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Monty Python SALAD DAYS
I just paid for the all wheel alignment! I don’t think I will be going back to M. Feldman Tire store again.
You’re no good at painting either
This place I rent for free is completely empty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toddlers have special sensors to ensure they always land on Dad’s gonads.
I told you no more siblings.
he is not the father. a real dad has reflexes beyond human comprehension and the ball stomp would not have happened.
NAACP…..Niggers Are Actually Colored Polacks.
For what it’s worth, the Poles saved Christendom, and therefore civilization, twice. Once against the Muslims relieving the siege of Vienna. Second, when the USSR marched towards a weak Western Europe shortly after WWI. They are doing what they can today by banning undesirables better than the rest of Europe.
The basis for the “dumb Polack” is the rural vs. city folk.
The Poles are primarily rural.
The European “city folk” make themselves feel superior to the “rural folk”
by mocking them as rubes.
Couldn’t further from the truth.
I was told build it according to the blueprints and that I wasn’t an engineer.
Don’t fall for it, kid. That’s just worthless American currency.
A slice of cheese used to be cheaper……
Train those women young.
He couldn’t take the sickeningly sweet cuteness of a young couple in love….
He just saved the guy because that’s what happened to him 20 years earlier……
the X-box haircut ……..
pothead.
Native American:
Panhead Injun
I’m confused, is that supposed to be a hoverbike or air conditioning?
African autogiro.
He must be a single parent. No mother would allow that,
What Mom doesn’t know, right.
Mom’s doing the vid.
worst tattoo ever
Better than “No regerts”.
Someone spent his youth disciplining a really bad monkey.
Either that or worked on a poultry farm.
Or detailed dolphins.
Or disciplined clergy.
Or was a pugilist with circus entertainers…
Probably skips leg day, too
Pandas are natures clowns.
Impressive.
Dicing.
I suspect this whole thing is Dicy
Not really.
Just diced dice.
Cutting right to the bones
I’d like to thank the truck driver.
why, he slowed down!
Truck driver: “Yeah, I’d hit on that!”
Dad does his main job.
Afterwards, he had a good laugh.
Mom! I’m trying to be a revolutionary here. Thanks for lunch.
Videodrome was better.
When you are trying to bring down a corrupt system, but mom baked cookies
It’s always them, Booboo.
If you 102, you better have a sense of humour.
Like all things, start young and practice everyday.
Make Sidewalks Safe Again … for libtard vaxaholics.
Or just run the bastard over, and make the world a little better.
The blacks are just as stunned that the thief was white.
Well, I was going to say yes, but only because the ring was so nice. So … no.
Reno 911
I bet a sound came out of him after that!
Ganesha was sore, but what an honour it was to be flattened by a god!
How often have I said, you can’t trust a midget? Well, just this once, but take it to heart.
I was rooting for the lava.
Inman needs to narrate this one
and finish with the Ludacris Cam…….
Why every man needs to learn early on how to punch with the left hand, too.
I was kind of hoping for a crocodile, but okay.
First fish was below the legal size limit.
I thought that only happened in movies.
and CGI
It’s a practiced move.
If the opponent doesn’t flip his weight when she spins (watch it), the move will snap your opponent’s neck.
It wouldn’t snap shit, but he did the flip, obviously.
8 lbs. of force to break a bone.
You’d be amazed how easily you snap.
Scripted/choreographed combat
Yeah, but most of your practice is.
The moves are designed to disable or kill.
Can’t be doing that to your practice mates.
On the plus side, you learn how to respond if the move is used on you.
There is a whole course on how to respond to and neutralize common police holds.
I wonder if that is why they have shifted to a more “body check” format…
Acceptance exam for the Great Khaan’s Security Service, the GKSS.
He lifts her up lol
thou must use the HHG of Antioch in these situations.
Consult the Book of Armaments!
Must be in Caerbannog.
LOOK AT THE BONES!!
This only happens in movies…
Call me a Ship of the Desert one more time!
guess the honeymoon is over
Nah, camel was set up on a blind date and was trying to backing out
It’s a practiced move.
If the opponent doesn’t flip his weight when she spins (watch it), the move will snap your opponent’s neck.
She wanted to neck before foreplay
When first travelling in the US or Canada, always be mindful of the North American bitch.
also known a Karen
That guy deserved it and more. Do any of you have Mom’s, wives or daughters?
My women aren’t in staged videos.
It’s funny ’cause it wasn’t me.
And just like that little Johnny learned what a vasectomy was gonna feel like
Mexican Circumcision……
This is what the next generation did because they didn’t know how to drink from the hose. They are traumatized now.
Will immediately go into theRapy, suffer from PTSD for years, and enjoy golden showers for many more. Thanks Libtard mom and dad.
Smart kids always got the second drink
..other driver arrested for A&B……
A gif of Adam Schiff’s kid?
AOC tries to think while eating.
Never give your cat Red Bull.
Red Bull Nip