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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:49 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:28 pm

Is it Wang Chung time already?

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:37 am

I’m pretty sure not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting…

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:10 pm

And it’s a genius compared to AOC.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:54 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:57 pm

Until MIB showed it was the only real news…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
June 21, 2024 3:50 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  Colorado Artist
June 22, 2024 12:35 am

What would her job description say…?????

anonymous 2
anonymous 2
  Colorado Artist
June 22, 2024 8:34 am

Wouldn’t surprise me if they were putting the MRNA vaccine into TP now. It’s about the only thing left that people still trust and covet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 22, 2024 9:00 pm

how much toilet paper does 89.95 get you these days?

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
June 23, 2024 10:04 am

If you’re lucky a square or two…….

anonymous 2
anonymous 2
  nkit
June 22, 2024 8:32 am

There was another paper that was similar to (but much worse) than the Enquirer that used to show up on the same shelf at the grocery store. I can’t remember the name but I always figured it was to the Enquirer what Hustler was to Playboy.

TNBirddog
TNBirddog
  anonymous 2
June 22, 2024 9:08 am

Weekly World News

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TNBirddog
June 22, 2024 3:54 pm

The “Batboy” Tribune!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anonymous 2
June 23, 2024 8:15 am

The Globe

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 22, 2024 9:01 pm

and Alt+f4 is the best way to save your spreadsheets…

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:13 pm

Or just stop feeding and housing him and he’ll go home on his own.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
June 22, 2024 7:39 am

No Bob, I don’t think that’s the plan. Stop the free rent and debit cards, watch the chaos that ensues

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:53 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
June 21, 2024 8:14 pm

WTF is THAT on the wall??!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
June 23, 2024 8:19 am

Dindu with BBC

anonymous 2
anonymous 2
  Colorado Artist
June 22, 2024 8:36 am

Is Carter flipping us the bird or is that just arthritis?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:13 pm

How would she know it if she ever saw it?

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:02 pm

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Ursel Doran
Ursel Doran
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:51 pm

EXCELLENT RECOVERY of some history that is needed to be known.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:32 pm

and yet, there are still some brain dead individuals that still think he/him is a woman

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:03 pm

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NOT gonna even feel it
NOT gonna even feel it
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:19 pm

Let alone kill Ya. Dead Short. Fuse blows/Breaker trips immediately.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 22, 2024 12:14 am

except it’s a plant – hahahahahahahaha!!! fucking jagoff!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
June 22, 2024 3:57 pm

Indeed!

It even says so right there on the meme, JACKOFF!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dumber than a stump.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
June 23, 2024 3:08 am

except it’s a plant – hahahahahahahaha!!! fucking jagoff!!

You’re quite the mental oyster, friendo.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Anonymous
June 23, 2024 10:41 pm

Here in the desert, even our plants know how to send you the message.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:16 pm

First off, welcome back Bop P. We all missed you. So, a special headline in your honor:
Unbelievable! Here’s How Much Canadian Taxpayers Spent on Signs Asking Ghanaians Not to Defecate on BeachesUnbelievable! Here’s How Much Canadian Taxpayers Spent on Signs Asking Ghanaians Not to Defecate on Beaches – USA SUPREME

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:28 pm

Yeah, and if you’re visiting Canada, note that only Canadians can shit on Canadian beaches.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:18 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:19 pm

Next up is TGK. Some may know him as “Traitor” Great Khaan(pronounced Con)
Still laughing at that one:

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:30 pm

I believe Genghis first said that, only he finished with, “and slaughter anyone who isn’t a Mongol or a beautiful white woman.”

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:20 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:21 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 12:17 am

These uplifting and inspiring videos continue to make my days.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:21 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:33 pm

I’ve called for help, but I’m happy to stay with you till they get here.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:22 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:34 pm

That’s we gave to the girls and told them the store was out of Boone’s Farm.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Off my Lawn
June 21, 2024 3:58 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 6:22 pm

The real test was Red Mountain Wine … used to get it in the store in Oceanside, CA, when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. In 1967 it was $1.49 a GALLON …

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anthony Aaron
June 24, 2024 12:38 am

Thank you for your service.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 11:11 pm

Mad Dog 20/20. Never heard of it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Horseless Headsman
June 22, 2024 9:19 pm

consider yourself fortunate…not all things need be experienced

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:23 pm

H2O
H2O
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:21 pm

as i don’t speak “mini husky” I asked my GSD to translate as best he could:

human with face fur: “blah blah rawa blah rurara”

mini husky: ” oh for fk sake dude eat steak and bacon an give up the soy cuz your voice pitch is so annoyingly guhayyy”

human with face fur: “rurrra blah rurra blah bala”

mini husky: “fk this, i’m running away, i’d rather listen to Daryl Hannah speak dolphin 24/7 than listen to your whining “

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:23 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 1:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:33 pm

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:37 pm

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:38 pm

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:39 pm

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 22, 2024 8:12 am

Feisty little devil.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Tigger
June 23, 2024 3:08 am

All the same size, inside.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:40 pm

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:50 am

Ha

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:44 pm

Aussie dad
Aussie dad
  nkit
June 27, 2024 9:19 am

Gonna miss white culture

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 3:41 pm

What a nincombobulous.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 8:21 pm

I just call him an asshole. It fits.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:45 pm

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:06 pm

❤️

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 22, 2024 8:14 am

There still some kind souls around.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:46 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Nocte_Volens
June 23, 2024 11:23 pm

Gave an uv, but I’m calling AI.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:46 pm

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:46 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:47 pm

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anonymous 2
anonymous 2
  Nocte_Volens
June 22, 2024 8:43 am

She and the dude above should become dance partners.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 3:46 pm

Holy shit. A fat Chinese lady dressed in red just fell out of a hole in my back yard.

Deimos
Deimos
  Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 7:58 pm

That ain’t a Chink, it’s a Chunk.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:50 pm

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:50 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:51 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Nocte_Volens
June 23, 2024 11:30 pm

Gave it an UV, but I’m calling AI.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:51 pm

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:48 pm

And he was just about to give up when the monkey woke up and bit off his face.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 1:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 3:49 pm

And she was just about to pleasure me when I woke up from my dream and cursed.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:54 pm

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 1:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:14 pm
Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 6:35 pm

FTW …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:15 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 8:30 pm

If we had a truly civilized society, the creature on the right could be put down like a mad dog with no legal consequences.

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 4:04 pm

No, we have and tolerate the one on the right because we have way too many in this country who don’t have or want the one on the left in their heart. Afraid that we don’t have much more time left before this country will be judged and under wrath from the one on the left. He’s full of mercy and patient but there is limit to His forbearance.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:15 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:41 pm

Is that the Truth

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Off my Lawn
June 21, 2024 6:36 pm

Well … it’s one or the other … sort of thing peculiar to New Mexico …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:17 pm

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