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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 5:50 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:59 pm

Sounded just like jazz.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:50 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 4:31 am

That there is funny!

Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:01 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:01 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
June 29, 2024 4:34 am

Probably the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
Modeled on the old U.S.S.R

Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:02 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 5:51 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:03 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 4:02 pm

And when I conceded she needed a queen-size blanket to cover her hulking mass, she practically beheaded me.

Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:05 pm

The judge who ruled against me agreed the film this is based upon is the best legal movie ever…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 5:52 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 6:01 am

OMG ! One of my top outrages.

Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:05 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:06 pm

Top comment at the moment I read the article…
. . . ooops, did I just admit I visited it? Damn.

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Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 4:06 pm

So you’re telling me it’s racist to stock the Rio Grande with alligators and piranha to keep out the leeches? Come off it.

Student of History
Student of History
June 28, 2024 3:16 pm

That’s all from me this week. Been a long strange – but very good – day.

THANKS to…
– owner & admin(s)
– regulars
– commenters – anon or not
– up / down voters
– lurkers who just visit
– everyone else (EXCEPT politically bent downvoters who none-the-less entertain us a little).

Will catch up tomorrow morning before I go help a friend get his yard in summer-shape. May EVERYONE – yeah even you politically bent downvoters – have a fantastic weekend, and a great week. Looking forward to meeting y’all here next Friday!

Until then…
. . . have a gud’n!
~ SoH

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
June 28, 2024 5:53 pm

FF fail Hart trophy winner!
The Nate MacKinnon of FF!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 6:58 pm

nkit is The Art Ross winner!

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
June 29, 2024 4:38 am

SOH, Until next week. Have a good one.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:30 pm

Time to let ’em rip:
1:30 video, watch till the end

https://x.com/i/status/1806443937386889408

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:07 pm

I associated that word with quite pleasant thoughts till now.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:31 pm

Collection of Friday Fails

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:54 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 4:40 am

My favorite, the descending chair!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:31 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:11 pm

I’m holding out for Five Gals burgers.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 1:33 am

You like your women like your coffee?

Ground up and in the freezer?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
June 29, 2024 6:45 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:32 pm
49%mfer
49%mfer
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:18 pm

Jingoistic nonsense. US of Gay couldn’t fight it’s way out of a wet paper bag.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:54 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 1:36 am

It’s a test.
Like Excalibur.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 7:14 pm

THANK YOU! ((Grumble grumble))

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:12 pm

The Canadian judge, Bob P, gave her body a perfect score!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:03 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:08 pm

HI BOB P!
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 7:19 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 4:45 am

CA, A nice series!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
June 29, 2024 2:44 pm

Thank you!
Athletic women are HOT!

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 9:19 pm

Mind the gap!

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 4:43 am

Very nice, sporty girls ah!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:37 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 4:14 pm

But that all changed with the Church Committee.

(That’s the funniest thing I said today.)

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 3:13 pm

I couldn’t even keep my face straight when I read it!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 6:53 pm

Nothing you post is ever funny

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 6:57 pm

The sarcasm radiated like a super nova!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:15 pm

And that’s nothing compared to the secret he’s hiding about his husband.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 3:15 pm

Phrased differently, “That’s nothing compared to what his husband is hiding!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:39 pm

they were doing it LONG before that

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 3:14 pm

Trans-Hawaiians are REAL Hawaiians!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:38 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  YourAverageJoe
June 29, 2024 10:27 pm

They did at the ‘Debate” now debate that you carpet munching retard…. Yes You Karine Jean-Pierre

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:38 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
June 29, 2024 7:03 pm

Indeed!
Because “voting” is one million times more ruinous to our country than ANY
gun crimes ever. We lieraly “vote” mass murdering mafia dons to rule over us.

We must become citizen Eliott Ness’

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 3:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:39 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:40 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 3:20 pm

Don’t think I have forgotten about the gelding.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 7:06 pm

Like cats, TWFYSU.

I’ve owned 4 horses and rented dozens more for deep woods hunting.
They do that shit ALL THE TIME on purpose. I had one try to throw me
going through a beaver trimmed aspen bog with punji sticks all around us.
That horse never even twitched until then. Evil fuckers.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 7:08 pm

Twern’t no accident.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:35 pm

Or when the Dominion machine changes your vote for Lake to one for Hobbs.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 6:12 am

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my Valley.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 3:26 pm

Founders of Phoenix: “Hey, here’s an idea! Let’s build a big, frigging city right here!”

Skeptics: “This is a DESERT! We got no farm land. We got no timber. We can’t grow anything but cactus and lizards! And worst of all, WE GOT NO WATER!!”

Founders: “Yeah, sure, but the property is cheap. Besides, by the time people get a clue, we’ll be long dead and gone.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:50 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 3:27 pm

Biden: “Pack my shit? No need. I already have my shit in my shorts.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:36 pm

Plug him in to shock it out of his system.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:37 pm

I’d only vote for him if he were black.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 7:10 pm

The motto of the yute now.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:52 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 3:29 pm

You can identify the all-terrain Corvettes by the shape of the tail lights and the winch on the front.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 4:45 pm

After watching too much Scooby Doo as a kid I keep trying to pull the mask off people’s faces.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 1:44 am

I only do that to fat people.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 3:55 pm

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