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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:48 pm

I never paid for them then, but now I’d pay not to see them.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 1:46 am

And they even have beards!
It’s like a two-fer!

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 8:12 am

Kindly take a hint ladies (and I use the term loosely) – Putting ‘art work’ on ugly, fat flesh doesn’t change it into something pretty.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:50 pm

And take some some pro-immigrant leftists with you.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:56 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:45 pm

But Grant was on the wrong side….

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 1:55 pm

Never thought I would agree with Grant twice. *

*Including Grant’s General Order Eleven

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:51 pm

You kidding? He was black.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:59 pm

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Dane
Dane
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:07 pm

Its a man, baby! (in austin powers voice)

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Dane
June 29, 2024 1:57 pm

At one time I would have just laughed. Now I laugh and I really wonder whether it’s true.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:52 pm

Who’s in his raw hamburgers?

space, time, and butter
space, time, and butter
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:02 pm

five guys?

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  Bob P
June 30, 2024 8:14 am

Foreskins from his local rabbi.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:00 pm
Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:12 pm

Seem to recall something about ‘never bring a knife to a gun fight’ …

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  Anthony Aaron
June 30, 2024 8:20 am

One exception – When the knife is attached to an ‘assault’ rifle…to conserve secondary rounds.

Greg
Greg
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 11:15 pm

Lookit that transition, impressive!

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 4:50 am

One down, plenty left!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:34 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Inman is a national treasure!

“Leadicillin!”

MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 2:07 pm

Handcuffs were a nice touch

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:54 pm

What a waste of Trump’s piss.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:01 pm

Bill Belicheat

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:55 pm

He must have a great personality.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:38 pm

He hit the lottery.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 2:03 pm

Or maybe she is just wise beyond her years, seeking a man who can match her knowledge and insight, a virginal 25 year old, female University professor, one who in spite of her innocence is somehow obviously lactating!

Naw! I bet he just has money.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The True Nolan
June 29, 2024 2:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:00 pm

And if you sum the month numbers you get 45 and multiply that by the number of murder victims Jason runs up per hour, 14.8, you get 666. It’s so creepy how numerology proves whatever you want if you just make up the numbers.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:02 pm

Okay, but the current pope definitely isn’t Catholic.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 6:21 am

Well, answers that question.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:03 pm

Don’t worry, granny, no one’s going to rape you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:40 pm

Don’t bet on it.

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 8:23 am

Granny ain’t gettin run over by reindeer this year.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:03 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:04 pm

And please use your other hand to shove Lily Collins close to me.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:05 pm

That’s the first worrisome threat I’ve heard related to climate change.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 8:09 pm

Honestly couldn’t wait for your reply. We are at crisis levels

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:41 pm

Says, Hillary

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:05 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:05 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:07 pm

Not all. You’d have to add murderer, grifter, pedophile . . .

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:10 pm

England could use a lot more Viking blood these days.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 12:32 am

All of Europe could … and Canada … and the United States …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 7:25 pm

Ethelred knew hat he was doing when made peace and brought those stone cold killers int the gene pool.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:11 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:10 pm

It ain’t over yet. Nosferatu in a mumu.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The True Nolan
June 29, 2024 7:30 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:12 pm

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BL
BL
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:13 pm

Stucky in third grade. 🙂

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:12 pm

Stop nagging me. Can’t you see I’m flustered! I need a cigarette.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 9:04 am

I’ll toss you a lighter.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:15 pm

And I’m ssO positive that I get his estate and don’t have to put up with such A negative asshole anymore.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

I wish Amy Coney Barrett had nothing to say about free speech.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:26 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:28 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:17 pm

Sorry. Staring at tits. Not paying attention to writing on shirt.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:27 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:12 pm

Jump the gun!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:27 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:28 pm

Made a lot of sales calls in that small town. Never knew
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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:16 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:20 pm

So it went from the CIA to the Tulsa Police?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 1:58 am

No.
They stole it from someone who couldn’t prove it wasn’t bought with drug money and didn’t have enough money to fight them in court.
You know it’s bad when they steal more than burglars…

https://www.nemannlawoffices.com/blog/law-enforcement-seized-more-from-people-than-burglars-stole-last-year.cfm

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 7:38 pm

So it belonged to a Pfizer exec?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:30 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:11 pm

Rarely see that Arby’s sign anymore.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:22 pm

At least that give us a better reason for fight.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:30 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:01 am

Fuck it.
Just do it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 7:40 pm

A chimpanzee giving marital advice…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:31 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:31 pm

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