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This should lower it..
Thank God I’ll be gone by then….
You’ll have to pry me out of my house to get me there and you will get hurt if you try.
Just keep adding zeros.
Sir Suds groan.
Where’s that groan emoji when I need it?
You should be pun-ished.
Have mercy!
I love a good pun. Let me know if you ever make one.
But…
. . . didn’t it though?
Have you been subjected to any atom bombs after doing the duck and cover under your classroom desk?
Not recently! but it never hurts to keep practicing.
At my age it Does hurt practicing, I get down but i get up again is not happening.
It worked. I’m still alive.
It’s really just a way to identify the bodies
Paulaner. She has good taste.
Zvei biers, Fraulein. Ich bin Suds.
I’ll have to taste her to confirm.
Red on top, fire in the hole!
Where is She Who Must Be Obeyed when Bob P. needs a good “Down, boy.”
Is that the biggest she’s got? The beer I mean, of course.
Hopefully
Well that’s my first round of uploads.
Will be back with more and some gifs in a bit.
Meanwhile here’s a redhead doing her thing by the doughnut shop…
. . . what could possibly go wrong?
Fine contrib’s today, Pupil. Come back soon.
Hypnotizing!
Opening the door in your skivvies would work, too, maybe…
https://www.jhuger.com/kissing-hanks-ass
But sometimes it is. And if the government is saying it isn’t, then it DEFINITELY is.
Sometimes my genius………..
“Life in the fast lane will surely make you lose your mind.”
-Eagles
And she was absolutely right…
. . . for the first 500 yards or so.
So hard to concentrate!
Finders keepers, little bitch. Now gimme your wallet.
Uh Oh, looks like Bob’s negger is back!! Hopefully his negger friend wont show up, we got too many neggers already!!
When you live in an African neighborhood and buy a high value item like a new TV or game system, you learn not to throw the box out with your trash. You put the box in your car and throw it away somewhere else. If you don’t, your neighbors will break in and steal your stuff. Then, after a couple days they will look you right in the face and say, “aw man, I heard someone broke into your place! Did they get anything?”
The one where they are falling off the barstools Looks like the Florabama.
FLORA-BAMA | WORLD FAMOUS BEACH BAR AND LIVE MUSIC (florabama.com)
One of my favorite bars in America – I lived in Perdido Key for a couple years in the late 80s. I can remember piggin out on a 3-pound platter of shrimp for $5.
Lotta nice soutthern belles too!
I will buy a T-shirt from them on occasion.
Best part about drinkin’ & drivin’ from there, was no turns – get on the road, stay on it for 5 minutes, and I was home.
Like your face bob
One more question, teacher: How do you pronounce phuck?
The ‘F’ is silent …
IF the ‘P’ is silent, then I pronounce the word as ‘Huck’ – i.e. Huck Finn
Which is not to say I don’t use the ‘phuck’ word every time I speak of “Phuck Joe Biden” to get past censor AlGoreRythyms in comment sections, who might call it obscenity, be offended and ban me – which is why I’m called ‘Lazarus’, from coming back so many times from the censorship caverns that woke media controllers have sent me and I have to re-invent a new persona to make a comment.
Literally none of hose letters are silent, except for some Americans.
h/t: Woody
Joan Blondell. Was even in Grease.
Can always count on you, brother, for sharp clarification. Thx!
Ah-hahahaha. Love it.
Need a bailing bucket beeatch?
That’s soo bad!
My wish was to be Hugh Hefner.
Now I’m dead.
At least you can still vote!!
“No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine.” — William Blum
Nice lineup 1.
nice lineup 2
3 licks to reach the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop
If anybody on the platform can translate this, I’m dying to know the topic of conversation…maybe a mistaken castration procedure at the hospital?
I can translate. The first person is saying, “My pronoun is per, and I identify as a non-binary jellyfish. . . Why are you laughing? You’re triggering me. . . Stop laughing. Where’s my teddy bear? I need to go to my safe space. Stop laughing!”
The second person was mumbling, but I believe he said, “Biden won the debate.”
nice lineup 3.
With what I’m thinking, I deserve a penalty.
Memories, teenager in the late 60’s. But I did have one of these
Sony “Crotchman.”
Me too, but I never wanted a walkman.
Smiles enhance an image.
I love how her glowing smile reflects off her tits.
BP, get your mind out of the gutter, man!
Well, that turned out to be disappointing….
Not for me.
Now I know how to eat that street food without making a mess.
I’m going to bust out of here and try it tonight…
She should’ve used fish tacos as her example.
Nice photo.
Three whole years?
What you complaining about?
Mine gets like that after just a few months!
*Muttering to self*
Kidding, just kidding…
. . . it’s not like I ever dust my pad, ya know.
That’s called a “double wide” out here in the sticks.
Somebody convinced that guy to bathe and he died shortly after
https://www.euronews.com/culture/2022/10/26/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-in-iran-aged-94
Look at them beavering away.
It has to be the waxed stuff!
You think that’s bad, ours is affectionately known as John Wayne TP..
Takes crap from no one
… along with greeting and closing as if it were a letter?
For anybody who cares, that’s a pic from The Chosen, and the character is Zebedee, the father of James and John.
He figures prominently in the episode where Christ tells a frustrated Peter to ‘lower your nets for a catch’.
You’d like his character, if you’re into drama series depicting the ministry of our Lord. Worth a lookee-see, IMHO.
Or not, if you Choose.
Carry on.
Also if you like to ignore explicit warnings from scripture against adding to scripture.
He tells Simon to cast once more. Catches enough fish to clear his tax debt.
Hell, I even do return address in the upper corner in case the header gets lost…
They know I’m old because I don’t text. And I’m crochety.
A lifetime deal!
Martha’s Vineyard did. See how welcoming they were?
Couldn’t get them out quick enough! hypocrites!
Too early in the thread to post a short video showing a cute little ass?
That’s not what I thought ass music would sound like.
Coming soon?
And kill the paleface as soon as he gets off his boat or we’re all fucked.
I’m supposed to register all my firearms, accessories, and ammo with the Illinois State Police.
When Illinois banned semi-automatic rifles last year, those “grandfathered in” were supposed to register them – there was about 1% compliance – should’ve been zero percent, but I know it’s far less compliance than Illinois thought.
Become ungovernable.
This is the way!
Well that made me laugh!
Mission accomplished then, TCS. Have a good weekend.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Braided hair!
She needs to trim the bush…..
Memories
You misspelled “mammaries”
The guy is Vincent Fournier (as Alice Cooper), but who is the gal?
Goth Edith Bunker
Jean Stapleton
Who’s that with Alice?
Carrie Fisher?
Archie’s TV wife.
In high school I loved to dance with girls like that.
Had one of those in a Subaru company car back in the 80’s. They were great!
It was also to blow up a woman’s dress.
Me at the beach, when the missus yells at me.
You dirty dog!
Hell, remind me of my Deputy Dog.
Who remembers him?
AOC words of wisdom.
and to think that’s the smartest thing she has ever said…….the best thing is mmmfftttmmmffttt…..when going down….
Watch out for the teeth rake there, Mat…
This makes me chuckle, but I wonder… did she really say that? It’s not entirely beyond the realm of possibility.
This is just for starters.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the globalists replace PedoJoe with this witch.
Would be the best way for those evil pricks to say, “Fuck you,” to MAGA.
You may well be right! My moneys on big Mike.
Wow, the women in Walmart are looking better than before…
And that’s just the “average” Walmart face, Mat.
We’re talking Booya for the upper end…
Ken Starr – Emails? I highly doubt that. In the 90’s?
One for the brave, appreciative ladies who browse FF…
I guess we drove away shewhoshallnotbenamed. Too bad. Not enough gals here.
I am a gal, I am here and I love you guys, now I just need to register and pick a name
Roll with us, dear. We’re fun loving & mean no harm. Welcome aboard the platform for Friday Fun.
Its a harmless temporary escape from Clown World.
There are no women on the internet,.
Welcome to K31’s sausage fest
Welcome aboard the good ship FF, our weekly escape from reality.
I’m a gal. Been coming here for a few years..
It’s you, Bob!
You draw them in then drive them away!
What sorcerey is this?
Soy boy with a man bun and hat on backwards
FFS
At last there is help at hand!!!!
… and a great anti-theft device, too …
Throw in a manual choke for good measure.
If you’re injected, swith the cold start injection to a manual push button…
Both my kids refused to learn to drive stick. (This was in the 90’s.) They rather chose to drive Mom’s minivan than my Jetta. Go figure.
Don’t forget the floorboard starter button
and the floor board high/low beams button – I really miss that!
Never should have done away with that!
SO convienient.
Memories!!! column stick shift,
3 on a tree, Tigs. H pattern. Fun.
still missing the bright lights floor button….