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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:42 pm

. . . Let’s just say it could be worse. Speaking of worse, I’m increasing your taxes.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 6:03 pm

And why did they crop his dad out of the picture?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:50 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:29 pm

Yeah, nobody remembers that Ron Paul and every Libertarian candidate has supported this too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:05 pm

So they end the income tax, cutting, what, $2-$3 Trillion of government revenue?

Do you think the government is just going to go without?
“Yay! No income tax!”
“Why is butter $65 per pound?”
Derp.

RogerP
RogerP
  Anonymous
June 21, 2024 6:23 pm

They could lay off 90% of the bureaucracy, end welfare, and close all military bases outside the US. Just a thought.

RogerP
RogerP
  RogerP
June 21, 2024 6:28 pm

I forgot, abolish the FBI, NIH, CDC, Public Radio, and the Department of Education.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  RogerP
June 21, 2024 8:56 pm

That’s all?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Retirednottired
June 23, 2024 9:39 am

It’s a long list. At my shop we work on California Dept of Forestry, Bureau Of Land Management, and U.S. Forest Service fire trucks. Eliminate the Fed fire depts and turn the land back over to the states to stop the overlap of responsibility of fire fighting.

a9racer
a9racer
  Anonymous
June 22, 2024 8:09 am

It ain’t “government revenue”, skippy. That’s our money. That we earned. The government should have no claim to any of it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  a9racer
June 22, 2024 10:27 pm

technically it’s their money unless you are working for something other than federal reserve notes

Stupidfucks
Stupidfucks
  Anonymous
June 22, 2024 9:06 am

Derp, says the faggot

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
June 22, 2024 4:18 pm

When Leviathan doesn’t have $2-3 trillion to spend, they don’t.

Derp.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
June 24, 2024 5:39 pm

You work in DC, don’t you?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:48 pm

Well, we know which one’s the female.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:58 pm

Oh, my favourite: fish and Chip!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:59 pm

Don’t be so cynical. Maybe he has a great personality.

MadMan
MadMan
  Bob P
June 21, 2024 9:28 pm

Personalititties

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:01 pm

Oh, that means you’re shit out of luck.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:05 pm

Asked why his troops wore yarmulkes, Arab General Moshe Dayan said, “Report that and you die.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:07 pm

Because I prefer a president who hasn’t showered with his daughter.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 2:57 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 9:07 pm

But, but, Dems told me Trump was a monster!!

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
June 21, 2024 3:07 pm

Last week’s redhead.

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:08 pm

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Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:42 pm

Sorry to complain, but this look significant. Why then post it as
a image file? It is mostly illegible. Is this supposed to be a “fail”?

hammie
hammie
  Anonymous Coward
June 23, 2024 2:25 am

USA Cowboy is notorious for reducing the size of all his posts. I have to use a magnifying glass to see them and then can only read half of them as they have a lot of pixelation from the compression. I think he pays for his internet on a per kilobyte rate or he is using dial-up.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:32 pm

She should be dragged behind a bus.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:23 pm

Dang! i didn’t know a TV was an option!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2024 9:31 am

Sometimes the condom breaks. Ask me how I know.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:10 pm

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Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:18 pm

It’s normal when you just caught a whiff of the diaper.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:33 pm

Oh, and kill lots of other blacks because that is the best way for blacks to celebrate.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
June 21, 2024 9:10 pm

We need more specific days for black holidays.
Not the amorphous history month.
They go beserker on their holidays and kill each other.
C’mon.
We can do this…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:15 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:03 pm

Oh, these young jeehardists, they blow up so fast today, not like when I was young.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:15 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:04 pm

My Doctor thanks you, I on the other hand….
Lets just say not so much.

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2024 6:54 pm

Cracks to the left, cracks to the right…..thanks, I feel better now……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:15 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:12 pm

Well, at least now I don’t have to think of how to explain a black baby.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
June 22, 2024 8:14 am

Dang chocolate milk

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:16 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:16 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2024 6:55 pm

Photo taken from South Central LA……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:18 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:16 pm

Thinking fast, Bret hung his junk out the window so it was henceforth a public part, then asked his wife to oblige him.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:19 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 4:06 pm

I think that number is 68,
You do me and I will owe you one.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 3:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 21, 2024 5:20 pm

At age 68, I tell my wife, “Just twelve more years till we get to snuggle!” and she curses.

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