that is amusing, clearly the image has been altered to look like a dog with long ears.
But still good for a laugh.
Yeah, but, when the KGB found out they told their troops to send them back with a note, ” Have anything bigger, these are to small”.
Totally believable! Just like everything else from spooks r US, it’s fake and GHAY! Bunch of Nancy bois sitting around obsessing about other men’s junk, filthy turd buglers .
Don’t take my word for it, ask our resident langly-bot, shit scented scrotum breath …
Peace, L.
Saw this last week. It would be a fun project to be sure, but one would be well advised to not try racing a real Tesla. Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re fast!
Teslas may be fast, but they use maximum battery power for accelerations, thus draining at an alarming rate compared to “gas guzzlers” when going full throttle. Especially when AWD mode kicks in.
Snap!
The cloud is just some else’s computer.
Missed a step. 5-1/4″ (real) floppies. 360kb, 1985
On the List with You!
Oh, no, no, noo, no! Read the EULA; they tell you right there, everything you create with their software, THEY OWN!!
Only fools would use Microsoft products from the last 15-20 years.
I have to use Excel, Word, Outlook every day for my job.
Did she get some good investment advice from Nancy?
bullshit!
That’s almost real democracy. The only thing missing is election by lottery. Also the executive should be given a mandatory prison sentence at the end of his term.
only the wealthy class voted.
Yeah, um, Canada has multiple parties, and our clowns are as bad as yours. In Parliamentary systems, the winning party–as in the UK yesterday–can take control with only a third of the country voting for them. In Canada in 2021 the Liberals got 32.6% of the votes, the Conservatives got 33.7%, but the Liberals got more seats in Parliament and the socialist NDP backed them, and Trudeau’s been fucking us ever since.
Indeed, government itself is the problem. Government is the greatest evil ever created by man.
The problem is federalism, not electoral or party systems. Central governments create an incentive for corruption and concentration of real power in the hands of very few.
You beat me to it. Barely more than 1 in 5 eligible voters cast a ballot for the worst government and PM in Canadian history. That 32.6% is actually (62.2% x 32.6%) = 20.27% since voter turnout was only 62.2%. Imagine your entire country’s future being decided by the 1 in 5 who, as a group, are the least contributing and biggest recipients of tax dollars, and then seeing a defacto coalition government – that no one voted for – destroy things even further.
The only vote that counts is from the rooftops.
They learn that the tip is more sensitive, and it’s easier to control lower down.
She seems ‘nice’.
Peace, L.
No need to break that habit
No seat belt? Just say’n.
a contrast in ability…the one who fails should work the cash register…
FF indeed, remember to teach everything you know to your replacement.
Maybe the girls should be making calzones instead?
Don’t ask – I won’t answer if you do – but I was also a P/T pizza maker at an expensive LibArts Uni in my late teens for a few months. Had I been a F/T student, they would’ve kept me on since I sold out faster than any other P/T pizza maker.
Oh what a charmed life I’ve lived, LOL.
(Thank you God, it’s been a real adventure so far, bless me enough to keep it going!)
I have an Ooni wood pellet pizza oven and you really need a lot of flour on that pizza peel and on the preparation surface.
Same as affirmative action beginning in the 70s.
Later Gator,
After a while Crocodile.
Fun times getting 3-4 year old grandkids to say it.
Correction, theRapists are only Leased, continued payments will be on going.
You can’t cure that shit.
IIRC, Miss T. posted this previously on GM&R, but it’s interesting IMO.
no matter what happens to me today, this just made my day!!!!!🤣
Just watched this again, 8 hrs later, and I was right. All the shit that happened to me today didn’t bother me. I’m gonna have to watch this every morning to start my day out right.
That should be a Trump commercial.
Absolutely should be.
Pull the other leg, it’s got bells on. Hot air Trump backed down from the MIC/Security complex and that’s the whole story.
And you know this how? Was that a talking point in your Antifa handbook?
I suspect the only leg you pull on is the third one on a fag(s)!
uh huh.
why were we in the ‘stan again … ?
did the Afgani’s perp nine one one ?
… and attack the USS Liberty ?
here’s a thumbs down for that video, nothing personal Suds, I’m glad you posted it, now maybe some of the 55+ up voters will look at things more objectively and not fall for the propaganda next time.