WASHINGTON, DC — Following the disastrous Presidential debate, First Lady Jill Biden announced she will not drop out of the race despite growing calls from within the party to do so.
“Over my husband’s dead body!” Ms. Biden declared. “The nomination is MINE. You hear me, Joe Scarborough? MINE! Now get back to work, fools!”
Many on the left have called for President Biden to step down after his mental decline was put on national display, however Jill Biden has forcefully refused. “Joe isn’t going anywhere!” screamed Ms. Biden as a frightened Joe tried to appeal for help. “Shut up, Joe! I didn’t drag your bag of bones through primary season to quit now. Get a juice box and get back on stage!”
With even liberal outlets like the New York Times calling for Biden to step aside for a younger, living candidate, the Biden campaign has thus far remained unmoved. A defiant Jill Biden returned the campaign trail Thursday in an effort to reassure supporters she is still in the game. “Look how alive Joe looks! Who’s a good boy?! We’re not going anywhere. Four more years!”
As of publishing time, Jill Biden announced Joe would be placed in a cryogenic sleep until after the election and she would continue to run the country in the interim.
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She a TRAITOR and an ELDER ABUSER.
More of a usurper than a traitor. It’s a very easy mistake to make. Also? I’m good with either characterization of that cheap whore.
She could certainly be the power behind the throne, but I am still inclined to think it is Obummer.
Is she putting a curse on someone?
Seriously, what’s the context of that disturbing photograph? She looks unhinged and he looks like his order just arrived at a take out window.
I think it makes her look like she has a heartbeat and breathes
She looks like she’s screaming “go fuck yourselves!”
Most of these women are priestesses in one gnostic (satanic) cult or another.
If they suck cock they are acolytes of Cybil of Delphi, she of Lesbos.
She is making it very clear that in order to yank the Pedo Diaper Filler from the race,
she and her grifter family are going to need some SEREIOUS coin.
And a full pardon from their blatant criminality.
When Pedo Joe steps down, you will know the extortion is complete.
Jill Biden is a cunt.
That’s DOCTOR Jill Biden to you, Joe.
That’s Dr. Cunt to YOU!
Cuntasaurus: A large female reptile from the Mesozoic age that became extinct by eating their young and killing off the males of the species after driving them crazy with their instinctual bitchiness. Their terrifying appearance kept predators at bay.
Taco Jill is a capo in the Biden crime family.
She is doing what all mafiosi do to protect La Famiglia.
I love how this post is categorized!
she is a loathsome piece of dog excrement…take her out behind the barn..
lol. Since BB left their Christian roots, allowed in Jews and went Zionist shills, I think they suck. But this is the rare one that is funny. They still make me laugh, just less frequently.
Here’s a good one!
God Bless Israel.
I think that once a person achieves a certain level in this Satanic pedophilic elite group that manages the theater known as “our democracy”, they are like Made Men – when they receive their marching orders they march.
Still, it would be interesting to be Jill Biden. She knows how many Joe Bidens there are, how they stay functional, and to what demon god they pray.
The Bee’s parody is closer to the truth than any liberal media. Admin should run some “Not the Bee” articles too. Good stuff.