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T4C
T4C
June 28, 2024 9:52 am

This is like omg awesome. Listen to the whole thing. Totally worth the time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:33 am

Wow! What’s this wet stuff in my eyes? And the big grin on my face? Wow!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 10:33 am

From Little Mouse

VOWG
VOWG
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:38 am

WOW. That was worth watching.

Suds
Suds
  T4C
June 28, 2024 10:44 am

Whas that about great minds thinking alike?
Common ground?
Yeah, baby.

T4C
T4C
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:09 pm

Sorry for the repost everyone, didn’t know it had already been posted. On the one hand…grrr that I missed that, on the other hand…..it was worth the repost bc the video is fabulous…so there’s that.

DanTX
DanTX
  T4C
June 28, 2024 2:12 pm

OMG! Totally freaking awesome!

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  T4C
June 28, 2024 2:40 pm

Who hasn’t had that dream before? Pretty kickass.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  T4C
June 30, 2024 4:32 pm

You win Friday Fails T. That was great.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:54 am

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Suds
June 29, 2024 9:54 am

Wonder if she idolized Kamaltoe or vise versa?

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:54 am

where I’d rather be…

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:52 am

My kinda place.

Bob
Bob
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:55 pm

amen

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:55 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:29 pm

Joanne hasn’t been heard from since yesterday. Does anyone know her whereabouts?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 5:03 pm

Check the litter box.

What The Heck?
What The Heck?
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:31 pm

Dang, I forgot that today is wash your Jaguar day…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  What The Heck?
June 28, 2024 4:37 pm

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:59 am

I don’t drink it, but, the fact TPTB made it illegal interferes with an individual’s choice, and threatens the small farmer…so, wrong.

Shirley there must be benefits. Experienced comments welcome.

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:29 am

Once you’ve tasted raw milk, you’ll never want ‘regular’ milk again … the taste difference alone is worth it, let alone the health benefits.

k31
k31
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 6:10 pm

Goat’s milk is even better.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  k31
June 28, 2024 10:59 pm

Don’t recall tasting it … but I’ve certainly enjoyed goat cheese, so I imagine I’d also like the milk.

Had yak milk in India … that was good, too …

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:30 pm

If they tell me I can’t have it, I want it.

(Works they same way with me and women.)

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:02 pm

Shirley?

fujigm
fujigm
  Nocte_Volens
June 29, 2024 12:30 am

There were no benefits for me.
I’m allergic to milk.
And don’t call me Shirley.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:53 am

284ce477a091fa5d345091770bab93d6291892b2115f7fea269b8fe74bd8f9b2

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 8:13 pm

As a Lab owner, I know it doesn’t get much better than that.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  49%mfer
June 29, 2024 4:50 am

No it does not.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:02 am

Beautiful lady.
Compare to previous 1st ladies…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 4:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 4:31 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 11:00 pm

Crickets …

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 9:37 am

He only pooped his pants once today!

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:03 am

Now, which FF contributor here took this selfie?

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:02 am

Best keep it a secret!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:04 am

Come on Barbie let’s go party

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 10:38 pm

your dog’s waiting in the basement with a jar of peanut butter…and your name on it

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 11:29 pm

What kind of fag anticipates my dog being in a basement with a jar of peanut butter?
Oh, my guess would be an anomynous one.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:04 am

Doze were da days-II

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eraser
eraser
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:34 pm

I think it’s a ’65 Bonneville. Nice.

DanTX
DanTX
  Suds
June 28, 2024 2:15 pm

Until you get bored, get out of the car and swing around the speaker pole. Before realizing there is a huge fire ant mound around it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  DanTX
June 28, 2024 4:33 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 12:33 am

Anyone can be “undocumented”…
Come on in.
The water’s fine.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:05 am

wouldn’t wear it, but got a giggle out of it. Warped.

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:06 am

One for Avalon. 🙂

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:07 am

Who sees this example of a trash bandit?

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Suds
June 29, 2024 9:57 am

I think you can take the shot.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:08 am
T4C
T4C
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:22 am

My SIL’s mother and I were talking about this the other day. Our grandson does the same thing when he visits the in-laws….he bypasses Grandma and heads straight for Pap-pap i.e. Grandpa.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:04 am

That’s how the cookie crumbles!

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:35 pm

In my experience, it depends on whether they want to play (grandpa) or want to be comforted (grandma).

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:51 pm

Besides everything else I loved about my (maternal) grandfather … he was an automobile mechanic his whole life — started working at Chevrolet in Alberta when he was 15 … so I got to learn a lot from him.

He also used to listen to Caruso 78 rpm shellac records on Sunday mornings … hence my love for classical music …

Grandparents are one of God’s greatest inventions …

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:39 pm

Our only granddaughter did that with my wife and I when she was little. Wife still has not forgiven me.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:09 am

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:11 am

my level of respect for this outlier of a woman in politics is growing.
Damn.
You go!, sweetie.
Has more figurative balls than career RINO men.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:34 am

Who is she?

Suds
Suds
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 12:00 pm

Marjorie Taylor Green.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:52 pm

That was my original thought … but, somehow, it just didn’t look like the MTG I’m used to seeing …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 4:40 pm

Another no bullshit congresswoman the left despisescomment image

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:12 am

Southern trad woman…a keeper.

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again
again
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:14 am

and another one…

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Suds
Suds
  again
June 28, 2024 10:17 am

and yet another…

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:34 pm

Nice smile!

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 1:36 pm

Nice bum, too.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 4:35 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 6:02 pm

… and that we’d be knee deep in sandwiches every day …

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  again
June 29, 2024 10:01 am

Whats with her elmobabo in the gravel? Photo op. But I’d poke her shadow in a gravel driveway.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:14 am

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:16 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 3:46 pm

Face down on the hot asphalt.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:44 pm

YES,YES,YES!! Get those bastards off the road!

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
June 29, 2024 12:39 am

I thinkl that was the Tribal Police that took no shit from thse clowns.

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Suds
June 29, 2024 1:30 pm

Punch those fuckers in the face, then drag them out of the way. Then punch them again. This is the way to stop this shit.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:18 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:07 am

Discipline has become a non word, it needs to return!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 11:35 am

One of the first words a child should hear and understand is ‘NO’ …

Tigger
Tigger
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 12:35 pm

For their own safety!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 4:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 11:30 pm

So has the word “anomynous”

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:38 pm

And no disrespect for elders is to be tolerated.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:44 pm

Well, maybe just for you, Bob.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:19 am

Oceanside retreat. Envious.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:19 am

Until the noreaster comes and washes it out to sea.

Suds
Suds
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 12:03 pm

My buddy Mister…glass half full or empty, Freedom?

Thought of you while browsing saved memes today…
Found a pic of Nata Lee today, but she was topless.

Didn’t want to post it, & get Admin team in hot water.
But, damn, she’s got it.

DanTX
DanTX
  Suds
June 28, 2024 2:20 pm

The glass size is twice the size for the amount.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  DanTX
June 28, 2024 5:46 pm

Engineers….

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:45 pm

Simple, traditional houses are best.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 10:31 am

No bigger fail (except maybe those who still support him):
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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 1:40 pm

Shocking that they didn’t hop him up on whatever drugs he was on during the SOTU speech. Seems like they wanted to take him out of the running.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 3:48 pm

I heard yesterday that George Soros is replacing him with Michael Obama and Newson. 350 milliion dollar check made out already by George.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 4:43 pm

Ain’t gonna be Camel.
She’s a bigger train wreck than Pedo Joe.
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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  MrLiberty
June 29, 2024 10:13 am

You can put a suit on a poop pants…..

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:44 pm

That’s funny.

Don’t you just love the many people nowadays who react to an attempted joke by saying “That’s funny,” as opposed to laughing? Obviously they didn’t think it was funny if they didn’t at least chuckle, so why lie about it?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 12:42 am

Yeah.
That is funny, Bob.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:49 am

BP, she’s in your neck of the woods, maybe?

Canadian Elia Adams likes flashing people in NYC was the headline.

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https://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2024/06/canadian-elia-adams-liked-to-flash-new.html

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:44 pm

She may have me.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:49 pm

When ya got it, show it!

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 8:30 pm

“I flash my boobs for gender equality.”

Nigga, please.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:51 am

3 of them were a part of my early driving days. A fave.
Every now and then, you’ll see one at the Classic Car Cruises
around the country. Rare, in mint condition, all stock. Big $$$ now.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:45 pm

Can’t recall seeing a Buick driver who’s under 80 years old.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 1:53 pm

Strangely, for many years Buick was the number 1 selling American car in china …

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 10:44 pm

Unless they’re black

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:52 am

Thx for this one, Irish. Damn.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:51 pm

I understood her invitation and moved in for the conquest only to receive a slap across the cheek and her declaration, “Eeew! Not you, pervert. Him,” as she pointed to a dude behind me.

The thing was, this was all a dream. When you’re 68, even in your dreams, women reject you.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:55 am

Ebonics fail.
“so fine?” at the end there, Brit.
You’re almost as dense as Shaniqua-Aleeah.
Juh-juh-juh Jive Talkin’.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:20 am

Section 8 to English translation is my new “go to” phrase. Love it.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:56 am

Simple beauty; pretty smile.

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 10:58 am

No smile necessary. I can see your wants and needs, and where you’d like to head.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:54 pm

But not with you, Suds. She’s looking at the guy behind you. So wake up.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:01 pm

Not a man.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 30, 2024 5:46 am

Phenomenal bottom

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:00 am

Jumbo pencil erasers come to mind. Ahem.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:21 am

She looked better in the original poster.

FRIDAY FAIL

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 11:24 am

Not sure what I accidentally clicked on. Meant to include this (gotta stop the morning day drinking I guess):
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Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  MrLiberty
June 29, 2024 1:33 pm

Pity she died of anal cancer. What a shitty way to go.

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Suds
June 29, 2024 1:34 pm

I think this was taken when she first got cancer. Sad.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:02 am

Fantasy of a significant percentage of the FF fan demographic?
Heathen monkeys.
For shame!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:14 am

I’ve been a bad monkey, mommy…

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
June 29, 2024 12:46 am

C’mon.
Punch that monkey…

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:03 am

Let’s take a peek and a brief listen to a RARE Baptist church, shall we?

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:57 pm

Telling such truths is dangerous. Got to respect this man.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 3:54 pm

Just, Wow!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 5:03 pm

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Bark
Bark
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 5:32 pm

Hey, cool it with the anti-Semitism.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 6:07 pm

Theosophy

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
June 29, 2024 12:47 am

I’ve listened to some of his sermons.
Tells it like it is.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:10 am

I’m about tapped out, contributing humor, the feel goodz, and the eye candy…and now must turn to the socio-political madness fails…

Never forget this kind of lunacy they mandated for our kids.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:43 pm

Never forget, never forgive!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 5:04 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:11 am

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:11 am

h/t: Woody again.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:11 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 2:03 pm

Only you can prevent Gavin Newsom from Califuckingforniaining the USA.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:12 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:25 am

After having BOTH just steered the ship into the iceberg.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:12 am

One for your quiver, YT…use it whenever necessary…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:06 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 11:54 pm

The same folks doing it here to US did it to Germany in the 1920s … the Weimar era …

andrew
andrew
  Anthony Aaron
June 29, 2024 3:12 pm

The Frankfurt School

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:12 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 2:05 pm

My mama says stupid is as Biden does.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:13 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 2:07 pm

Any room for me on the first island? With 10 to one odds, at least one woman would be desperate enough.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 12:50 am

No.
She wants the guy behind you.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:13 am

There’s a message in this giffy…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:09 pm

This one too..
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:14 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 12:13 pm

Depends on the woman, but strictly speaking? He ain’t wrong.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:14 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 2:10 pm

This year civilizational fall and autumn may well coincide.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:14 am

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:15 am

When future debate topics focus on abortion as ‘reproductive rights’,
whip this photo out, and compare to Gruesome Newsome’s California:

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 2:10 pm

Just don’t let those babies near Biden.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 5:12 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 9:24 am

Hahahahaha!
Yep

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:15 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 12:18 pm

It’s been that way all my life…which is why I don’t tell people shit about what I found or where I found it.

It’s all mine! The gold, the diamonds AND the drugs! Oh, and these kick ass assault rifles too. You have a nice day, occifer!

DanTX
DanTX
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 28, 2024 2:32 pm

Yep, like those idiots that found that shipwreck off the coast of Florida full of treasure. Morons told everybody about it.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:15 am

Truth. Recognize it.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:17 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 12:20 pm

That’s a Jerry Seinfeld moment if I ever saw one.

RogerP
RogerP
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 4:33 pm

If your opponent is a democrat, that’s a good argument.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 5:11 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 11:17 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 12:20 pm

You may rely upon it.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 29, 2024 7:10 am

One of my uncles suggested 1, POW.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 11:17 am

An example of holding firmly onto your convictions, in the face of doxxing onslaughts and slander…admirable, in clown world.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:47 pm

She is a lefty, but on this matter she has my total support. It’s a mental illness, period!

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