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G’day, mates!
Hi Suds, hope all okay from last week!
Tigger, Thank You for your well wishes.
So far, so good. Minimal side effects to date.
Fatigue, nausea, reduced appetite.
But, all things considered, focusing on the positive.
Going to be a long slog, all the way through Summer,
until early September. Prayer requests still in effect.
And, Thanks in advance, to all concerned.
High fives all around.
I will keep you in my prayers.
Good to hear. Positive vibes being sent across the airwaves.
Prayers said for you mate. God’s got you.
Have a great Independence Day celebration later this week.
It’s only great when one of the fireworks falls over shooting rockets everywhere and everyone is running in fear!
Where? Why, any house that has a Biden sign, of course.
Suds, it was really mean of you to give me that present. Now I have an Afro and have a sudden urge to rob my neighbours.
LMFAO!
You’re a gem, Robert.
FF Shallow Thoughts of the Week
Well, I guess the only question now is, will Joe voluntarily step aside or will he suffer a CIA-induced heart attack? Joe looked like Joe last night, the Joe we all knew all along, but who the moronic left half of the country was shielded from until last night. Any subject Biden pontificates on is diminished by the effort, and now the whole country knows. The best excuse Joe’s handlers could concoct is he had a cold. What he has is senility. It’s great to see the entire left panic over this as we shake our heads at their incredible stupidity and gullibility. How could this performance surprise anyone with an IQ higher single digits? I mean, “We finally beat Medicare,” was bought to us from the same mind that declared, “All men and women created … by the — you know — you know . . . the thing.”
Ingredients for the current mess the USA finds itself in: take one immoral, stupid man, add a heaping cup of senility, give him all the power in the world, then blend in a cabinet full of DEI losers. Bake for three and a half years, let cool, and garnish with an of idiotic strumpet vice president, and voila! Imploding country with ruinous domestic policies such as allowing the world’s refuse to pour in across open borders, insane fiscal and monetary policies seemingly designed to ruin the people’s standard of living, a dead justice system turning the nation into a banana republic, and dying academic, media, entertainment complexes reflecting the decaying society. If it can be imagined, foreign policy is even worse with failed wars in Afghanistan, Syria, Ukraine, and Israel, and the planet on the brink of WW III mostly because of the brain-dead polices of the good old USA. Most of the globe is now aghast at how far the USA has fallen.
It’s a tossup whether the USA will implode internally from calamitous domestic policies or explode from external sources because the lunatics in charge decided to take the world down with them.
And, despite all this, Biden was supposedly tied in the polls, which is a tribute to a stunned population that still believes everything they hear on corporate and social media, and/or to lying pollsters. But not after the calamity last night. The only thing more scrambled than Joe’s brain are Democrats scrambling to replace the doddering fool in time to salvage the election. Even the vaunted Democrat election fraud squad can’t overcome this latest disaster.
So what will they do? Kill the fool? Threaten to release a boatload of evidence that he’s a lying, cheating, traitorous pedophile and get him to “voluntarily” step down? Allow Trump to win, then pull the plug on the economy and let Trump take the blame as the nation goes swirling down the toilet?
And who will they replace Biden with? The street seems to think Newsom is the favourite. He’s been a disaster for California, so why not get him to finish the country? I think Michael Obama would be the most trouble for Trump, but he/she is supposedly not interested. Can he tuck in his balls for four years under than much scrutiny? I’d be shocked if they take a chance on Hillary, but I’ve spent most of the last four years shocked. I’m at least one percent certain it won’t be Hillary.
Interesting times.
Yet they defend the indefensible. The “debate” was everything I expected it to be!
Biden voter warning sticker..
I wouldn’t f**k Julia Roberts with George Clueless’s dick fresh out the magic kneegrows ass for a million dollars… And there’s a lot of stupid shit I would do for a million dollars!!
Why not both?
IMO it’s more likely an AND situation more than an OR situation. That way everybody ‘…wins.’
I would estimate over 1,000,000 chinese soilders have crossed our southern border so far. Who knows how many middle eastern terrorists have been let in. The shit is about to hit the fan.
Don’t forget the 500,000 ‘students’ from china … plus the chinese that come here and overstay their visas … plus the chinese that come here and drop their precious ‘anchor’ babies on our shores …
.and how many russians should putin get really upset…?
The buffets ran out of cooks during Covfefe, Dan
Keep buing ammo.
There will be a lot of targets soon.
China’s logistic support system (Dollar General) is already in place and I am sure they also have huge caches of weapons/ammo all over the country ready to go.
An even bet methinks.
I forget which state, but the candidates must register before the convention.
He gotta go, sooner than later.
Bob, Does it matter what they do ? You hit it right on the head. The result will be the same no matter what. This country goes down and the keyboard warriors will do nothing. God help us all. Just my opinion.
In related news, the cow that jumped over the moon is apparently suffering helium leaks and may have inoperative attitude thrusters for reentry.
Can always count on you, Arteest, with great adds here…unless you’re out & about in nature, of course. Valid explanation for anytime you’re MIA on FF.
Moar, plz…knowing the NHL blades are now booking tee times in cleats and Polos, instead of ice time.
Carry on, Sir.
BTW. Love the artists you honor each week in the final pages…
I was at my eldest son’s graduation from 27th grade at UCLA
2 weeks ago. Retinal surgery fellowship from Stein Eye.
Yeah, I’m bragging about it.
Beautiful and true words.
Onion moment!
Especially the last commandment.
We had to do that a year ago.
We were with her and she wasn’t scared.
We owe them that comfort no matter how painful for us.
Thank God it’s Friday and Friday Fail has posted again.
Huge friendly Hiya to all the regulars!
I’m rearin’ to go after last week’s personal ‘…painful’ failure to deal well with my pulled tooth. All healed up now, of course, so let’s get this party started!
SOH,
Just ‘cos it’s healed no need to stop the medicine.
Well now…
. . . I had an extra codeine tablet and 70 cl 92 proof gin I’ve been sippin’ since getting up at 3:00 am to be entertained by the “bread-n-circus-like” 1st 2024 POTUS debate.
But THANKS for excellent advice!
Will remember it every week henceforth; each Friday morning (local time)…
For about 6 minutes
Minutes?
I explained to an Irish friend of mine that I could never remember which “faith” drank Jameson’s and which drank Bushmills. He said real Irishmen don’t drink either. They drink Powers. Having tried all, I wholeheartedly agree.
After last night, drop Biden onto that shit wagon and drive it over a cliff.
After last night?
Should’ve been don 35 years ago…
ALL wealth is created from land/resources + labor. EVERYTHING else is a skimming operation.
Check out the cat at the end.
All we need is Moe and Larry snoring to make it complete.
So, just a few memes about last night’s debate – just to get them out of the way, haha.
She should know. I’m sure the Rothchild’s agents have briefed her about what is actually going to happen. She is a total political warmongering whore.
This has been my mantra for over a year
SHE is a treasonous elder abuser…not that he is not deserving of everything he has coming to him.
Stolen elections have national suicide consequences.
as i remember there were 154 million registered voters so there was a 100% turnout. correct me if i am wrong.
I read the same thing.
Statistically impossible. This is why we have been so riled up about the BIG STEAL perpetrated by the DNC.
A Chlorox meme…
Trending, for any who don’t get it..
Speaking as a man, let me assure women that men prefer swallowing to spitting.
Speaking as a man, I’m fine with either.
Everyone knows you’re a moron. She’s talking about spitting saliva on it.
I think the FF funny man is all talk given the fact he doesn’t seem to understand what the chickie is referring to.
She is a national treasure.
As long as I can close my eyes…
h/t: Phil
While driving, if you see a man and woman walking down the street, yell out “Nice *ss, babe!” The woman will always raise her hand and yell, “Thank you!” That’s when you hit them with, “Not You, lady! HIM!” Always fun to look in the side view mirror to see them collapsed on the sidewalk dying of laughter.
Passengers on an Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 had been so relieved to land safely after an engine burst into flames, only to be launched across the tarmac upon jumping onto the emergency exit slide. Boeing has assured injured passengers they will not be suicided if they don’t sue.
I’ve been informed here by some fatass that you just did a slander.
Suggested meme edit: change title to, ‘Disney Job Searches Be Like,’ and the text in first square to: ‘We picked someone else who wasn’t white.’
Well played B.P.
(Have you considered spending some time learning how to edit images in GIMP? I think you’d become a pretty decent memester if you did…)
A buddy of mine has a saying about this. If you make yourself a bowl of cereal and the milk is bad, do you put the bowl back in the fridge and wait a month then see if it got any better?
Sometimes God puts an ex back in your life to see if you are still stupid
Now seems like a good time to tell you, dear husband, I’m sleeping with your best friend.
“Sweet!
I’m going fishing…”
Wife went to nieces second wedding and asked if I want to come. I told her to tell her niece I would come to her next one. Yeah, that marriage ended too.
It should read: Soon to be ex husband.. FIFY
And I promise to never leave you till I’ve spent all your money.
Correction, spend MORE money than you have.
The truest meme on the internet
What utter nonsense. That looks like no more than 753 adult lions and two baby lions.
How many is that in emus?
Either way, I predict crash and burn for whatever the hell that thing with an antenna ball is.
I may not be much, but I fuck like the government
It’s quite tough being a harlot these days.
Fact check: True, lot’s of competition.
I just got hit on coming out of the vape shop yesterday! They really are everywhere.
How hard did they hit you?
Knock that strawberry shortcake out of yer hand?
What vape shop was that…
The early years…
brother? sister? {I see you, Chip}
He’s gonna be a big ol’ cuddlebug!
You’re killing me.
That’s the truth!
Good Boy!
I needed to take four big gulps of whisky to straighten that out.
Back door to crooked Joe’s Delaware house.
Looks like the entrance to underwear hammer fight club.
probably takes a bit a skill to do that actually.
Awesome.
People don’t know how difficult it is to make something considerably crooked and still work correctly.
Based on the grain, it looks like the corners were cut and attached to the other side, and top and bottom…
Whattaya mean I have a one track mind?
Dempster’s Bread has discontinued its newest product, Lizzo’s Ass in a Thong, after not a single sale.
Marketing department admitted failure: They underestimated how much competition there is being a harlot these days.
At least theres no hail damage
Is that a double burlap sac filled with nuts and bolts?
no trigger discipline… pathetic
She’s probably all of 4 years old … how many of US had trigger discipline at that age? Hopefully, she’s got a great teacher …
Well, we were taught, TD, until you’ve lined up on the target and the background is safe, and your pointing at something you need to shoot.
Everything looks to be in order here.
Men only think such things when trying to hold off climaxing.
Ok…
… let’s be ‘…honest’ here for a moment.
(And when I write ‘…honest’ I mean “brutal.”)
Doesn’t it depend on if one is climaxing alone or not?
Hold off for what, Bob?
I’d sooner eat the grass.
Who says they don’t know how to talk?
Similar sound my pup makes when he doesn’t get what he wants.
Oh please do have her for lunch. You’ll be burping and farting her out for a month. What a perfect ending to her nonsense.
They’ll get gas from eating her …
Jed was just driving along, hit a bump, and decapitated himself. It was hilarious.
God’s ways became even more mysterious after the atheist told the believer, “After I did all the work, and you just knelt there praying, you can fuck right off,” and rowed away without him.
Feel free to only use the hawk tuah
Sing it with me now…
The wheels on the bus they came right off, came right off, came right off/
the wheels on the bus they came right off, and the black thieves got away.
Hello, Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier? I shit the bed figuratively at the debate last night then shit the bed literally afterwards. Can you send Ashley here to change me and shower with me? Hello? Uncle Ambrose?
Considered placing this in the little debate section and noting this is likely to apply to a lot Dem voters this morning, but it applies so much more so, generally I decided against it.
It’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaay past time.
Those are their pre-“I do” eyes.
My dog looks at me like that…….
This job pays the best dividends!
Thanks a lot, Tigger. That really upset my invisible leprechaun. Now he won’t stop bitching at me.
What Irish Whiskey does your leprechaun drink?
“Powers”
myself i hate phones and rarely carry one with me. i have noticed though that almost everyone is walking, running or driving and talking to no one in particular. has schizophrenia gone that rampant.
Pet hate, the death of personal communication by something designed as a communication device.
BULLSEYE !
CA, just TV commercials?
And now you’re a particular individual in jail. Welcome to the Idiocracy!
paid for by Carl’s Jr!
And thanks to SCOTUS, now all of your firearms may be seized.
More like man gets abused by wife. Wife calls the cops, man goes to jail and gets kicked out of his house for 90 days. After a good 18 years, that’s exactly how my divorce started.
Mine was almost exactly the same, but “only” after 14 years.
I’d be looking back on that as the best day of my life.
I’ll have to live vicariously through you, because I’ve never had the pleasure…
Was not so good at the time and the next 2 years really sucked. I handled all of the divorce documents and filing motions with the courts and it still turned out to be the most expensive thing I have ever been through. You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it! I am way better off now.
Shouldn’t put your hand in your pocket
10 for me at 60 years old. Still a blessing.
Serves you right for calling the police.
Faggot soy boy.
Handle your own problems…
Memes incorrect woman always calls. Says she’s scared that’s domestic violence.
Soccer shin pads under your Wranglers might save you some pain.
What the heck is wrong with these fools? Not enough room in your pick me up truck? Just in case you have to tow something now? Half of them probably don’t even know how to tow……
Dude, in Texas, cops will pull you over if you don’t have one. And the dyke lesbians and Mexicans have those fake ballsacks hanging under them.
You got that right.
farm much Mat ? ; )
this looks like a typical Saturday morning at Tractor Supply.
if it’s rusty, it ain’t coming out.
You ever try to remove a rusted in hitch? Not fun.
Remove it why? Your new truck better come with one
Oxy acetylene torch and a 2lb. hammer.
Done in 10.
that HAWK TUAH gal can git’r done in 2.
bahahhahhaahaha
The end of gay month, so here’s my pride flag.
I prefer to think of June as ‘Shit on a rainbow crosswalk month.’
It’s never been gay month. It has been the month of The Sacred Heart of Jesus since 1673
And don’t you just hate it when women say, “Ew! Get away from me pervert!”
Wiser men don’t run around naked in mosquito country.
The mosquitoes in Texas are so big, they have ticks on them.
pppbbbbtttttt….. ; )
mid January, the ‘skitters up here in Canoeheadland, fly around wearing snow shoes !
The ‘…secret’ is revealed…
OMG! I thought we’d NEVER get the answer to that one!
THANK YOU!
Alright, snek. I am outta seashells…
yep
abortions have never been an option in our family. democrates can kill as many of theirs as they want. in 1960 i was 12 and knew that dems were evil. been at war ever since. rowe was a way to cut numbers unfortunately they replaced most with the worlds dregs.
LOL.
it’s also still called Genocide when you lapped up their propaganda and willingly took their jab
Wow that hit home, I was just going through old school photos and …
I can’t believe it, all of them looked like the top one… ALL of them in the 1960- 75 range
You might be old, if…
Kale, this is more like it!
That’ll draw the wolves in.
there are bounties on wolves in several states now. 75 in wyoming.
vegan repellant
Taken from something called “Ask Women”
Yeah, they’re sluts, but admit it, men; if we were women, we’d outslut the slutiest slut on the planet.
As proven by several instances of men being awarded “woman of the year” or similar.
(What a fkn fkd up world we currently live in!)
EYE BLEACH!!!!
Gawdalmighty…
And then there’s the quote from Mae West that became the mantra for woman across the world: ‘It’s just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man.’
Sugar free means loaded with fat and fat free means loaded with high fructose corn syrup.
Safety first
LOL you can’t fix stupid!
nah, his his mother-in-law is under there; dirt just keeps the flies away.