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Shit. Where do I get one?
Don’t ask my wife….
Your life is what you make of it.
Tuesday afternoon about 3 is the Parade of Stretchmarks festival
You like to see grown men naked?
Another Joe Dirt fan.
On blue states…
Such cruelty to animals shouldn’t be allowed.
Sticky, stinking sweat dripping so bad neither one of you wants to be on top.
Oh, that’s why I never understood Pringles.
and they still taste like salted cardboard…….
I failed Pringles in High School
I caught a bad case of Pringles in fifth grade (had chicken pox years earlier)
I’m almost 70 and still haven’t reached the end of the slide…….
Yeah, but you’re still on the downward run…
For the young women out there, in retrospect they probably wouldn’t understand this.
Shit. Where do I get one?
I could live like that, if I had to. But kids and grandkids to protect make it impossible.
Wow. Where do I get one?
Free with every packet of sugar frosties.
I really wanted my copy / clone / manufactured version of her…
So I searched for Sugar Frosties – those you said – and I quote – provides one such redhead free in every packet. (summarized)
But it turns out YOU LIE, Tigger; Sugar Frosties don’t exist.
Does she? I want her…
. . . badly.
🤪
Amen Brother, Amen.
Sorry, CA, while I love me some redheads, this one is not a real one.
First wife was redhead and I thought I was cured of that want, but the reds Nkit, SoH, Suds, Tigger and you put up here kinda make me forget why.
(Sorry if I missed any posters)
Must have sold out! perhaps next week will bring us another “red”
You want one of those, Bob, check Marketplace for used wedding dresses.
although this one is mildly amusing, I cannot stand modern art. Art should uplift the soul and glorify God.
Not a coffee cup. That is a teacup which you hold with two fingers.
twfysu, after any charisma displays, right YAJ?
And we are the lucky ones for it.
Laughing. Shades of my youth!
Rabbit is on the wrong side of horse then.
I suppose it’s a mater of taste, isn’t it?
Not according to the French.
Chevaux!
nor the chinese lol !
A tragedy, similar to the debate we just watched.
No, that is a tragedy similar to the leadership (or lack thereof) for the last 3+ years.
Notice the three lights per side? They only came with two. I’ve seen people add these many times on mid-year cars.
Good catch … and why would anyone mess with what is arguably the most beautiful Chevrolet Corvette ever — the 1963 Sting Ray?
Bernier would make by far the best PM, but his party has no chance to win. He’s Canada’s Nigel Farage.
If opposition were genuine, they wouldn’t be given a voice.
Hey … those 65,000,000+ illegal aliens in these United States need to live somewhere … and they want free health care … and free education … and whatever else they can steal from US …
Locust .. Locusts .. call them by the plural LOCUSTS
great photo, bud.
And then your rabbit goes missing
Talk a mean game, but…
It’s there . . . there . . . there . . . there!
Neat.
Hey Boberoni I think there’s someone here that doesn’t like you. Always a down vote.
Kind of like a field vision test.
Does that dress make you look fat?! No, Babe, of course not!
Your butt makes that dress look fat.
Naughty!
Lucky banana.
Put the “hawk tuah” on that thang.
I didn’t know bananas had pre cum!
That is their therapy. Anything to get away from all the criticism.
Butt bros? H!ha funny
Awe he appreciated you cum dumpster.
True.
Had a freind who restored locomotives with a group.
They dressed as if were the late 1800’s while working on them, and had sepia toned pictures taken when they were finished.
You could not tell it was present day.
There are those who pine for the past, and those who just pick up and go there…
Mine is old cars.
How can I copypasta a pic from my pics folder on my computer?
I’ll send some of my restos.
Doing a 72 Chevelle SS 454 right now.
trains are a hobby, a mental distraction, yet have their place.
a good horse or dog knows only empathy and kindness, and over time, can heal a man’s wounded soul if he will let them.
Not right at the back, though, otherwise you can’t glance back at gorgeous legs in miniskirts.
I don’t want to smell her farts or anyone else’s …just my own….
Those whom have known me the longest insist in my 6th decade under the sun I really need to grow up. It gets tiresome.
We all grow old (if we’re lucky, I suppose).
We don’t HAVE to grow up.
I prefer the word “mature”……
I prefer “survivor.”
18 with more than 50 yrs experience.
Same here.
How?
Overtime, bitch.
My sense of humor remains at schoolboy level much to my Wife’s disgust! LOL.
It’s in the Blarney castle grounds – I’ve been there – and kissed the Blarney Stone!
We have all seen your memes.
Someone once told me to act my age. I told them I don’t know how. Because I’ve never been this age before.
From ‘Hook’ …
Hey, nobody bats 1000.
https://x.com/JVortec10/status/291726479069429762/photo/1
‘It’s just as easy to love a rich man as to love a poor man’ … Mae West
Also from Mae West, “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better.”
That’s worse than a sand ger with white arms?
Might be a good small business in areas with few chargers.
I don’t understand the meme.
But … is the sky grey?
Yep.
And I’ve been for a walk.
… on a winter’s day ?
See the previous page.
For men, you get out and immediately, you’re finding a way to get back in.
Smudgee!!!!!!
Or writing her name in the snow!
Or having some guy write his name in the snow, but it’s in your wife’s handwriting!
Go on a road trip with another chick and don’t say a word for 200 miles.
Read this out loud: Fe Fi Fe, Fo Fe Fo Fi. Now tell me what that is.
It’s Mike Tyson’s phone number.
That there is funny!
Where is the toilet paper ?
Good parenting
False meme, never knew it’s father.
Woman: Now you’ll be homeless.
People who never listen to her music: Real males
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Pretty sure I have never listened to her, and extra points for never hearing Lady Gaga.
But she’s laughing all the way to the bank.
You know how stupid the average person is, right?
There’s money in them there empty skulls
Wonder of Hattie is single?
Statistically it’s highly likely.
Like a golf ball thru a garden hose I betcha granny !!!!Hey , My88yr old father inlaw is recently widowed ?
Well how bout a mess a crawdad tails, since we’ve established you’ll do it for food?
Yeah , I wouldn’t know Lol.
That’s infinitely beyond weird, a green pecker.
Generic is trybp’scox.
We need to elect different demagogues, narcissists, and psychopaths.
VOOOOOAT!
if you like such things good documentary on paramount+ about the soldiers building gun trucks in Vietnam…some of them had these bad ass things on them…War Trucks of Vietnam. American ingenuity at its finest…face, fix and fire.
I can’t wait!
Thank you!
Check out the evolution of Technicals…
Ah yes, the infamous ‘Toyota Wars’
Didn’t have those on Rat Patrol!
my oh my
And the gap…
Nice crochet work
“Doze were da days!”
RUN!!!!
That horse has nothing to worry about unless a forklift shows up.
The ghettopotomus has zero chance getting on otherwise.
Make like a baby daddy!
Put me down for five dollars if she can mount the poor thing!
I renamed my bathroom from ‘the john’ to ‘the jim’. It sounds so much better when I say I went to the jim 3 times today…
But spell it gym cause that makes me feel dirty.
Was that French official named Amy Coney Barrett?
The Chinese have lived under Emperors for 5000 years–why change now?
C’mon, that was really Joetato, right? Not kiddin’!