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Их хаан
Их хаан
June 21, 2024 4:42 pm

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Их хаан
Их хаан
June 21, 2024 4:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:42 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:12 pm

You get what you tolerate …

VOWG
VOWG
  Anthony Aaron
June 22, 2024 5:56 am

There are actually people who think America will survive such insanity. I don’t think so.

Tigger
Tigger
  VOWG
June 22, 2024 10:56 am

A storm is brewing!!!!

Их хаан
Их хаан
June 21, 2024 4:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:43 pm

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Их хаан
Их хаан
June 21, 2024 4:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2024 7:10 am

Very nice

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:44 pm

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eraser
eraser
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 6:10 am

The pavement apes are exhausting the shit out of me. Nobody even watched this nonsense until the white girl showed up.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:53 pm

Belly button flair ain’t adding anything

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
June 22, 2024 2:47 am

Baubles never do.
But women love them…

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  YourAverageJoe
June 24, 2024 4:50 am

Yep. gross.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2024 6:01 am

Excellent hip to waist ratio

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:45 pm

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GNL
GNL
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:50 pm

The one above is nice but, this one’s nicer. 🙂

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:46 pm

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H2O
H2O
  YourAverageJoe
June 22, 2024 7:38 pm

the only shot one need take
is the one that involves
windage & elevation.

Buffalo Gal
Buffalo Gal
  H2O
June 23, 2024 8:06 pm

You forgot to add “Mrs. Langdon”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:46 pm

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mdalien
mdalien
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 10:06 am

Not prison-hangings

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:46 pm

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Dane
Dane
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:57 pm

I wish I would have been there at that time. I would have tackled them as hard as I could, taken the paint sprayer from them, bashed them in the face with it, then spray all the paint on them while they are laying and bleeding 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dane
June 21, 2024 6:08 pm

Or you could find out who they are and do that to them on some random Teusday.

Dane
Dane
  Anonymous
June 21, 2024 6:29 pm

Yeah but then I would probably get in trouble. Harder for the news to hide the reason for me hurting someone if I wait til they arent doing it. If I got in trouble for hurting them when they actually committed the act, hopefully it will get reported, and most of the populace would be on my side.

fujigm
fujigm
  Dane
June 22, 2024 2:49 am

Do you realize how little the amount of paint inhalation is needed to kill someone?

It could be an “accident”…

Anon
Anon
  fujigm
June 24, 2024 6:30 am

It was orange-dyed flour

Bruce
Bruce
  Dane
June 22, 2024 1:34 pm

You do realize that’s in England, right?

H2O
H2O
  Dane
June 22, 2024 7:45 pm

happy Limey protestants provoking people, big deal.
hurting someone that isn’t immediately about to hurt you or someone near you brings a whole metric fk ton of karmic bitch slappin’ your way – probably something you don’t need.
the cosmos with settle with these fkwits, so no need to lose sleep over some paint, friend.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dane
June 21, 2024 11:01 pm

Give them lots of boosters.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:47 pm

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anonymous 2
anonymous 2
  YourAverageJoe
June 22, 2024 10:22 am

The use of the word “fossil fuels” to imply a limited supply of something that is quite abundant (and not from dinosaur fossils) suggests the marketing and finance guys were in on it before the scientists.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 8:38 pm

Never, since they’re owned by the left.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 11:03 pm

Jews own them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 9:09 pm

actually the leftist fake media is leading them around by their nose rings

H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 7:50 pm

Woods ought to know who owns the corp media, and who owns the owners.
so why spout this stupidity; what does he think is going to change ?
it’s like saying “when will the sun stop rising in the east”.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:48 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:48 pm

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Matman
Matman
  YourAverageJoe
June 27, 2024 1:24 pm

and then Adam went back to Mommy’s basement……….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:48 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 7:47 pm

Which one?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 9:10 pm

don’t forget diseases also (and yet, not one was required to take the jab)
are you awake yet???

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:49 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 5:17 pm

… mine, too — and it had zero censorship, zero agendas … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
June 21, 2024 9:21 pm

In the military, I’m the one who did the cards.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 11:08 pm

Remember microfiche?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:49 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  YourAverageJoe
June 24, 2024 3:05 pm

It infuriated me – it’s child abuse.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 8:42 pm

How do I know when a woman is subtly signaling she’s interested?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2024 6:11 am

Yum

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 8:43 pm

How do I know when a woman is subtly signaling she’s not interested?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:50 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2024 4:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:51 pm

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Ned
Ned
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 7:11 pm

The only way I could tolerate listening to Barry was understanding that the truth was always exactly the opposite of what he said.

H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
June 22, 2024 8:00 pm

say what?

isn’t trump still telling the world how he saved people’s lives with the vax ?

is trump telling migrants they’ll get a free green card when they complete at least a two year diploma in the usa ?

to borrow YAJ’s meme: there are two types people – those who see this and laugh, and those who don’t question it.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  USA Cowboy
June 26, 2024 12:02 am

Teleprompter in chief, no dative talent.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2024 6:18 am

Beauty with a booty

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:54 pm

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RogerP
RogerP
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:54 pm

Actually, I don’t think it was our choices.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:58 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
June 27, 2024 1:28 pm

Wow, Target is going even further Left!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:59 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:17 pm

I shall now commence my weekly efforts at weakening y’all, by spreading yellow fever throughout the FF Empire !!!
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:18 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:21 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:24 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:25 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:25 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:25 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:26 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:27 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:38 pm

An interesting slant on things

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 23, 2024 8:20 pm

Why only 2 dv’s ???

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
June 24, 2024 2:15 am

Exempted !!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anonymous
June 24, 2024 2:32 am

It was I ^
I’m signed in, back to normal . . .

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:27 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:28 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:28 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:29 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:30 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:30 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:37 pm

I ain’t done with you heathens yet !!!
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:39 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:40 pm

Assigned seating that I wish for !!!
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:43 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:41 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:42 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:44 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:44 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:46 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:46 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:48 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:49 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 21, 2024 5:49 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 23, 2024 4:23 pm

My dual down voter must absolutely get to work, and finish its job !!!
Come back tomorrow and dv again.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 23, 2024 8:18 pm

Congrats to my triple downvoter, I tell ya what. I’m gonna down vote my own posts, seems like such FUN !!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 23, 2024 8:23 pm

Hell, I know what I’ll do now, I can open up Brave and dv my ladies there too, 5 downvotes now !!!

Cornynholio, Yellow Fever et al
Cornynholio, Yellow Fever et al
  Texas Khaan
June 24, 2024 2:12 am

I down voted my own ladies 3 times, so what now ?

Чинггис Хаан & Их Хаан
Чинггис Хаан & Их Хаан
  Cornynholio, Yellow Fever et al
June 24, 2024 2:24 am

So now its seven !!!
Maybe we should DV every post on FF, one has succeeded when one obtains a down vote.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Nocte_Volens
June 23, 2024 10:29 pm

Lolita…

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:41 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:42 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:43 pm

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Nocte_Volens
June 24, 2024 7:14 am

Now THAT is an Asian hottie

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Nocte_Volens
June 23, 2024 10:30 pm

just gorgeous…thanks

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
June 21, 2024 5:45 pm

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