White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the presidential race heating up for the summer campaign season, the White House asked migrants to hold off on raping and murdering any more Americans until after the election.

As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration’s immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders.

“We’d really appreciate it,” said the gay and black White House Press Secretary who is black and gay. “While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience.”

Though public outrage continued to mount as more violent acts made news headlines across the country, Jean-Pierre emphasized the need for discretion while the election played out. “Everyone likes to make summer plans,” she said. “But we hope our incoming migrants can understand the importance of postponing their raping and murdering plans until the election is over. Otherwise, they may end up actually facing consequences for their actions, and none of us want that to happen.”

When asked whether migrants who commit violent crimes would face any repercussions if Biden is re-elected, Jean-Pierre pulled the fire alarm and evacuated the building.

At publishing time, White House officials informed incoming migrants that for every vote for Joe Biden they cast in November, they would be allowed to commit one free heinous act against an innocent American citizen.

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9 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 23, 2024 1:57 pm

It’s racist to make immigrants give up such integral aspects of their culture. They’re just doing the raping and murdering that Americans won’t do.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
June 23, 2024 2:25 pm

The most insane thing you have ever heard from @MSNBC

Celebrity Black activist lawyer @BenCrumpLaw says that criminal behavior in America is just Black culture. Demands the legalization of crime.

@TheRevAl and other Black racial activists all express agreement.

https://x.com/NatCon2022/status/1758882486510100504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1758882486510100504%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

Anonymouse
Anonymouse
  Iska Waran
June 24, 2024 12:11 am

So true, for example, asking a Muslim not to rape children, dogs, goats, chickens, etc., is like asking Jews to abide by a Christian ethos of love, forgiveness and charity…it isn’t possible and it ain’t gonna happen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2024 2:12 pm

Sudden coincidence.

Muckraker Exposes Chinese Illegal Alien Black Market Employment Scheme

At the time of Laken Riley’s murder, the wife of the murderer, Jose Ibarra, said that he had been driving for Uber Eats and DoorDash. Both Uber and DoorDash denied ever employing Ibarra. This means that he was likely driving under another person’s account in a similar manner to the Chinese illegals we interviewed.
The public safety risks here are astounding. This broken system could allow criminals like Jose Ibarra to gain close access to the homes of thousands of Americans.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2024 2:26 pm

“Migrants”

United States Illegal Alien Crime Report

https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/

Todd Packer's Mentor
Todd Packer's Mentor
June 23, 2024 2:42 pm

“White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election”…And Trump and Mike Johnson would rather have illegal immigration be an ongoing campaign issue instead of solving the problem and protecting Americans.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2024 8:17 pm

MSNBC Host SNAPS at Guests for Saying ‘Illegal Immigrants:’ ‘We Don’t Use That Term!’

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2024 6:17 am

Might as well ask birds to stop singing and fish to stop swimming.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
June 24, 2024 8:43 am

Met a black dude in the chip isle of Walmart yesterday just as he was buying some flaming hot chips. Since I had never tried them, I asked if they were any good.

He said he didn’t know…that he was going to a “color party” and that purple was his assigned color. When I looked into his cart, everything had the color purple on it, and everything he’d carefully picked out looked either painful or disgusting. It was then that I realized this gargantuan Negro was going to shit all over his “friend’s” fag party! I suddenly found myself wishing I was invited. I bet the show was spectacular. Every time I heard a siren I thought of that guy and his party!