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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 8:57 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 3:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 8:40 pm

A fag is a British cigarette – what cigarette down-voted this?

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Suds
June 28, 2024 6:49 pm

You have 3… Latch not pinned on trailer, only 1 safety chain, and the safety chain is attached to the hitch QD pin.

Matman
Matman
  Will the Scot
June 28, 2024 10:06 pm

Any wiring for brakes and lights?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Matman
June 28, 2024 10:43 pm

They’re grounded …

fujigm
fujigm
  Matman
June 28, 2024 11:33 pm

It tucks underneath by the ball.
An Obama special…

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Suds
June 29, 2024 8:43 am

There are at least 4 problems at first glance. You should put the padlock/pin on the ball hitch lock, the brake/light wire is FUBAR, and of course the chain on the cotter pin. Add to that there is only one chain.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Based and Informed
June 29, 2024 6:38 pm

And the dry rot in the tires. Yeah, it’s not in the picture, but we KNOW it’s there, don’t we?

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 11:32 am

They make the perfect couple . . . of landwhales.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 3:57 pm

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Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 4:23 pm

Sometimes I think it’s all pointless.

a9racer
a9racer
  Horseless Headsman
June 28, 2024 11:15 pm

No, HH, this is why we show up

Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 10:07 pm

What brand of beans is he eating?

Tigger
Tigger
  Matman
June 29, 2024 7:27 am

Taco Bell.

Paul D
Paul D
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 7:00 pm

That was a 7.2 on the Richter Scale with a 4.6 aftershock.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Tigger
June 29, 2024 6:39 pm

Almost had a hat trick!

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 11:38 am

Oh, that raised a big cheer from all the fags in the crowd.

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 10:07 pm

So you’re saying most of the crowd……

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:58 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 10:10 pm

He should’ve cut her loose!

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 11:35 pm

I’d go there.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 8:59 am

His name is Humper

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Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:16 pm

Today’s DEI laugh.

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:00 am

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:00 am

very cool, IMHO

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 4:00 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:00 am

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Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:01 am

Coffee anybody?

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:18 pm

I’ll take an order of your wonderful ass, please.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 11:41 pm

Shirt says “If you’re in a hurry get a running start”.
You go, Bob.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:01 am

Bought a new shredder to dispose of risky documents.
It’s slow, but still flies at times…

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:02 am

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 10:33 am

Hope he was conscious when he hit the water.

Bob P
Bob P
  Will the Scot
June 28, 2024 12:24 pm

For that individual, yes, but not for the species.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 4:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:12 pm

if they live — major mouth/jaw reconstruction

H2O
H2O
  Tigger
June 29, 2024 10:24 pm

it’s a well known fact: male hair-buns create aerodynamic drag and unsettling harmonic resonance thus inducing face plants on cement structures.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:03 am

Millennials would fail the operation test…

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DanTX
DanTX
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:16 pm

Many funny videos on youtube of kids trying to dial their cell phones with a rotary phone dial.

Babble On
Babble On
  DanTX
June 28, 2024 1:53 pm

The Candu Nuke plants had to bring in a new course for these phones. Most of our plants were built in the 70’s and 80’s. A worker was injured and the new hire that was with him tried 15 times to call for help with no success. “I kept punching the numbers but nothing happened. I went to the next available phone and it was broken too!” Homers are everywhere…..

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:03 am

I love stuff like this!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:25 pm

Those dogs are lousy shots.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 4:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 4:03 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 10:15 pm

Not any worse than pavement apes…

Matman
Matman
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 10:12 pm

I remember this episode from 1959……

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:04 am

I’ll be here the rest of the morning.
Try the western omellette.
Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:04 am

Why women live longer.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:46 pm

Even money that beer was involved.

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 10:13 pm

Beer doesn’t burn…….

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:04 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:29 pm

God, lady, don’t be such an idiot. You obviously need more leverage. Look around for a big rope.

What The Heck?
What The Heck?
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 1:51 pm

Is that our Greta? Sure looks like her…

TNBirddog
TNBirddog
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 8:50 pm

“Pull forward.” Same thing I tell my wife.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:04 am

I like this version better

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Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:05 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:30 pm

That’s sweet, but I didn’t say blow me a kiss. I simply said blow me.

MadMan
MadMan
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 6:42 pm

Yall ever listen to the Bob and Tom radio show?

49%mfer
49%mfer
  MadMan
June 28, 2024 7:50 pm

Listened to them for almost 15 years. WFBQ Indianapolis, Q95.

Tigger
Tigger
  MadMan
June 29, 2024 7:33 am

I like pretty much anything comedic.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  MadMan
June 29, 2024 6:47 pm

When my son was about 12 or 13 we were riding in the car and that song came on the radio. He tried desperately not to laugh.

H2O
H2O
  Tigger
June 29, 2024 10:30 pm

whoever negger’d this, please, please get professional psychological help.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:06 am

Assume it’s available through Amazon’s Frisco distribution center.

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
June 29, 2024 6:49 pm

Biden’s underwear protector.

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:06 am

Have a great FF! and weekend

butt-004

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 10:41 am

U2, fren.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 4:08 pm

Adios, Sadde buddy.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 4:12 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 11:23 pm

Allow me to shed some light on this- Edison

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  a9racer
June 29, 2024 2:22 am

“Has anyone seen my cat?”
-Schrodinger

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 4:18 am

I have. Or I haven’t.

Tigger
Tigger
June 28, 2024 9:07 am

o

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 12:31 pm

My wife just asked me why I’m biting the monitor.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 7:34 am

Take your teeth out Bob!

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:08 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:32 pm

Looks like you don’t have long to wait.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:11 am

In admiration of talented kids…he nails it. Sweet Child of (not) Mine.

Gmpatriot
Gmpatriot
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:13 am

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:33 pm

Kid has a great future in music, assuming music has a future. Judging by this century so far, I’m not optimistic.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 6:50 pm

A great future if he can learn to take drugs. They don’t let just anyone into the music business!

Lawfish
Lawfish
  Suds
June 28, 2024 2:27 pm

Kid’s probably already got a record contract.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Lawfish
June 28, 2024 2:55 pm

It’s the song writers that make music.

BL
BL
  Suds
June 28, 2024 3:10 pm

Just fantastic, Jake is a talented young man.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:10 pm

8 minutes? Sorry, way too long.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Retirednottired
June 29, 2024 10:29 am

What else would you be doing with that 8 minutes?

k31
k31
  Suds
June 28, 2024 6:01 pm

I still remember how to play the opening rift, but not the rest. Pretty cool.

a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:24 pm

This is how legends are made. See the faces on those little girls watching?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 29, 2024 2:25 am

100% staged fake and gay.
But the boy can play.

Cuz the cameraman is right there and films it all.

Signs and wonders.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:12 am

Indisputable.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:37 pm

It’s a real challenge to name one major invention that wasn’t by a white man. Same with most of the world’s finest books (the exceptions being extremely talented white women) and music (the exceptions being some fine black music such as Motown).

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 1:03 pm

Read — or just peruse — the books ‘Science and Civilization in China’, by Joseph Needham … lots of amazing stuff that those chinese invented, too … plus the dot Indians invented some great stuff (like the number ‘0’), as did the Arabs …

But no real inventions came out of the Southern Hemisphere … ever …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 4:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 5:17 pm

Better than any of your art work I’ve seen

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
June 29, 2024 6:57 pm

To paraphrase Fred Reed: “Go to any street corner in any major city in any nation on Earth. Look around. Try to find ONE THING which uses lubrication, electricity, or has moving parts, and which was not invented, developed, and marketed by White men of European descent.”

I believe that Whites, Asians, and upper class Hindians (see what I did there?), are all close enough in abilities to work together and prosper. Sub-Saharan Africans? Sorry, but they do not have (as a general class) the intellect, the ethics, and especially the self control to function in a modern, technological civilization.

I wish that were not the case, but that is what all the evidence points to.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:13 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:38 pm

Looks like they picked each other.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 1:04 pm

… and both will be richly rewarded for doing so …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 2:58 pm

That’s Joe as a kid.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 7:54 pm

Smart cat. Will probably kill the boy in his sleep one day.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  49%mfer
June 29, 2024 5:00 pm

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
June 29, 2024 6:59 pm

Orange cat likes orange boy.

Wonder if the cat voted for Orange Man?

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:14 am

Scenery, character, & charm.

Definitely N.A.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:12 pm

Nice!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:13 pm

Not Tanzania? Really?

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:19 am

Simply beautiful.

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
June 29, 2024 4:25 am

Could get a 14 in that AC…………………………….Oh God, I’m glad I’m retiring.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:19 am

revealing your approximate age, if you do…

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:21 am

Loveable strays seize opportunities where they can be found.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
June 29, 2024 7:01 pm

Notice he put his antenna down.

Scot
Scot
June 28, 2024 9:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Scot
June 28, 2024 12:41 pm

And if he got away with that maybe he’ll survive this latest catastrophe. After all, the Dem bench is pitifully weak.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hes-not-dropping-out-biden-digs-after-disastrous-debate

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 4:18 pm

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:23 am

Unplug, disconnect, take a lounge chair, a good friend, and some suds.
Then just soak it all in. Quietly.
It’ll do your mind some good.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:13 pm

My kinda place.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 10:23 pm

Add a fishing pole and I’m there.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:24 am

Meanwhile, in various cities across the country…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 4:19 pm

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:26 am

Nazdrovja! Salutations to this gal in the Land of Vlad.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
June 28, 2024 4:20 pm

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Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 1:10 am

Guns can also be used like laundry products such as Oxiclean and Shout. They can function as stain removers.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

Why is she out in the woods with eye makeup?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Retirednottired
June 28, 2024 10:54 pm

Like the BoyScout motto … ‘always prepared’ …

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Suds
June 30, 2024 10:26 am

Привет! добрый день, девочка!

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:27 am

Blast from the past…

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:43 pm

‘Certs is a candy mint … Certs is a breath mint’ … it’s two, two, two mints in one … ‘

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 3:02 pm

You are old. Probablly almost as old as me.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
June 28, 2024 10:54 pm

Just turned 77 today …

a9racer
a9racer
  Anthony Aaron
June 28, 2024 11:28 pm

Well, Happy Birthday and congradulations

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  a9racer
June 28, 2024 11:36 pm

Thank you …

nkit
nkit
  Anthony Aaron
June 29, 2024 1:40 pm

Happy Birthday, A.A. ….you old buzzard…

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 29, 2024 5:54 pm

As I was leaving the VA Hospital in LA in ’79, my oncologist told me that I’d be lucky to live 16-18 months … took a licking, still ticking …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 9:16 pm

that’s cause everyone smoked back then

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
June 29, 2024 4:32 am

One of the old lines was “Are you standing on your head or do you need a Certs ? “

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:27 am

optical delusion

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:28 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:45 pm

Cool.

And I know as much as the kid about how Daddy did this.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:33 am

I’ve had this tug of war before…

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Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:35 am

Consider:

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Suds
June 28, 2024 10:49 am

Sometime justice does not come in life, but afterward… “Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil” (Ecclesiastes 8:11).

well_Inever
well_Inever
  Will the Scot
June 28, 2024 11:13 am

Yes. It happens in the afterlife. Hell is where it’s at. That doesn’t mean nothing will happen while alive though.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:36 am

Good morning, Bebe.

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
June 28, 2024 9:42 am

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
June 28, 2024 9:43 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
June 28, 2024 1:41 pm

Given the above, it’s also probably much better in so many ways for the children and the father …

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:10 pm

Gotta make sure their nails are well-trimmed.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 4:21 pm

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k31
k31
  Colorado Artist
June 28, 2024 6:06 pm

Dogs were another thing I got in trouble for not murdering in Iraq, causing no harm to anyone.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Suds
June 28, 2024 6:43 pm

Someone needs children

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:38 am

Universal Truths-I

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well_Inever
well_Inever
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:15 am

Absolutely.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:16 pm

Never saw it like that, it was just the normal. If you wanted something you had to earn it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
June 28, 2024 4:23 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Colorado Artist
June 29, 2024 4:40 am

You could change that to a push mower and 1966.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
June 29, 2024 12:18 am

Hated?
Not me.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:40 am
Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:44 am

I could hang out here for a while, peacefully. You?

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a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:32 pm

You guys can have all the hot chicks on these pages. Just allow me this little pleasure

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:45 am

got a disturbing text pic / inquiry from the missus this week…

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:02 pm

That’s the “Change Engine” light !

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:51 pm

It means your car needs a new owner.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 8:05 pm

I-285 in the summertime, every day.

a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 11:33 pm

Means it’s time to switch from a Chevy to a Superduty Ford.

H2O
H2O
  Suds
June 29, 2024 11:01 pm

It means the ruffed grouse you hit is now about ready to eat.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:46 am
Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:18 pm

Nice!

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 8:08 pm

Maybe one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Suds
June 29, 2024 10:18 am

Awwwwww! Beautiful!

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:47 am

Early morning quiet solitude, & gratitude for the simpler things in life.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:53 pm

Late morning, the shark swam away satisfied.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:48 am

Somebody knows how to do it right. Dig in, fren.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:18 pm

I could eat a slice or two.

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:51 am

surely some will quibble with any one of these suggestions,
but, I consider myself very lucky, as stated in #10.
I have many, because I cultivate them. -Blessed in that regard. You?

Suds
Suds
June 28, 2024 9:52 am

can’t argue w this one…Carpe Diem!

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:05 pm
Suds
Suds
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 28, 2024 12:18 pm

Perfect add, Central. Well played.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Suds
June 29, 2024 10:31 am

Thanks, Central and Suds. Perfect message today.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 28, 2024 12:19 pm

Always been my philosophy!!!

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
June 29, 2024 12:25 am

Live for today.
Tomorrow may never come.