The Best And Funniest Debate Post You’ll Read Today: Read It For The Salty Tears

Guest Post From John Wilder

“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.” – Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Whelp!  All memes from X, and I didn’t even have to scroll more than three times.  This is an implosion.

I had very different plans today for this post.  During the debate, I had no fewer than 1200 words worth of notes, and had penciled in no fewer than nine really funny jokes on the first pass.  It would have been hilarious.  I guess that’s just me, pining for the humor of the situation.

But as the debate ended, I realized that wasn’t the post I was going to write. It couldn’t be.

I have predicted that Joe Biden would not be the DNC candidate for the 2024 election on these pages months ago.  When the debate happened so very early, I began to wonder:  why?

Someone on Team Joe® convinced him (which doesn’t appear to be hard right now) that he needed to debate Trump in June.  Why?  The conventions hadn’t occurred, and Joe wasn’t even the official nominee, merely the presumptive one.

Now I understand.  Having these debates in October would have assured a Trump landslide.  Even the deepest blue GloboLeftist couldn’t even salvage this monstrosity in a real manner after an October showing like today.  It would not be possible.

So, Team Brandon© (yes, Trump really called him Brandon and Joe didn’t react) decided to get him out early.

To expose him.

Joe is done.  He’s finished.  His political career is finished, and his candidacy is in shambles.  Reports are that his team are in tears, and “25th Amendment” (the one that allows for the removal of incompetent folks as president) are trending on X.

I had predicted that either Gavin Newsom (whose wife allegedly willing banged Harvey Weinstein) or Big Mike Obama would be the candidate months ago.  I’m pretty sure I predicted it in the blog, but certainly did so in conversations and it’s too late to check – Ricky might help me here! – that Joe would not be the candidate.

That is now certain.  There is another, like they said in Star Wars™:  Hillary.  I don’t think she’s physically up to the task, but she’s still in the running.

It won’t be Joe.  So, here’s my take on the night, along with a few memes.  I’ll respond to previous post comments tomorrow (like I said, it’s late).  Python, Monty® predicted this years ago.  Note, I hope that Joe Biden lives a long and pleasant life, this is in reference to his chances on being elected in November:

A voter watches a debate.

Voter: ‘Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The DNC does not respond.)

Voter: ‘Ello, Miss?

DNC: What do you mean “miss”?  Are you assumin’ me gender?

Voter: (pause)I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

DNC: We’re closin’ for the Juneteenth Pride Festival.

Voter: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this Candidacy what I decided to vote for not half a year ago from this very DNC.

DNC: Oh yes, the, uh, the Scranton Joe…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?

Voter: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. This Candidacy is dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!

DNC: No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.  He has COVID.

Voter: Look, matey, I know a dead Candidacy when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

DNC: No no this Candidacy’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable Candidacy, the Scranton Joe, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Voter: The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.

DNC: Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!

Voter: All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up! (shouting at the Candidacy) ‘Ello, Mister Dark Brandon! I’ve got a lovely fresh 10% for the Big Guy for you if you show…

(DNC hits the cage)

DNC: There, he moved!

Voter: No, he didn’t, that was you hitting the cage!

DNC: I never!!

Voter: Yes, you did!

DNC: I never, never did anything…

Voter: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) ‘ELLO JOE!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!

(Takes Candidacy out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Voter: Now that’s what I call a dead Candidacy.

DNC: No, no…..No, ‘e’s got COVID!

Voter: COVID?!?

DNC: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Scranton Joe stuns easily, major.

Voter: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That Candidacy is definitely deceased, and when I decided to vote for it not ‘alf a year ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged ice cream.

DNC: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for Corn Pop.

Voter: PININ’ for Corn Pop?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?

DNC: Scranton Joe prefers keepin’ on it’s back! Remarkable Candidacy, id’nit, squire? Lovely hair plugs and replacement teeth!

Voter: Look, I took the liberty of examining that Candidacy when I watched the debate, and I discovered the only reason that it had been standing by the podium in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

DNC: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that Candidacy down, it would have nuzzled up to that podium, bent it apart with its strong arm, and VOOM! It would have talked about String Theory in six languages!

Voter: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this Candidacy wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts and a gallon of Adderall® through it! It’s bleedin’ demised!

DNC: No no! ‘E’s pining!

Voter: It’s not pinin’! It’s passed on! This Candidacy is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the podium it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s metabolic processes are now ‘istory! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, It’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CANDIDACY!!

(pause)

DNC: Well, I’d better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ’round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of Candidacy, except for Big Mike, Hillary, and Gavin.

Voter: I see. I see, I get the picture.

DNC: (pause) I got a Kamala.

(pause)

Voter: Pray, does it talk?

DNC: Nnnnot really.  Slurs quite a bit like it’s drunk.

Voter: WELL IT’S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

DNC: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Voter: Well.

(pause)

DNC: (quietly) D’you…. d’you want to come back to my place?

Voter: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure, it is the Juneteenth Pride Festival.

DNC: (to the audience) Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be… a lumberjack!

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MickeyD
MickeyD
June 28, 2024 6:25 am

“It’s nothing but a flesh wound…”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MickeyD
June 28, 2024 8:53 am

I’d say, Joe pooped his pants.
A political assignation, by his own party.
Et Tu Barak?

kfg
kfg
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 9:05 am

Joe pooped his pants soiled his armor he was so scared, you manky Scots git.

He’s only nominally president in the first place because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at him. They should put him away.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  kfg
June 28, 2024 10:22 am

They either start a nuclear war to avoid elections or else there’s another mystery negro of Kenyan descent and unknown pedigree waiting in the wings, held in abeyance until such time as is most propitious to spring him/her on a desperate populace.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Mygirl....maybe
June 28, 2024 10:34 am

Ah yes, another Knight Errant.

zappalives
zappalives
  MickeyD
June 28, 2024 3:50 pm

I wonder what Ashley thought about her dads performance ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
June 29, 2024 12:31 pm

It was reminiscent of those showering-together days where he sounded the same with the water running in the background as he did on dopingupday

MTD
MTD
June 28, 2024 6:44 am

Up til last night it seems most of the Dems were like the priest in Caddyshack, standing in the pouring rain while Bill Murray gives them the sage advise of “I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while.” As if last night was significantly worse than anything Biden has done for the past couple years already.

Ginger
Ginger
  MTD
June 28, 2024 7:01 am

Great analogy and last sentence.
Meanwhile in Ukraine, which is where all this crap points back to:
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russia-pummels-ukrainian-airfields-set-house-western-supplied-f16-jets
All because of the love of money.

musket
musket
  MTD
June 28, 2024 8:13 am

Everything the left stands for and why they stand for it is an outright fraud. It is for one reason and one only…….power.

Power and what can emanate from the possession and application of that power.

Bidet ended a lot of self eating watermelons last night and now Trump gets to clean up the mess.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  musket
June 28, 2024 11:44 am

Power and what can emanate from the possession and application of that power.”

This is why I’ve always said G.R.E.E.D. is the most destructive human trait. Power is the ultimate vehicle to satisfy G.R.E.E.D.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MTD
June 28, 2024 8:49 am

Last night was the lightning strike and today, the DNC is the Bishop at the bar cursing God.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 10:34 am

“Rat farts!!!”

flash
flash
June 28, 2024 6:45 am

Funniest one yet.
“Was there a debate? All I heard was how much Trump did for the Latinos and Blacks.”
Chopped Liver Whitey

Administrator
Administrator
  flash
June 28, 2024 9:40 am

I’m most concerned with who is the better golfer.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Administrator
June 28, 2024 10:35 am

They sure did come alive with that topic haha

flash
flash
  Administrator
June 28, 2024 10:55 am

ha ha ha…the billionaires ain’t sending their best.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  flash
June 28, 2024 12:27 pm

What I liked about Trump’s massive victory in the “debate”, at least from reading expert commentaries, is Trump’s was astonishing by anyone’s “standards”.

The fact that Trump wiped out an “opponent” that often cannot stand, mumbles or otherwise cannot speak and forgets what was going to be said even when able to speak tells the audience Trump is indeed The Greatest.

The Greatest debate victory since the beginning of time , it was yuuge!

Thunder
Thunder
  Jake Legg
June 29, 2024 4:41 am

What I was left with, after the debate, was a dark foreboding for the USA, if this is the best of all the worn-out retreads available to fit to the rusted out jalopy that is called the vehicle of state. Got insurance ?

flash
flash
June 28, 2024 7:11 am

” Serious” Democrat operatives aka shills are now acting surprised at the state of Brandon’s mental decline… not that he was ever that sharp. Can Clown World get any more fake and gay ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
June 28, 2024 8:41 am

They’re just saying what they had been told/directed/scheduled to say before the debste was even set up.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  flash
June 28, 2024 8:50 am

I keep getting to new lows every day so yeah, it can get more fake and gay.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  Brewer55
June 28, 2024 12:31 pm

It can and probably will get more low with the “gay” aka LGBT fund raisers at Mar-a-Lago.

Trumpers being supportive of abominations is factual, obviously, as the writing is on the walls of Mar-a-Lago

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
June 28, 2024 8:50 am

Of course clown world can get more fake and gay.

they hve NOT YET begun to Fake & Gay
they hve NOT YET begun to Fake & Gay
  flash
June 28, 2024 8:51 am

Just waiting for v.p. announcement.

REAL nail biter, to be sure.

Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
  flash
June 28, 2024 9:37 am

Continuing the Caddyshack memes: “Never ask a Navy man if things can get more fake and gay because it isn’t anybody’s business anyway.”

overthecliff
overthecliff
  flash
June 28, 2024 9:45 am

PTB knows and have known Biden’s condition. If it happens, it is planned. What are PTB plans for the future? My guess is that they elect Trump, collapse the economy, have a war and lose and then blame Trump(ala Hoover). Destroy the “conservative movement” destroy the Constitution and establish Globo Homo Communist regime.
See you at the camp.

august
august
  overthecliff
June 28, 2024 10:16 am

Chicken Dinner!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  overthecliff
June 28, 2024 10:28 am

No, no, no. Trump will save us. You have to vote MAGA because civic duty. None of this country’s founders nor anyone who fought the Revolutionary War were patriots. They were all traitors that had no civic responsibility. They just needed to voot hrder.

flash
flash
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 11:02 am

I did not have sex with that porn star!!!!

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Capt Barty
Capt Barty
  flash
June 29, 2024 8:56 am

Compared to “Paula” and “Monica” Bill is jealous.

flash
flash
  overthecliff
June 28, 2024 11:00 am

Nothing good for America has ever flowed from the sewer ditches of DC.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  flash
June 28, 2024 12:51 pm

The Swamp continues to rise with no receding. Must be those glaciers that continue to melt. That or simply a bunch of criminals playing the game of Dupe The Stupid People (Again).

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  overthecliff
June 28, 2024 12:48 pm

 collapse the economy”

Not according to Trump. Never mind his Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin from the previous regime. Steve could be it again. For certain whoever the TS is will come from the Swamp Critters lining up at the gate for any number of “appointments”. Positions such as TS require “experience”, experience in propping up the Greatest economies ever known to man. Kick the can down the road…do as you are told.

Other than that, black and latinos will assure MAGA’a is the Greatest economy ever conceived by the human mind. Does this mean no deportations?

eraser
eraser
June 28, 2024 7:31 am

Biden was and has been the necessary placeholder while evil overruns the country and a suitable replacement could step up. That time has now arrived. Sadly, both teams work for the tiny hats, so the game is still the same regardless of your seat in the coliseum. His wife gives broads everywhere a bad name. Imagine her dragging him around like luggage on wheels.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  eraser
June 28, 2024 8:51 am

She is a pathetic cretin allowing this charade to go on.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  eraser
June 28, 2024 9:50 am

eraser, you have it and this republic is in the most danger since 1865.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  overthecliff
June 28, 2024 12:58 pm

Someone said “this” Selection is the most important of one’s lifetime. Hum, isn’t that what is said for at least 100 years of US political imposters?

GET OUT AND VOTE! “This” time is the most important of your lifetime.

flash
flash
  Suds
June 28, 2024 7:50 am

Someone stayed up all night to highlight the fact that a feeble old man was indeed feeble. Nobody could’ve known…..reeeeeee

I’m sitting on pins and needles waiting for the Mockingbird media to overtly axe the question of who is really running the country…It definitely ain’t Old Pedo Joe, but we knew that already, didn’t we?

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  flash
June 28, 2024 1:01 pm

I cared not to watch. Noticing however, like so much in the sports world, do people now have to pay to watch horror show “debates”? WTH is this world coming to?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
June 29, 2024 6:12 am

What’s going on with that chin? I can’t ever recall seeing a human chin move around like that.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 7:43 am

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Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:04 pm

A front cover of a major tabloid indicated Trump is considering a new tan, one that will color him black so as to “get” the black vote.

reality bites
reality bites
  Jake Legg
June 28, 2024 2:33 pm

You should go to work for he Babylon Bee. You possess major talent

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 7:44 am

Clearly we are living under an occupational government run by hostile forces using corrupt politicians as meat puppets to promotes their own agenda and loot the treasury.

That’s it.

This isn’t complicated and it isn’t deniable for anyone with two eyeballs and heartbeat.
How you choose to react or not is up to you.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 8:53 am

It matters not who the dems lift up as the replacement for Brandon. They will be nothing more than a figurehead, just as he was.

America was taken over quite some time ago. It’s just not “official” yet.

Actually? Design/Build most accurate
Actually? Design/Build most accurate
  Brewer55
June 28, 2024 9:16 am

“America was taken over quite some time ago”

1) Hamilton, therefore, believed that the federal government must be “a Repository of the Rights of the wealthy.” As the nation’s first secretary of the treasury, he proposed an ambitious financial plan to achieve that.
2)Nevertheless, President Washington and Congress both accepted Hamilton’s argument. By the end of 1794, 98 percent of the country’s domestic debt had been converted into new federal bonds.

Hamilton’s Financial System | US History I (AY Collection)

august
august
  Actually? Design/Build most accurate
June 28, 2024 10:35 am

FWIW, Mr. Hamilton also believed that state governors should be appointed by the federal President. As I believe it is done in Russia.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  august
June 28, 2024 1:07 pm

If that don’t make ’em communists nothing will!

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  august
June 28, 2024 10:40 pm

Hams was essentially a groomed crypto and Washy was a Freemason. Read that cove ceiling of London Hall, y’all.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  Brewer55
June 28, 2024 1:05 pm

Trump has it in the bag so perhaps not even talk about “who” anymore. /s

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 9:14 am

“Clearly”

Tigger
Tigger
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 9:26 am

Yes that’s the take home home comment for me, Who is really governing us?

B_MC
B_MC
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:49 am

As one of the article’s screenshots says….

comment image

Well, no. Somebody knows who is calling the shots, and somehow I get the feeling they are about to tell us. But if that happens, it will be another limited hangout, a misdirection, to keep your eyes off the “man behind the curtain.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
June 28, 2024 10:34 am

The weirest thing is people literally just now figuring this out.

This Lomez characer is a conspiracy nut. Soon he’ll tell us that there’s some sort of a uniparty, or that there’s some military industrial complex, or that Israel has undue influence over Congress, or that politicians aren’t completely honest, or that the dollar is one big ponzi scheme, or …

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  B_MC
June 28, 2024 1:08 pm

Bibi behind the curtain. Factual.

T4C
T4C
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 9:36 am

Vox Populi:

The lesson is this: once you take the ticket, no matter how high you rise, you will eventually be thrown from the high horse.

BL
BL
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:29 am

Can you really throw a paid actor from the high horse, or do they just complete their role? The actor is not feeling disgrace, they played the part and were well paid. The script is the script, Biden nor Trump wrote the script.

flash
flash
  BL
June 28, 2024 11:05 am

So you think that John Wayne clearing the beach of Japs at Iowa Jima was faked? …smh.

BL
BL
  flash
June 28, 2024 11:52 am

How long will the muppets continue this extend and pretend presidential circle jerk? Waking up in a gulag may bring them out of their drunken stupor or not. The stupid runs deep.

flash
flash
  BL
June 28, 2024 3:39 pm

This time is different, bruh….do you even 4D chess…trust the plan…reeeeee

BL
BL
  flash
June 28, 2024 4:58 pm

🙂 🙂

Ghost
Ghost
  BL
June 28, 2024 8:40 pm

Good point, Bea Attitude… There is an Author and Finisher who will do the final editing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
June 28, 2024 12:15 pm

A fiction writer doing commentary on ‘news’ is like an actor who becomes a ‘politician’.

Herc
Herc
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 10:18 am

nice scam democrats trying to pull last minute…. Throw Biden under the bus and convince the populace that the last shit show 4 years were due to “Biden” policy NOT “Democrat” policy…and somehow bringing someone new in will change the disaster that is

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  hardscrabble farmer
June 28, 2024 10:55 pm

Nailed it, HSF.

I mean to brag, but I wrote and blogged this just over a decade ago:

Right now, the fiat money elites have won. We don’t know what exactly they’ve won. I hope to wield a figurative sword convincingly through the bowels of their nefarious and inferior values, but they have won control to the point of terminal dependency en masse. This ship is going down. Will you be in a position to contest what is built on the ruins?

In short, you guys are fighting the battles already lost a priori. But in losing, the loses will be our cultural victory, if we sidestep. The sheeple have strength in numbers and they are unstoppable until their dependency goes unmet by the insatiable system. That is your salvation and mine here on earth. We might not survive it, so as if you don’t need further reason to do what’s good for you, enjoy your fucking life now!

Stop caring and start caring. Only the philosophers can understand.

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  'Reality' Doug
June 29, 2024 1:54 am

” Living well is the best revenge “comes to mind because deep down that’s what they want to take from us .

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Framius Ridiculousus
June 29, 2024 12:14 pm

In my case, FR, they have. I am reduced to being a tiny culture warrior, but I have the good hate in my heart. Took me so long. Their methods are remarkable. Yes, living well is the issue.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 7:45 am
OK
OK
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:17 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’ll be looking to see if he still has a job, (or life).

BL
BL
  OK
June 28, 2024 12:20 pm

That was dubbed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 3:41 pm

You now that voice was dubbed over that, don’t you?

Capt Barty
Capt Barty
June 28, 2024 7:53 am

Norwegian Blue Joe
A candidacy which has ceased to be.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
June 28, 2024 8:04 am

That’s quite a creative analogy. Thing is, we don’t know what unelected shadowy person(s) are running the country. Russia and China and other enemies don’t have to do a thing. They can just watch us implode, then come in and take the spoils while we fight amongst ourselves. Someone suggested that whatever Putin does as a reaction to the beach cluster bombs will be just a proxy thing. He really does not want a full blown war with NATO. He just has to wait us out.

We are probably in a far more precarious position than we really know. The people in charge are backed into a corner. I see a false flag in our future.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
June 28, 2024 8:53 am

Never attack an enemy who is destroying itself.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Mary Christine
June 28, 2024 8:57 am

He just has to wait us out until the criminal element and the Chinese and Muslim military aged men are given the green light to start the carnage.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Brewer55
June 28, 2024 9:54 am

Certainly possible.

Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
  Mary Christine
June 28, 2024 9:53 am

As in Apocalypse, our enemies know their time is short. The Demonrat Militia will be in the streets. Biden’s/Demonrat’s multiple illegal armies of enemy saboteurs might do anything you can imagine. Overseas, Russia, China, Iran and others would be fools not to go for consolidating whatever they can.
I wouldn’t be buying stock in Taiwan Semiconductor between now and February. Again, YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH AMMO, and probably not enough of anything else. Get busy!

Anonymous
Anonymous

muh demonrats!

hey, what’s the significance of 7/11?

Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 12:26 pm

Are you referring to the day some corrupt as hell immigrant Demonrat filth judge might try to send Trump to jail?

Anonymous
Anonymous

How the fuck would I know, that was why I was asking. So you’re saying trucks need to stop running because Orangeman Good? Gonna stand in solidarity with mr warp speed?

Ghost
Ghost
  Mary Christine
June 28, 2024 8:43 pm

Nick and I listened to a podcast from “the Duran” and the statistic that crime in several Central and South American countries has decreased 70% in the last three years.

Huh…

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
June 28, 2024 8:15 am

The whole old yeller Amerika needs to be taken out back and shot. The old dog has been in the corn crib foaming and pacing around in circles for years already even though the few grown-ups in the room know full well it is possessed by a terminal demon virus and has been for a long time now.

It was always going to come down to a boy becoming a man by taking responsibility for what he inherited. With a heavy heart. And a shotgun.

Papa orange man is irrelevant to this future. Whatever good (and bad) the olds have done is already in the books and hearts of the young.

august
august
  Dangerous Variant
June 28, 2024 10:39 am

“Joe Biden” is the young generation’s Vietnam.

You know – when the blinders slip off.

Nope to Pope
Nope to Pope
June 28, 2024 8:42 am

They should have allowed Biden ice cream and young girl hair sniffing breaks.
I mean come on, he’s not a machine.
He’s Joey Buttons.
[Biden surname comes from the surname Buttons]

Gumby 2.0
Gumby 2.0
  Nope to Pope
June 28, 2024 10:01 am

The Curious Case of Joseph Buttons

Nope to Pope
Nope to Pope
June 28, 2024 9:02 am

How about a contrast skit.
As you watch this skit ponder how articulate the players are.

Now, review Joey Button’s performance last night.
It wasn’t a debate as much as it was a reee-bate.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
June 28, 2024 9:19 am

Sadly the corporate captured Donnie was every bit as incredible as Joe.
As was said so many times in the past, The People lost the debate.

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:22 am

Excellent!

T4C
T4C
June 28, 2024 9:40 am
T4C
T4C
June 28, 2024 9:41 am

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BL
BL
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:20 am

Could not agree more T4C.

Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
Harrington Richardson: NO TRUCKS 7/11/24
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:53 am

This was a bitchslap right in the kisser to Doctwhore Jill. Biden has to agree not to run and she is in charge of whatever he does. She cannot maintain the facade.
Ohio requires final lists of candidates shortly so they had to do this now. Another insult to the Constitution will literally be a Zoom Call conference where the scumfuques nominate a new candidate. Do Democrat voters realize what dupes and losers they are and how little regard the Party has for them?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

They are the Party of cuckolds and whores. Of course they know!

Great call on Jill, btw. You nailed it.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg

Surely as well as the duped MAGAdroids.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  T4C
June 28, 2024 1:19 pm

And in his blind arrogance Biden probably agreed to those terms knowingly, thinking those terms would never apply to him. After all…he’s a Biden, and “nobody fucks with a Biden”, right? It’s true what they say…you’re ALWAYS the last one to know when you go insane.

Ghost
Ghost
  T4C
June 28, 2024 8:48 pm

Nobody asked Jill.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  T4C
June 28, 2024 11:52 pm

I don’t think you ‘normies’ understand how little we matter. They could put a dead fish in the White House and the NWO district USA would run just the same. There is a culture of corruption so mature that the governing rank-and-file are essentially doing what they want only because they know they can only because they know they have all the legal and overwhelmingly most of the material means.

The cabal knows what I know and more. They could have Pres. Buttplug doing anal porn for a press conference, and the imperial perversion government would still do what it does, function very effectively (TPOTSIWID).

You morons (my betters by inversion world norms) pretend you want the power of truth, but what you want is the truth of herd power, your herd, your power. That is why a Dark Age is necessary, to kill off all this subhuman pomposity. If we don’t get that fortunate outcome to this demise, it’s a NWO technocracy, which could lead to a Dark Age immediately thereafter.

You morons think in one perfect filament timeline, but that is not how this works. That is not how the organic process works. That is not how the ancient enemy honed by millennia works. The president will be the person or thing that TBTP want to be president. You still follow this circus like it matters, just with some tarot card reading. The masses have always been herded and weaponized by the bearers of swords and narratives. Kings and priests are tied at the hip. The masses like to be tied to a (relatively) strong herd. Women depend on government to avoid subjugation to men. Blacks depend on government to avoid inferior station to whites. Plenty of white men, like plenty of every other demographic, are down bred domesticated animals that are accustomed to their ‘rights’ of domestication. Animal farm is no joke even though it is. What is normal to a pervert? A herd animal?

tl;dr If they can make cutting off perfectly good penises on young males not only debatable but actual, what can’t they do in the fullness of time? I don’t think you understand the genius perversion of these motherfuckers.

BL
BL
June 28, 2024 9:56 am

Donnie’s back in the saddle, it’s a done deal. Idiots will cheer, critical thinkers will prepare for the next script. It will be slightly improved at first, then we’ll be dropped over the cliff. Same snake different day.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  BL
June 28, 2024 10:43 am

Just in time for the flu that jumps from bird to cow to serf.
Roll up your sleeves for Donnie

BL
BL
  Two if by sea.
June 28, 2024 11:11 am

Will all of this still be so funny/fun/interesting when we are enclosed in our “15 minute city” electronic prison where you can’t decline the jabs? Will they even bother staging the meat puppet presidential kabuki theater? SMH

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  BL
June 28, 2024 3:13 pm

That’s gonna take a hell of a lot corraling, BL.
Lots of man or drone power.
What they’ll probably do is aerosolize the weapon instead. That’d be a cinch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 28, 2024 10:28 am

Good bye Ole Yeller…let’s take a walk.

OutOfTime
OutOfTime
June 28, 2024 11:36 am

If They could set it up so that some terrorist group assassinates the old bugger, they get rid of joe and get martial law to prevent the election all in one move.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 28, 2024 12:03 pm

Wilder actually sat through the debate? He must be a glutton for pun-ishment.

Though I guess he can say that he doesn’t stand for nothing.

(god these are awful, how does he pump out puns that are actually funny?)

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 28, 2024 12:05 pm

scotus decimates statute that was used to imprison most j6 defendants —
not in this link but they also overturnrd the chevron decision —

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/06/28/j6-scotus-n2640966?utm_source=breakingemail&utm_medium=email

OK
OK
June 28, 2024 12:08 pm

The DNC hires only the best (and most expensive) PR firms to tell them how to handle their spin.

And, in other news, Warren Buffett says is not ultra rich people’s fault that there is a big gap in wealth in the U.S. No, he says poor people just don’t have any ‘ideas’ … yeah I think he’s wrong about that.

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
June 28, 2024 12:15 pm

I had predicted that either Gavin Newsom (whose wife allegedly willing banged Harvey Weinstein)”

Oh goodie here we go, Margorie Green “allegedly” banged former house speaker Kevin. Clinton did not have sex with that woman but likely a blow job under the desk of the oval office.

So who gives a shit who any of these sorry excuses for political representatives is banging? My point, it matters not whether its the hapless republicOns or the hapless demonrats, each being ultra hypocrites will mention who the other is banging yet notice republicOns are more on the defensive about “allegedly” banging. SMDH

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jake Legg
June 28, 2024 2:22 pm

Word is Marjorie Taylor Greene is now being boned by Mike Johnson.

Gumby 2.0
Gumby 2.0
June 28, 2024 12:16 pm

That’s pretty funny.
But this story seems way funnier than the reeebate simply because of the headline:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-woman-steals-45ft-ferry-1335074

Gumby 2.0
Gumby 2.0
  Gumby 2.0
June 28, 2024 12:17 pm

Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Gumby 2.0
June 28, 2024 1:26 pm

You just know that broad could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Ahrr. This be me port O call mateys!

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
June 28, 2024 12:21 pm

Staying on topic as in “jokes”, one headline read The Real Winners Of Debate Are The Bars.

That is a good joke as well as being factual.

Yahsure
Yahsure
June 28, 2024 12:35 pm

Both of them sounded retarded about Ukraine. I couldn’t watch the whole thing.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Yahsure
June 28, 2024 1:27 pm

yeah. I thought it was going to be funny…but it SO wasn’t! RED LETTER DAY!

I just admitted I was wrong.

Everybody take a drink!

Jake Legg
Jake Legg
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 28, 2024 2:25 pm

Wonder if anyone got drunk with the shot game. I suppose since it was a landslide victory for Trump with his key point factual assertions there are those around the world suffering from lingering hangovers today.

Volumes spoken
Volumes spoken
  Yahsure
June 28, 2024 1:29 pm

I couldn’t watch the whole thing ANY of it

BL
BL
June 28, 2024 1:26 pm

Carol Burnett was doing Biden decades ago.

Paragon
Paragon
June 28, 2024 1:56 pm

That wasn’t funny.

BL
BL
  Paragon
June 28, 2024 2:19 pm

Pay more and get better entertainment.

Thunder
Thunder
  BL
June 29, 2024 5:31 am

Boy the weirdos you meet on TBP…LOL

Administrator
Administrator
June 28, 2024 1:57 pm

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June 28, 2024 1:57 pm

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Administrator
June 28, 2024 1:58 pm

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Jake Legg
Jake Legg
June 28, 2024 2:01 pm

With the New Don for certain don’t “say” anything “Anti-Semitic”!!! Don’t even think it! “They” know what you are thinking.

No doubt big “changes” are coming with the installation of yet another function of government, Trump’s government that is, yet another “agency” with the creation of the federal agency, Anti-Semitic Awareness Enforcement Agency, AAEA.

Trump’s motto, “Big government, more spending, don’t talk in Anti-Semitic overtones”.

Administrator
Administrator
June 28, 2024 2:11 pm

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Administrator
June 28, 2024 2:16 pm

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Administrator
June 28, 2024 2:17 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Administrator
June 28, 2024 6:30 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Jackie Puppet
June 28, 2024 6:50 pm

Nice!

T4C
T4C
June 28, 2024 2:21 pm

Yesterday I babysat my grandson who is two years 8 months old. We were going through a book of shapes, letters, numbers etc and I would be saying, “What is this shape/letter/number?” He answered everything correctly and I enthusiastically say…”Yay! You answered of ALL the questions! What a smart boy you are!!!!” Kinda like ‘Dr.’ Jill, but not bc, well…I was talking to a real baby.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  T4C
June 28, 2024 6:52 pm

The cringe – it burns!

Greg
Greg
  T4C
June 28, 2024 9:37 pm

Why is Alice Cooper in a blue dress?

Warren
Warren
June 28, 2024 2:41 pm

From Kim.Com

I just made a proposal to Joe Biden, subject to approval from our legal team, that a group of US based funders will raise $20 million for Biden to become a long-term advisor to a new AI startup AFTER he has completed his Presidency.

The only condition is that he can’t resign before the end of his term and that he must complete his re-election campaign against Donald Trump until Election Day. It would be a bad look for the AI startup if Biden would resign as President or drop out of the election campaign.

There is no expectation or requirement for Joe Biden to do anything for the funders while he is still President. This is a serious proposal. We hope that Hunter Biden will give a favorable recommendation to his father.”

twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1806646330783342753

T4C
T4C
June 28, 2024 3:54 pm
Lee
Lee
June 28, 2024 4:51 pm

untold millions of dead American voters identified with Joe and will support him 100 percent this November. Trump doesn’t have a chance.

BL
BL
June 28, 2024 5:04 pm

Where is Aunt Acid? Not like Auntie to miss out on bashing FJB.

Auntie….. where iz ya??

save us cheeto jeebus, you're our only dope.
save us cheeto jeebus, you're our only dope.
June 28, 2024 7:03 pm

didn’t old yeller get shot in the end? is barnyard barbie still available?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
June 28, 2024 8:30 pm

Biden: “I’m a little boy! I am! I’m a REAL little boy!”
Obama: “No, sorry, Joe. You’re NOT real. You are made of wood. You are a puppet and now we have to put you back into the box.”

Jane
Jane
June 28, 2024 8:41 pm

I guess Trump will win, he will make the USA and Israel one nation, under Moloch, make himself the forever King, and then be assasinated and be replaced by Bebe netanyahu.
The very worst possible outcome of the next election will be that Russia and China surprize attack the US and europe, on holloween and then the next election will not happen at all. They will appoint Zelensky the king of Ukraine, Israel and what is left of the US territory after yellowstone and all the fault lines implode from ICBMs sent from submarines, and both coasts are hit with Russian nuclear radioactive tsunami drones. DEW weapons will burn everything to the ground. The drug cartels take over coming through the southern borders, to be the security police of the new world order. Everyone will freeze to death in the winter that lasts 2 years because of yelowstone imploding and no fuel for heat for the people left homeless by the wars. The US will become new rich farm land for China to expand their population. Besides the Bushes sold it to them a long time ago. Nothng good seems to be happening for the US, it is a dead nation already.