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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:27 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:32 pm

Think he got more branch than he could swing

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:27 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:57 pm

Are they lubing up the vase because the Sec of Transpo has this guy on call?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Off my Lawn
June 21, 2024 3:11 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 22, 2024 5:34 pm

Lube his arm. Pour in a bunch of seltzer water. Shake the jug.

H2O
H2O
  The True Nolan
June 22, 2024 8:52 pm

feed him two 8oz steaks, then have his girlfriend whisper kinky stuff in his ear while raising the vase overhead – most of the blood in his body ought to drain from his arm by that point.

or just be a man buy the vase and whack it off once you get outside. (whack it off … hahahhahaha).

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:27 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 12:37 pm

The moment Minh’s fledgling delivery service died.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 2:00 pm

Don’t worry, in a thousand years archeologists will glue them back together and they will be priceless.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:28 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:28 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:35 pm

This is what my head feels like after working in the heat all day and then sleep in the house my wife keeps at 70

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:28 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:29 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:36 pm

Nice, but I don’t know if that would keep out this hard ass Texas wind

Anonymous
Anonymous
  a9racer
June 22, 2024 9:52 am

or the Missouri mosquito

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 21, 2024 11:29 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:29 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:30 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:30 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 22, 2024 9:56 am

so because he’s a dumbass and can’t sit on a stool properly we are denying his workman’s comp claim for the broken ankles…and he’s white and appears to be a male so…yeah good luck, the patriarchy will take care of you.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:30 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:04 pm

Man, the Friday Fail competition sure gets competitive near the (Special) Olympics.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:00 pm

nice to see normal little boy antics instead of zombies sitting in front of a game station

Based and Informed
Based and Informed
  Anonymous
June 21, 2024 8:05 pm

Oh look the ting that should be in the special olympics, special cock sucking competition.

Tigger
Tigger
  Anonymous
June 22, 2024 6:39 am

Agreed outside in the fresh air and he won’t do that again.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:31 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:05 pm

Who’s a Good Boy!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:31 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:31 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:32 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 22, 2024 1:41 pm

Uh-Oh…DUI…..

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:32 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:07 pm

Of course, the signs are racist, they are only in engwish

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:33 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:33 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:08 pm

maffs hard

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:33 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:09 pm

a true olympian

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Off my Lawn
June 24, 2024 12:32 am

Gotta start somewhere.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:33 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:34 am

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:52 am

TAINTED!

Peace, L.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Lucretius
June 21, 2024 2:10 pm

taint nutten butt a tang.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:34 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:43 pm

Probably didn’t eve hurt until he hit the lane markers at the end.

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 21, 2024 11:34 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
June 23, 2024 7:00 am

Gorgeous

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:35 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:35 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 1:59 pm

Yes. I’ve seen Larry Bird do it.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:12 pm

Sports Ball!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:35 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:12 pm

Hey you, outta my pool!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Rise Up
Rise Up
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Rise Up
June 22, 2024 6:44 am

Perfection but AI.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
June 22, 2024 1:23 pm

Still nice to look at

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
June 23, 2024 2:48 am

Seinfeld ignored the man hands.
I ignore the AI hands.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
June 23, 2024 7:04 am

AI knows how to make a terrific derrière

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
June 21, 2024 5:54 pm

I want thatdog!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:04 pm

dog that thinks hes a cat

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
June 21, 2024 12:46 pm

Fanta-see.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 2:15 pm

Life is nothing but a….

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 22, 2024 1:47 pm

Barney was glad he ate the extra helping of beans…….

TheCommish
TheCommish
  nkit
June 23, 2024 2:55 pm

JATO

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:36 am

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
June 22, 2024 1:47 pm

When Washers attack…..

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:37 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:16 pm

That’s what I call efficient.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
June 21, 2024 5:57 pm

Fed Ex guy should’ve just tripped and/or pushed the scumbag into the house

Matman
Matman
  Jackie Puppet
June 22, 2024 1:48 pm

He would have lost his job for doing the right thing……

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:38 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:38 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:38 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:39 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:39 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:48 pm

Volleyball girls can be brutal. Both my daughters were hardcore VB.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:39 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:40 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:40 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:21 pm

They did say last week to practice your perpendicular parking.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Off my Lawn
June 21, 2024 3:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:41 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 21, 2024 8:00 pm

OMG!
How useful!

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  fujigm
June 24, 2024 12:40 am

But, but…I don’t have a Lassie book!!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:41 am

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
June 21, 2024 2:22 pm

Isn’t that what greyhounds do before the ‘main event’?

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:42 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:42 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
June 21, 2024 6:01 pm

I was hoping he’d fly off the side of the road a second later!

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:43 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 21, 2024 12:52 pm

Works in the movies.

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:43 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:51 pm

Hahahahahaha! That look…

nkit
nkit
June 21, 2024 11:44 am

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 21, 2024 11:51 pm

Genius

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