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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:20 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:21 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:22 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:22 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:23 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:06 pm

Well now, I’m straight as an arrow.

H2O
H2O
  nkit
July 6, 2024 9:50 pm

this is a “Gay Test”.
If you noticed the bow or target first… well, I have some bad news for you.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:23 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:24 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:08 pm

You’ll need more firepower if the Obamas come calling.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:25 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 5, 2024 11:49 pm

serious girl

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:26 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:28 am

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Lurker
Lurker
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:22 pm

Shoot, shovel, and shut up. Don’t forget the quick lime.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
July 5, 2024 3:47 pm

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Santy Claws
Santy Claws
  Anthony Aaron
July 6, 2024 10:26 pm

You could also dig the body down 7 feet, cover and add roadkill at 4 feet. That way they think the dogs smelled the animal.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
July 5, 2024 4:44 pm

Never call the cops

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:28 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
July 5, 2024 3:20 pm

Their unconstitutional
Gun ‘laws’ . . . FIFY.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Texas Khaan
July 5, 2024 3:48 pm

The only Constitutionally legal gun law is the 2d Amendment … ‘shall not be infringed’ pretty much outlaws any and all other ‘gun laws’ …

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anthony Aaron
July 5, 2024 8:56 pm

True AA.
Many things, duly enacted statutes, regulations, judicial fiats are called law, ofttimes said legal writings are unlawful since they conflict with higher authorities. Our timid judiciary seldom issues the broad, sweeping opinions that would restore the constitutional order. Our crappy legislators, at all levels, should go through every provision of each code striking out and repealing most everything while simplifying what little remains.

104MAGA104
104MAGA104
  Texas Khaan
July 6, 2024 10:35 pm

They are ALL ZOG.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anthony Aaron
July 6, 2024 10:06 pm

The Founders certainly realized that some people were emotionally or temperamentally unsuited to own and use weapons. I have no doubt that they expected that those who realized their shortcomings would simply not use weapons, and those who did NOT realize their shortcomings would be dealt with by those members of the society who did. In a nation based upon freedom and independence of the individual, it was not the job of government to thwart Darwin.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:29 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:10 pm

That looks like his nuts. Excuse me while I vomit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
July 5, 2024 11:51 pm

What other part would you eat, Bob?

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:36 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:39 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:14 pm

For some reason Big Mike couldn’t get pregnant. Maybe Barry was infertile?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Ned
July 5, 2024 3:23 pm

Maybe it’s because the anus has another purpose ???

a9racer
a9racer
  Texas Khaan
July 5, 2024 9:20 pm

Lawyers

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Ned
July 5, 2024 10:45 pm

Maybe Mike tried to knock up Barry…

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:12 pm

That’s a lot of ugly right there.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
July 5, 2024 10:46 pm

The Trump camp needs to tweet this continually if Mike is tapped to run against him.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:42 am

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Ned
Ned
  nkit
July 5, 2024 1:15 pm

Or the potato salad has gone bad.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:14 pm

I was going to say let’s ketchup some time, but not after that pun.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:43 am

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lamont cranston
lamont cranston
July 5, 2024 11:44 am

#8 – James Bond disagrees.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:44 am

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stuff
stuff
  nkit
July 5, 2024 7:21 pm

Real blacks will eat the greasiest chicken out there, cooked locally, and often burnt to crisps. Not mainstream chicken from fast food places.

a9racer
a9racer
  stuff
July 5, 2024 9:24 pm

That’s my kinda chicken, too

Anonymous
Anonymous
  stuff
July 7, 2024 7:06 am

Not true. When I go to Popeye’s 100% of the workers are black and 90% of the customers are black. North Carolina

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:24 pm

“You ain’t black!”

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:49 am
MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
July 5, 2024 4:47 pm

Stupid joke…that never gets old.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:51 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
July 6, 2024 10:11 pm

Anti-American bastard.

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:54 am

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nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 11:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 5, 2024 8:19 pm

Or worse, “My turn for the gerbil.”

nkit
nkit
July 5, 2024 12:00 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
July 5, 2024 12:28 pm

nkit, thanks for all the good stuff you CONSISTENTLY manage to upload here each and every week. Wishing you the very best of weekends too.

Suds
Suds
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 12:31 pm

2nded.

nkit
nkit
  Suds
July 5, 2024 2:07 pm

Thanks, friends…Have a glorious weekend!!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
July 5, 2024 9:09 pm

Nkit, some of us know that you are responsible for making FF great, where once there were a few comments now there are 2,000.
Thaank you very much !!!

Oh, and you might enjoy these:

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
July 6, 2024 6:00 am

aa4-VWX71-700wv-0

Student of History
Student of History
July 5, 2024 12:22 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 9:25 pm

befor?

Student of History
Student of History
July 5, 2024 12:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 2:15 pm

No. Never.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 4:49 pm

Not in this dimension.

a9racer
a9racer
  Student of History
July 5, 2024 9:26 pm

Only when she realizes she didn’t get your credit card first

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
July 6, 2024 6:01 am

Not that I can recall and I have a good memory, where did I put my glasses?

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Tigger
July 6, 2024 1:40 pm

I spent 5 minutes yesterday looking for my reading glasses before realizing I was wearing them. 🤪

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:36 pm

Sorry for any repeats
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:36 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 8:21 pm

I think it did in 2020.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:37 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:37 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:37 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:38 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:38 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:38 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:44 pm

That be more gooder!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:40 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:40 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 2:18 pm

“I don’t think the heavy stuffs gonna start for a while now…” – Carl Spackler

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:41 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:41 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 12:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  YourAverageJoe
July 5, 2024 3:32 pm

Hope that’s not you Ray. Unless it is an island populated by 20 something smok’in hot hammer babes.

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