NEW YORK, NY — In an earlier-than-expected announcement, Fox News declared Joe Biden the winner of tonight’s presidential debate.
The call was immediately criticized by several prominent conservatives as “premature” and “partisan,” but Fox News announced its intention to stand by its assessment.
Sources close to the news outlet said the decision to call tonight’s debate for Biden was based on a combination of early voting patterns, historical debate patterns, rigorous mathematical analysis, and a desire to artificially sway public discourse before the debate even took place.
“We are completely confident in our decision to call the debate for Biden,” said Chief Political Anchor Bret Baier as he waited for the debate to begin. “While some might protest this move as an attempt to influence the debate results for Biden, we at Fox News are committed to accuracy, fairness, and following what the numbers say. This may not be the outcome that Trump supporters wanted, but it was the right choice to make.”
While the Trump campaign has released a statement labeling the network as “FAKE NEWS,” the White House assured Americans that they can trust Fox News on this, but only this one time.
At publishing time, Fox News had also declared Biden the winner of the September 10 presidential debate and called the state of Arizona for him again.
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Can’t wait to see what you retardos have to say about this fake theater. Some of you probably already had wet dreams thinking about what your buddy Tucker has to say. So pathetic.
Thanks for the over-target, ad-hominem, shaming, belittling, flak, deep state.
You think the deep state actually gives a damn about what you insignificant little people post? My my, the stupid here burns.
No but other readers do, or they wouldn’t be here. Admin has made a place to discuss that. That is good for everyone.
Ok, Pollyanna.
Some people never learn from their own stupidity, they just keep on posting even more stupid comments.
Or algos do.
Yes, Biden drooled and fell down much better than Trump who never wet his chin and failed to trip over his own to feet, so Biden won the debate before it ever started.
First you don’t understand parody, which is sad. Secondly you don’t understand what the post is about, the unfairness of the media. None of this has anything to do with if the election is fair or not, because we all know it is not. Try to grow a bit in life.
First, you can’t infer.
Secondly, you’re just the kind of retard I’m referring to.
Grow a brain.
Can’t we all just get a..you know, the thing?
Fox, CNN , MSNBC whatever. They’re all the same. They all coordinate their programming to serve the same agenda. The only real news is your small local news covering local verifiable events.
To be fair, they still ONLY COVER the stories that serve their interests.
they all have the same interest. whatever the Pentagon says to be interested in.
Update on debate night , Trump inequivacle winner , the long knives are now officially out to take down Biden with some 130 days to go until the election .
The outcome was planned long ago. Trump and Biden both know the plan the debate is all an act. Probably filmed weeks ago.
Biden has no idea what day it is.
MSM is dying a slow death. Even Faux New has gotten so desperate they’re now broadcasting free. Faux never broadcasted their propaganda for free.
The laws of physics state that nothing is free:
https://www.britannica.com/science/conservation-law
. . . so, Faux must be acquiring the wherewithal to continue broadcasting from some source.
I knew what you meant. It’s just that deep state is clearly continuing to power Faux. It’ll be interesting to see a critical mass of insouciants waken in time to yank the brake on the train. Truth is, they’re so utterly indoctrinated, that they really STILL believe that all they need is to have the “right” feller “in charge” (as if) of THEIR gummint.
Will watch the debate tonight. Hope Trump keeps it together and does well tonight. Biden will eventually screw up at some point.
of course, the moderators will be biased and try their best to rattle President Trump. They will also bring up all the bs that has been going on that has nothing to do with this election. Just to upset Trump. Also, to make it look like he is a terrible candidate.
It’s time for the Republicans in Congress do something that matters. We the People are sick and tired of no action. These criminals in charge need to be held accountable, NOW.
We the People can not wait till November. Our country is going to Hell right before our eyes and nothing is being done. Time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
“It’s time for the Republicans in Congress do something that matters.”
They’ll do something alright like the house republicOn have done initiating the idea of The Anti-Semitism Awareness Act.
RUBE ALERT
I think CNN hit a revenue jackpot.
I wonder if they’ll send Trump a gift basket with a new car to thank him?
Or maybe Trump will be able to write off the increase in revenue at CNN during the debates, ,as a tax write off..
..you know, like a charitable contribution?
Probably wait and send a fruit cake at Christmas.
A fruit basket full of faggot appointees
Wyrd.
Not weird. The writers have a good idea on where the opponents stand and do pre-write-ups, so to be ready with some form of draft, if you will, and have something they can quickly adjust and publish as soon as debate is over. This is nothing new in the media world.
Makes sense.
Which side took the most shots tonight?
Their golf game. That’s when they got the most heated.
Disgusting. The drugs must have worn off….zzzzztripzzzz.
talk about a pre planned, scripted, rehearsed theatrical production. you know they both rehearse it all together right ? I watched a few minutes of it on jootube what a fucking joke. Biden whispering, Trump seems to be growing tired of acting ….anyone who believes this bullshit is a mouth breathing rube.
Typhoid Joey allegedly has a cold, and instead of alerting everyone, or wearing a mask, or maintain six feet of seperation, he put the entire staff at CNN at risk of infection.
Oh darn. /s
FOX went down the drain after the great bill O’Reilly left, only sexy Ainsley is watchable now
bwahaha! Bill O’Reiley is the crown prince of clown world!