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“Swan”
Oh Please ! that is a Bloke.. look at the shoulders and the jaw. That’s a Man baby!
Physiologically a dead giveaway is that a man’s shoulders are 2x the width of his head..a woman is between 1.5 and 1.6x width.. this is fact.. just like the pelvic size and Q-angle of greater trochanteric alignment to mid patella.. Mike fails the female body form in all 3 basic categories
AI recognizes him as a man.
Actual Intelligence also recognizes HIM !!!
look for the adam’s apple first, then the jaw line (mens squared off and women is pointy), brow line, size of neck, size of hands and if shoulders are wider than hips (man), if hips wider than shoulders (female).
A lot of sexy babes in hollyweird are really women (ie Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz etc)
Correct
Michelle, from hell
You were Mike, but now you’re my fag wife
My Michelle
Good start, Bob.
Folks, get ready. They’re coming back
Flush them both.
Looks like a toilet seat cover.
Looks Like someone Left the Toilet Seat Up, Again!
“Big Mike cleans up pretty good, don’t you think?”
“Nobody mess with lil ‘ol Barry! No getting mugged in the ‘hood, tonight.”
“Somebody’s getting something TONIGHT, baby. ‘Course, no telling who’s doing the giving and who’s doing the getting!”
Great start to FF, Jim.
Oh! from behind that is a ‘Brown Bomber’ Joe Lewis exact match. Does it lift cars before breakfast.
Big Mike’s got Barry’s back.
And she’ll do him…bareback!
And a fine Friday Good Morning to the Admin team, Tigger, BP, YAJ, and SOH. Lets have some fun.
So with that in mind…
To SOH and Sir Suds who are already beavering away
To all you fellow maniacs let the sanity in this insane world reign!
Just remember….
We welcome you to the Crackerbox Palace (It’s True. It’s true)!
This video was directed by Eric Idle at George’s Henley-on-Thames mansion, roundabout the same time that Eric, George and Neil Innes started working on the idea that became “The Rutles.”
And we love The Rutles. The Pre-Fab Four rules!
I can honestly say thier song ‘Cheese and Onions’ changed my life!
As in the movie “King of Hearts”?
The sane ones were the ones in the insane asylum, as deemed by the majority outside, who were out there killing each other.
Wow, Saw ‘Harold and Maude’ and ‘King of Hearts’ as a double feature about 44 years ago. I have been search for King of Hearts since just to watch it again.
It’s available on Amazon for a fee.
To each and everyone “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”
for a few of the early birds…
Admin team????? get lost…
???
Fact check: False.
Neil’s real name was much more likely Neil Limestone, Neil Marble, Neil Dolomite, or possibly Neil Particles-of-Plant-Debris
Fleckenstein….
Simon Fleck??? lol
I thought it was Neil Lignite
The Great Khaan concurs.
Fred Sanford’s junk yard gets creative…Ruh Roh!
was strolling through the woods, in deep thought, thinking to myself:
“I’d really like to find me a cougar who shows interest in me.”
Wait. This isn’t what I meant.
Tip for city folk: When a predator looks at you with that Hello, Breakfast face, toss him a handy old lady and run like hell.
Hiking tip for those in bear country – You don’t need a .44 for protection, just a .22 to put in your neighbor’s knee when the bear charges, who NOW realizes WHY he was asked to come along..
Couldn’t find a MILF this will have to do
that’s a guy
Australian female athlete Jennicke
All the cougars for my age group roll around in wheelchairs
I mean…
Beautiful cats.
I was chased home by a cougar while coming back from my patch one night. Made it to the door to find a large black bear there waiting for me. Not sure which one saved my life. Either way, I am still alive and glad we didn’t have to lock our front doors in Nelson BC back then!
All while singing in a low voice….
“They’re coming to take me away, Hee Hee, Haa Haa….”
This is worthy of being reposted every week, endlessly….
Double standards much?
But I’ll types some words anyway (I mean, my words are never really needed).
Is a woman less of a woman if she can’t cook a meal from scratch?
Yes, absolutely.
And her mother failed her.
and in old age one of the main reasons for tolerating the head knots?
I would DV but I can’t.
I am a product of this Edjumacation system.
I’ve been taught that My Feelings are the Only thing that matters.
Where is my participation award?
If we’re alive and typing here, we’re ALL a product of it, as the indoctrination has been going on for a long time..
Some of us just realized sooner than others (and some never) – “Hey, wait a minute! This bullshit isn’t quite adding up! They wouldn’t LIE to us, would they??”
watching a building described as fallen which was still standing helped a lot. 6 months later I am asking my brother if nuclear weapons are actually real…. why could Shackleton take better pictures in 1903 than the US navy can take in the ’50’s?
deep and fast down the rabbit hole when it was available
The first step is seeing that there is a problem.
Abbie, you still comin’ round, and voting?
Vindictive. Bitter.
Costco’s next size up is called ‘Lizzo’s Shower Towel.’
Hahahahahahaa!
Lizzo’s sanitary knapkin
Now that’s just gross.
I’d walk across that
Ok…
. . . a bit embarrassing to admit, but I’d LOVE to buy one of those beach towels.
After Lizzo bled all over it??
still on the fence about actually going to the polls in November, but…
I’m not American, but if I may make a suggestion: If the Dems substitute in Big Mike, vote for the president that doesn’t get cornholed.
Mr Obama ain’t eligible ….
He wasn’t eligible the first time either (not a natural born citizen) but he was forced on us anyway.
What?? You didn’t believe that layered PDF document they gave us, with fonts that didn’t exist when he was born??
It was shown to us and we were supposed to accept it.
Riiiigggghhhhhtttttt……..
if Biden could be VP for two terms and then run as POTUS for two terms then why couldn’t HObama be POTUS for two terms and then run as VP for two terms……puzzle me dat? what if HObama ran for House and after elected was chosen for the Speaker. 3rd in the line of succession and what then if the POTUS resigns then after being replaced by the VP she dies. would he still be elevated to POTUS? I think the Constitution says the candidate may not run for POTUS again after serving two terms but doesn’t proclude being elevated in another manner?
heck Bob, that only leaves Hillary because she only gives and doesn’t take……………front or back!
Mike’s probably the one that does the cornholing, and Barry is the cornholee.
You could stick a corpse up there and they would still vote’
Only 33%?
Well it’s CNN and it is a poll! nuff said
The magic masonic number
Good luck. It’s still four months away.
a man of faith, who should probably get to confession soon, as my humor attempts cross a line in some peeps’ peepers…a sinner. Heathen.
That’s nothing. Muhammed flew from Mecca to Jerusalem on a horse and married a six-year-old girl (but, being a gentleman prophet, didn’t deflower her till age 9).
Oh, ye of little faith!
“A man has to have beliefs, so I believe I’ll have another beer.”
– Edward Abbey RIP
Hey Bob, why didn’t you mention the part where the mare, the nanny and the ewe were deflowered ???
could dig it.
My kinda place.
Are those tents air conditioned?
Oh, yes..
Hmmm…
Why do Women have Legs?
I remember that joke. Ouch.
Ya, that’s what happens when one uses the labia as a brake…
Peace, L.
Adrenaline junkies for speed typically fade away, but not all of ’em…
Secondhand Lions
Great flick
creative photography with things encountered…
“How did she take it when you dumped her?”
“Not very well. I’m currently in hiding.”
Wise move, she looks to be tetchy!
Now we know where Cat Stevens found the inspiration for his song.
Peace Train?
Hard Headed Woman.
sage advice…
I shared this with my wife, then she smiled and kicked me out of my house.
Your wife is a cold hearted woman:
whatcha bitchin’ for Bob, you said she smiled!
Well, once again late to the party. But I had an Ubuntu system update crash a short while ago and just now got it all back up and running.
HELLO fellow Friday Fail friends!!!
There’s some leftover ‘…meat’ from the little tram debacle…
. . . but I suppose all have plenty left over from yesterday.
I see this week’s party is already getting lit, so I’ll just shut up a bit and post some images too.
Next stop, the Roadkill Cafe.
“Men only think about one thing…”
-Not so fast, woman…
It’s not true that men only think about sex. They also think about sports and music . . . and how many women they’d screw if only they were a football star or music icon.
no problem Bob, with the current culture you can choose to be anything you want. just tell your desire/change and we will allow it!
There is SO much more to life than sex, and as soon as I figure out what it is I’ll let you know.
dunno Ned. at 77y.o. I am still buying a lottery ticket………….so?
There is SO much more to life than sex, and as soon as I figure out what it is I’ll let you know.
It’s adrenaline, Ned.
Look at the 2 geezers on the hydro.
It keeps you alive.
And young…
Men don’t “think” about this bullshit…we just do it!
Stopped them from this, only to enslave them, slaughter them, and steal their gold, silver, and jewels.
And then let 14 million of them back in with free phones, debit cards, and free housing.
and in NYC the mayor gives them all their own personal debit card with money in the account.
Would they be better off now under the Aztecs?
As if these attentive creatures aren’t dizzy enough…
That gave me an idea for a lazy way to wipe my arse. I’ll be out of the hospital next Wednesday.
a tp wrapped electric shoe shiner would work better and be oh so soft and safe?
TP fitted to a belt sander.
Rolls of as it’s used.
Follow me for more tech tips…
Would be funnier if cat were flying around instead of tissue paper.
My back yard has free stargazing for any FF contributor. Just bring a big bottle of whisky and some bacon. Oh, and if anyone has a telescope, that might be a good idea, too.
But…you are north of the border in Canuckistan. I can’t bring my self defense sidearm. The border cossacks might even confiscate the bottle I would bring for you.
Whisky and bacon is not free, sir. That sounds like a cover charge
just imagine a yard full of drunks trying to carefully maneuver a precision telescope? would be a funny sight!
Tell me this ain’t real….
Well it is New York….looks like a permit for stargazing at a public park. I wonder if the druggies need to get permits to shoot up in the park while kids watch?
I’m not admitting anything, but does anyone know how to put out a burning dick?
Cold cream. Or, so I’ve been told, then grimaced.
Water, if you are using jalapeno
ice baby, ice!
ask her for the Hawk Tuah
Food porography
They will give him a people’s award!
pretty sure that meme is backwards
Well spotted.
Funny how most people’s brains invoke some sort of ‘normalcy bias’ even when reading clearly wrong / missing / opposing words from what’s “expected.”
(Gotta admit – though I don’t like to – that it happened to me as well, until you pointed it out.)
Yeah, I noticed things were all scrambled up, but I didn’t want to speak out because I don’t like making people feel bad. The hell I don’t! What dumbass created this meme anyway?!
Actually, this makes more sense if you just read the headline and not the body of the article.
The National Bank of Hamas would be happy to consider your request.
Take me back to 2009 so I can buy 10 million bitcoin, then back to today, so I can sell them and become the world’s most powerful dictator. Everyone can live as they please as long as they don’t hurt anyone else, but all the bastards behind covid, endless wars, open borders, and financialization will be headliners in a new coliseum as they fight lions, tigers, bears, and crocs for the entertainment of the proles.
I’d be happy going back in time to 9$/100 rounds 9mm target ammo.
If I can’t have that, I’d settle for being able to jump ahead 2 hours so I can replenish my lotto winnings.
“Oh My”
Yeah, but every thousandths of a degree helps.
101 degrees yesterday.
89 degrees today.
Texas, man
117 today. Summer’s here.
MMM… sweet summer rain…Like Gods own Glory …
Two words “China” and “India”
Two words: plant food
‘C02 is not a pollutant’
The WEF, UN etc. are the worst pollutants . . .
Number one – by far – greenhouse gas in the atmosphere is Water Vapor. It’s not CO2. Not even close. Tell that to your local global warming idiot. Ask him if he’s willing to get rid of the oceans to “save the planet”.
Well, because just 6 very biased corporations control most media.
Fact Checkers are more accurately labelled Fact Wreckers, and we already have all sorts of news channels that do that.
Novel idea let’s try it.
But where will I be told what is important and what I should be outraged over next?
Besides I like being told what I think by beautiful Blondes with the intellect of a retard (like me).
You mean if I had a pot belly I could be Taylor’s newest heartbreaker? I could enjoy her for a little while as long as she didn’t sing.
Unpopular opinion, but I think that lil liar in the WH is cute. KJP? I would tear that lil lesbian a new one. Work out her daddy issues with her ankles behind her ears
Do her dirty, a9.
Tell her you name is fujigm, and record her screaming my name in pleasure.
Then send it to me.
Just so I can hear it.
Well, on a positive note, the pigskin keeps Moslems out of the game.
Crocs
The holes are where your dignity oozes out
and waiting for the know-it-alls to apologize for their ridicule and admit they were wrong will be….never
Right on Anon ,and until that happens there will have been no real progress in human understanding .
When I called they said Ben Dover and Phil McCracken could help me, so I hung up.
You should’ve consulted Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Bob.
Use Ted Kennedy’s lawyers… Datem, Dickem, and Dunkem.
Very Funny Justsayin , just sayin . I got a bone to pick though , didn’t get any props for my suggestion a few weeks ago that Amanda is the perfect tranny name cuz he’s” A- man -duh ” see ? lol .
or the clients Pat McGroin and Buster Hymen
I just like going to the.polling place and asking the officials in a loud voice:
“IS THIS WHERE WE GO TO OVERTHROW THE COMMUNISTS?”
Next year, in our general election, I’m actually going to try that.
I’ve done similar*** in the past, just not quite that blatant.
(*** As in asking “who is counting the votes – as you know Stalin said that really matters.”)
I’ve always wanted to walk into a bank (one of those big grandiose ones) and yell,
“ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR!”
Then leave.
If so…color me Camo!
here in az they are putting together a prop to legalize abortions. the dems will turnout in mass and now are printing ballots. i have always supported the dems killing their kids.
With you there, bud.
Not the path I’d suggest for fast, aggressive cycling.
-Consult the spirit of Sonny Bono.
And wear a helmet.
And bubble wrap.
Thanks, Mom….
Now I will never win the Darwin Award.
At night boners rise from every second grave.
Ditto for Florida, or so I’m told
Try Arizona…..It’s a Dry Heat…..
And you thought Broil was just an Oven setting.
I know it’s hot in Hell but is it a dry heat?
AZ today – 120 and the monsoon season is here … not a dry heat now. Cook an egg on pavement – easy peasy!
The official temp today at the airport was only 117.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my Valley.
When Grandpa is at the wheel…
Easy to believe he penetrated Justin, but it’s not something I like to picture.
No offense B.P, but why TF would you even consider picturing something like that?
Don’t! Just say NO! Think happy thoughts, bud. Hell, considering going to a yoga session with Mrs P after that comment and what it implies. That or the lapdance club.
(LOL)
Damn, BP…you got issues…
I just found the right door for me….
Don’t give a Shit
Anymore
not the doors that concern me. it’s the fans I’m worried about!
That the new model Dodge Aspen or Toyota Sequoia?
The new……Mazda Mulberry
Audi, 100 LS or perhaps and early Fox. I had both.
Peace, L.
if you’re buying Bob, the Sequoia is tops(as long as not EV) and will drive it until I die and then pass it on to a Grandkid!
Nature always wins.
Ran when parked.
looks like an old Yugo to me? the most worthless unusable car ever made!