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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 5:06 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 8:29 pm

I didn’t realize that Alice Cooper was there last night. Jill should be executed for treason and elder abuse.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  YourAverageJoe
June 29, 2024 4:10 pm

True to form with the microphone like most dem chick’s.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 5:08 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 5:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
June 28, 2024 8:35 pm

My wife bought a new fancy dress for my son’s wedding in Australia this fall. When she told me she needed another new fancy dress for our niece’s wedding this month here in Ontario, I asked her why she couldn’t use the same dress. She looked at me as if I asked the stupidest question of all time. The only person on the planet who would even know was me. Didn’t matter. Have to have a never-worn dress for weddings.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 2:15 am

You have too much money.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:09 pm

Of course we know that HE wasn’t elected either…sot there’s that…
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:12 pm

Posted this a long time ago, but I still like it

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:35 pm

it’s cool that someone had the sense to leave a gap between parking spaces

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:14 pm

Biden at the debate?

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 8:38 pm

Looks like Kamala setting up to blow President Michael Obama.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 8:46 pm

Nope, monkey knows where he is…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 9:39 pm

Yawning in dogs is a sign of fear.
Not cool, lady terrorizing your dog for internet views.
He loves and trusts you.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:15 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 5:14 am

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:15 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:31 pm

That warning about “molesting” is for the thousands of Haitians who came to Florida.

(By the way, back in the 19th century, Captain Sir Richard Frances Burton reported on some Egyptian religious rituals that involved sex with crocodiles. Yes, the crocodile was tied up.)

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 2:24 am

“Hey there, alligator. Want some candy?”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:15 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 9:32 pm

You can’t make a 100 IQ silk purse out of an 85 IQ sows ear.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 11:36 pm

Maff be rayciss!!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
June 29, 2024 12:38 am

And in 13 high school graduating classes in Baltimore last month, NONE of those high school graduates was performing at grade level in either math or verbal skills … Not One …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

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Aussie dad
Aussie dad
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 12:50 am

And what happened to that goose species??

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
June 30, 2024 8:04 am

Gorgeous

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:18 pm

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 1:03 am

Cool project, but don’t try racing one!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:18 pm

If there were to be a NEW Constitutional Amendment…
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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 9:09 pm

This would mean the execution of all representatives and senators. By all means, let’s bring it back.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 6:53 am

Every damn one of them.

Tigger
Tigger
  MrLiberty
June 29, 2024 5:16 am

In favor!!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:11 pm

Bob P donates tiger to Texas for to fish for illegals in the Rio Grande River.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Bob P
June 29, 2024 12:19 pm

Gonna need way more than one, Bob.

TXRancher
TXRancher
  Ironically Satirical
June 29, 2024 4:51 pm

If rumor got out that there was a tiger on the loose near the Rio Grande the foot traffic would significantly slow down.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:19 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:19 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:34 pm

If ostriches had softer mouths…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
June 28, 2024 11:00 pm

LOL – that’s just wrong!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:20 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:21 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:36 pm

White guy Warren Wilhelm Jr. becomes Hispanic Bill de Blasio!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 8:50 pm

I think you and I are posting from the same sites.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 11:03 pm

Yes we need to discuss. Ask admin for my email. Did it with nkit. And thanks as I can agree to which sites we split

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 30, 2024 8:12 am

Yowza

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:25 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:25 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 9:17 pm

“People of color” is approved lingo, but, somehow “Colored people” is offensive.

I’ll steer clear of that minefield and stick with jigaboo, chink, and spick.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
June 28, 2024 9:38 pm

White vs POC
Pan-spectral vs monochromatic

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:29 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 7:04 pm

Stupid joke of the year!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
June 29, 2024 9:53 pm

John Cuneo ripoff illusration.

I hate that. I got ripped off all the time in my illustration career.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 28, 2024 5:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 29, 2024 9:53 pm

They will love it.
Grandma was a kegend

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:32 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 9:40 pm

Biden: “I’m a little boy! I am! I’m a REAL little boy!”
Obama: “No, sorry, Joe. You’re NOT real. You are made of wood. You are a puppet and now we have to put you back into the box.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 28, 2024 5:35 pm

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Чинггис Хаан
Чинггис Хаан
June 28, 2024 5:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Чинггис Хаан
June 28, 2024 9:28 pm

Canadian pervert Bob P was arrested for fondling teenage victim of Mount Vesuvius eruption. Mr. P explained to the judge, “Teenage? She’s 2000 years old, for Christ’s sake, and she’s dead to boot, you fuckhead” but the judge found his line of reasoning unpersuasive and found him guilty. Sentencing is next Wednesday.

Bob P
Bob P
  Чинггис Хаан
June 28, 2024 10:01 pm

After his wife asked him for the tenth time, “How would you like if I was plastered all the time?” Jim decided to find out. He liked it very much indeed.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Чинггис Хаан
June 29, 2024 10:58 am

Someone stole her phone.