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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:05 pm

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Obbledy
Obbledy
  nkit
June 21, 2024 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Obbledy
June 21, 2024 2:16 pm

I won’t work for anything less than $171 an hour, so fuck off.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 3:33 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Obbledy
June 21, 2024 5:50 pm

WTF is this?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Obbledy
June 23, 2024 11:50 pm

SPAM

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:19 pm

I sided with the kid.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 2:58 pm

You’ve got to be kidding me.
Oh and Does eat Oats, Mares eat Oats, and Lambs eat Ivy….
Hall is still pissed off.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:26 pm

Goats are awesome.
With a great sense of humor…

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:06 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
June 23, 2024 2:12 am

All the same size inside.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:35 pm

TWFYSU

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:08 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:00 pm

Now that I have your attention….
Make me a sammich.

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:12 am

Now that’s funny.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:08 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 21, 2024 12:58 pm

When the wife says “Everything is fine”……..

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:09 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 21, 2024 12:59 pm

There goes Rocky!……

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:11 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:02 pm

Worth it, he said, smiling with 3 less teeth.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:27 pm

Welcome one and all the the Anorexia Ball!

Sgt_Billco
Sgt_Billco
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 2:29 pm
fujigm
fujigm
  Sgt_Billco
June 21, 2024 8:30 pm

Who could ask for more?

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:29 pm

After 13,764 tries, Joel and Rod were about to give up when it finally happened!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:15 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:06 pm

Did that Seal turn and seal it with a kiss for the Orca?

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:33 pm

Worry not. Sanjeev came back as a cow,

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 22, 2024 4:59 pm

“Sanjeev”, noun, Hindi word meaning briquette.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:25 pm

and the natives learned about bbq

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:16 am

Darwin award.

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  nkit
June 22, 2024 4:12 pm

In cooking terms would that be flambe, seared, toasted, ???

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:20 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:03 pm

Most dogs don’t like em either……

H2O
H2O
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:34 pm

Last month waiting at the parts counter in Canadian Tire – 18 yo daughter standing a few feet behind me with our young gsd sitting beside her.
Some paki guy walked up behind our dog, kneeled, hugged, kissed him; this happened in less than two seconds and took me by surprise yet quickly thought about situation, options, outcomes etc.
I gave the “go pee” command.
Immediately our lad lunged up, front paws on the guy, holding him, and peed all over the paki’s legs.
Guy got all pissy swearing rabbajabba to me, so I quietly said ‘dude if i gave the command to fk you up you would not have a face, now please go away and think about how lucky you are’ … he walked away.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:35 pm

And there goes my lunch.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 2:55 pm

Yeah, I already lost mine from the foot cheese on the pasta.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
June 21, 2024 5:55 pm

That. Cannot. Be. Real.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:27 pm

notice the double ovens…..she probably fills both up every meal

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:18 am

3090d0001ed6164cc79f18700cabd11df3fbddeff687281561628c19fc53804b

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:29 am

But can she cook?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
June 24, 2024 12:06 am

Two hogs in a gunny-sack fightin’ to git out.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  nkit
June 25, 2024 8:03 pm

Wearing size 48 Granny Panties

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:36 pm

It’s definitely me.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:37 pm

Let’s set a whole herd of honey badgers loose in Congress.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Bob P
June 24, 2024 12:08 am

Hyenas would work –

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:22 pm

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H2O
H2O
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:39 pm

What’s the story ? Was he selling non-pasturized milk or maybe he didn’t have a license to have chickens or a garden in his back yard ?

TrueNorth
TrueNorth
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:42 pm

After the 2020 Steal that got pulled off with the help of a corrupt DOJ and FBI – and their subsequent persecution of law-abiding citizens who rightfully protested – my core belief of blindly supporting ‘law enforcement’ changed. In other words, whose laws are being enforced now? The laws of man or the laws of God? I think we know the answer.

Because I got red-pilled, scenes like this are offensive to me now and I’m more concerned with the poor sap on the inside then the paid mercs trying to break in.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  TrueNorth
June 21, 2024 3:13 pm

Really, like the militarized police state is a new thing and hasn’t been slowly developed by both side for the last 60+ years, Really.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TrueNorth
June 22, 2024 1:41 am

100%

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:06 pm

garden gnomes filled with tannerite and roofing nails would keep them out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2024 7:59 am

They could’ve knocked on the door and identified themselves first. It seems every Burg and Ville now has a SWAT team.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:25 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:16 pm

It all started when I told me Pa, to get off me, he was crushing my cigarettes, then Pa’s brudder came to my rescue!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:41 pm

On the other hand, if it pisses off the cultural appropriation gang, it can’t be all bad.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:27 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  nkit
June 23, 2024 10:27 pm

OK, so why aren’t we out burning down the ghettos ? Turnabout is fair play, Right? Just sayn’

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:29 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:20 pm

Almost gave a DV but I figured you already have enough medals as a veteran of the Meme war to end all memes.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Off my Lawn
June 21, 2024 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:32 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:23 pm

One of my favorite songs by Pinky, who can forget the lyrics….
Hey groomers….

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:34 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 22, 2024 7:35 am

AOC’s other job, when she’s hanging with the Squad

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:23 pm

Chew. Of course.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:45 pm

What’s wrong with that? She already told me, but I didn’t listen.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 3:25 pm

Don’t you just hate it when they start flapping their cock holster.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:45 pm

Even if it’s your own daughter!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:40 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:09 pm

Really? How is that possible? I mean, just look at her……

NOT Visible
NOT Visible
  Matman
June 21, 2024 2:55 pm

The Propeller Scars

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:46 pm

Poor manatees.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 8:45 pm

Oh the hugh manatee!

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  fujigm
June 21, 2024 8:51 pm

spell check
huge manatee

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  fujigm
June 22, 2024 12:40 am

Well, I see what you did there.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 21, 2024 3:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 21, 2024 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:51 pm

I call it my new torture chamber.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 8:46 pm

No.
That would be a whine rack.

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  nkit
June 22, 2024 12:41 am

A good start?

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 12:49 pm

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