WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.
“George, you’re wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it,” Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. “It doesn’t taste good! Everyone’s telling me all the time how much they hate it and you’re telling me they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban lime JELL-O.”
“And Mexico will pay for it!”
Elderly onlookers applauded as Trump slammed the dementia patient after suddenly picking a fight with him during dessert time.
“It’s like he’s saying what we’re all thinking,” said Constance Woodrow, a 78-year-old Alzheimer’s patient.
In another instance, Trump screamed at a WWII veteran until he started crying.
“Greatest generation? More like lamest generation,” Trump quipped, invoking laughs from orderlies. “You complain about loud music when people — good people — are trying to listen to jazz. You make me sick, to tell you the truth.”
“But thank you for your service.”
In this, and many such cases, a crowd of old folks erupted in cheers for Trump as he blasted one dementia patient after another.
Trump’s debate prep is a distinct departure from previous campaign years when he spent time studying government policy and took part in mock debates against former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
“I spent all my time arguing against a fat man about bridges or something,” Trump said, reflecting on past debate missteps. “It didn’t prepare me at all. Biden is thin and he hates bridges!”
Sources close to the Biden campaign confirm the president is concerned about this new development leading up to Thursday’s debate.
“Oh no, my ice cream,” Biden reportedly whispered as his wife led him away.
At publishing time, sources confirm that if Trump fails to win the presidency he will be welcome at Shady Oaks Assisted Living.
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“On DAY ONE I will ban lime JELL-O”
Consider:
The guy who is fit to stand trial is better than the guy who isn’t.
QED.
Comparing tool buckets:
Biden’s taping his responses right now, and then they will play them back
^^^^ this ^^^^
38% are a bank of phones run by the government delivering a 38% manufactured approval rating for Joereee Buttons.
No.
38% of the country are either dumber than stumps or communists…..But I repeat myself.
And they are real.
Also Trump haters because they listen to all the CNN and MSNBC lies.
Just like fact checker Snopes after 7 years just admitted Trump did not say “white supremacists are good people”.
These people are stupid. The liberal media lies and they believe them, then the liberal media retracts the lie or is proven to have lied. Then the liberal media lies again and again and these stupid people just keep on believing them. There is a point where is you are lied to enough, you should stop believing the people lying to you, but they are to stupid to do that.
Joe is practicing standing on his own two feet for 90 minutes. That is all you need to know.
No, one of the rules is that the two babblers will sit down for the duration.
I wish I COULD laugh….
Seriously, this was an actual CNN news chyron earlier: [I have a photo]
“DEMS NEW DEBATE ADVICE: BIDEN NEEDS TO TAKE ON TRUMP, NOT FOCUS ON HIS OWN ACCOMPLISHMENTS.”
Hilarious.
A guess at what will happen… Biden speaks first and will run through a list of insults and TDS talking points. Then Trump speaks and as soon as he accuses Biden of anything, the moderator will stop the debate, charge Trump with malice, and declare Biden the winner. Msm will light up the screens with “Biden won–Trump loses it onstage”. End of debate. Anybody tuning in late will wonder what the heck happened.
Trump Campaign Hit with Gag Order by CNN Days Ahead of Network’s Presidential Debate
On his primetime Fox News show, Jesse Watters reported that CNN has issued a gag order against the Trump campaign just days before they are set to participate in the network’s upcoming presidential debate.
“CNN just slapped a gag order on the Trump campaign, days before the debate,” Watters said.
“We knew Trump’s mic would be muted during the debate, but we didn’t know his campaign’s mic would be muted before it. You can go on CNN and lie about Trump, Russia, call Republicans racist, Nazis, but you can’t say Tapper’s biased. If Jake’s not biased, why is he celebrating Trump losing?” Watters questioned.
They don’t want Biden on the debate stage so are hoping this will get Trump to call off the debate because if Joe calls it off we all know why.
It has been a while since BB made me laugh. They usually just restate clown world.
I could totally believe this happening!
Well of course. You already believe that Israel can do no wrong. Too bad you don’t believe that you should STFU.