WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a “Touch-And-Learn” activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country.
“He just loves feeling like he’s still a part of things,” said Chief of Staff Ron Klain, watching the President spin a wheel. “Ope! Ring-ring, Mr. President! I think someone’s calling on your little yellow phone!”
According to sources, Biden had become progressively more agitated as family members took over more of his previous roles. “Old people want to know they still have something to give, something to contribute,” said aide Reyna Hensley. “Aw, look at the big boy doing his letters over there. Way to go, Mr. President! You’re such a big help!”
White House aides report Biden has been much happier since the installation of the “Touch-And-Learn,” with fewer temper tantrums. “He’s screaming a lot less these days. It’s really helped to keep his mind occupied, punching numbers on the little calculator,” said Ms. Biden. “We were still letting him play with the actual Oval Office phones, but he started chewing on the cords. Plus, he called President Xi one day and asked if he would bring him a Lunchable. It was time.”
At publishing time, the White House had bought a red and yellow “Cozy Coupe” so Biden could pretend he was still able to get around the White House by himself.
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You did so good Joey, you
answered all the questionspushed all the buttons. Good thing the ‘Touch and Learn Activity Desk’ doesn’t come with a nuclear button!Stop wasting bandwidth and space on this site talking about irrelevant puppets like Biden and Trump. They don’t fucking matter.
I never comment on futility.
Until now.
Fuck you, go away if you don’t like it. Think of the bandwidth wasted by TicTok, CNN, MSNBC, Disney, WaPo, HuffPo, the government and all the other nonsense on the net. Lighten up nothing wrong with a little fun.
I don’t disagree. Who would you rather discuss? Please elaborate a bit. You could hijack this thread and take the discussion elsewhere.
They are not irrelevant. Yes, they are puppets, but they are still selected for very specific reasons that affect a very large segment of the population. For example, Biden (and La La) was selected to, among other things, mock America. There were numerous puppets that could have been selected in 2020 to postpone Trump’s second term by four years, but they specifically chose a corrupt, senile pedophile to mock America.
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Who, then, shall be the democratic candidate for President? The winner will receive a chicken dinner.
You may guess now.
Dr. Jill, of course! You’ve seen seen the pics of her working diligently at her desk for an upcoming G7 meeting. She is ENGAGED, AND, A DOKTOR!
And, if we didn’t know better, we’d conclude that it was Big Mike who actually wrote “Doctor” Jill’s thesis, You know, since Big Mike was so good at writing her own thesis. Or, maybe Dirty Old Joe wrote both of them, since they are as unintelligible as is his speech and mannerisms, plus he is sometimes known for his plagiarism skills.