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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 10:45 am

OK, I can’t stand it.

Would the wretch of a Gollum DVtard do us the (granted, not expected) courtesy of explaining? BTW, I don’t own a TV and have never seen the show, but understand it’s an American institution that means a great deal to many, including our mostly intelligent, well-read host, TBP Admin; so, I’m not a fan, who’s offended that someone could possibly DV the most incisive wisdom of all time from the oracle of idjitvision.

I fully intend to sit here and die of curiosity if you, fucktard dickface, do not explain your pissy, nitpicky, friendless, persnickety, sourpuss, glass-half-empty, unimaginative, powerless termite shithead response, especially to such an utter non-issue. How fucking lonely are you, you feckless, purposeless fart in the air-conditioning? Immediately mail Quin a check for five bucks to cover the cost of providing you with a respite from your chronic desolation.

You fetid cunt on a roadkill possum.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 11:54 am

you’re a fucking loser – hahahahahahahaha!!!

La Centrale Scruigi
La Centrale Scruigi
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 3:32 pm

Whoa who whoa whoa who whoa……whoa!

You’re losing it over DVs?
I can totally see why.
I heard, at the end of the years on this site?
Jim gives out cash prizes to the top three most upvoted and the bottom three most downvoted comments of the year.

Cash!
Money!
Prizes!

[Just kidding]

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 6:19 pm

You have established the maximum number of mRNA-boosters one can tolerate, as your incoherent psycho-babble indicates an over-dose.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  10ffgrid
June 16, 2024 6:43 pm

You’ve overdosed on hyphens.

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 10:24 pm

What precisely is your point of contention ? . Is it that you find it 100% impossible to glean even a modicum of wisdom or understanding from anything emanating from the tele screen , ever, at all ,under any circumstance ? I could be way off base in supposing that , but frankly your unhinged diatribe was pretty cryptic in my humble opinion , so it was honestly hard to tell . I contend that there is value that can be attained from the boob tube, all in proper moderation and discretion , it is but another tool, inanimate , a-moral in and of itself ,for anyone with real discernment to take way the good and take notice but not be overtaken psychologically/ spiritually ( psychospiritually ) by the bad . A morality tsle , warts and all . Never watched The Soprano’s myself but I consider The Godfather trilogy to be a masterpiece . Shakespeare, Tolstoy , didn’t just write about the good . I’m probably missing the whole plot here so apologies if that is the case .

justanotherday
justanotherday
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 8:42 pm

Shouldn’t diss your mom like that. She did birth you, you know.
Even though you were not wanted.

Bart
Bart
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 8:40 am

Scumbag you much?

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 9:51 am

A downvote can just mean that the commenter disagrees with a statement. Y’all all act like a downvote means FOAD, or KMA, or STFU. Sheesh, enough with the whining, snowflake. Grow a tougher skin.

T4C
T4C
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 7:33 pm
B_MC
B_MC
June 16, 2024 10:21 am

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bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
June 16, 2024 10:44 am

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KaD
KaD
  bidenTouchesKids
June 16, 2024 12:32 pm

Sorry I wasn’t able to pick it up and WIPE MY ASS WITH IT

B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 10:54 am

And now I think of my daddy, he wore these kind of shoes

And after all this time I think I know him

I’d like to say I love him but the time has passed away

What are the words I can say

What are the words I can say

My Father’s Shoes – Leon Russell

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
June 16, 2024 11:02 am
Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 6:51 pm

Harry Chapin looked through the lens from the other side … from the POV of the father about his son …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 10:50 am

Breaking: Law Professor that Wrote 1989 Biological Weapons and Antiterrorism Act Provides Affidavit that COVID 19 mRNA nanoparticle injections are Biological Weapons and Weapons of Mass Destruction
https://josephsansone.substack.com/p/breaking-law-professor-that-wrote

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 2:04 pm

Further Darkfield Microscopy On Fluorescent Filaments Coming Out Of C19 Unvaccinated Individuals And The Orange Glowing Facial Spots – Its All Self Assembly Nanotechnology
https://anamihalceamdphd.substack.com/p/further-darkfield-microscopy-on-fluorescent

Purebloods don’t exist.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 6:50 pm

haha… you are such a fukin idiot. do you even know how different types of screening and testing is done on specimen samples or how different microscopes are used?

you are obviously one of the fucktards who was always average in all studies and possibily skimped through a university degree in some b.s. like communications and now you think you can understand what occurs in various advanced subjects like microbiology and chemistry

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 9:58 am

You do realize that it looks as though you’re starting a flame war with yourself, right?

La Centrale Resonaire
La Centrale Resonaire
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 3:41 pm

Resonant fluorescence.

You can see the filaments light emission and fluorescence

Resonance fluorescence is the process in which a two-level atom system interacts with the quantum electromagnetic field if the field is driven at a frequency near to the natural frequency of the atom.[1]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resonance_fluorescence

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 12:38 am

Arrest Fauxci, the CDC, and Government Agency people who pushed this on the world!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 10:51 am

#BanAssaultAzaleas

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 10:52 am

– Hypnotizes you into demanding more of it

Bauls
Bauls
  Administrator
June 18, 2024 2:29 am

No offense but the bottom looks lik the top one, which never happens at the store. Also inflation does not exist somehow. Let’s go Brandon, he gonna fix everything next time, or something. Wish there was anyone to pretend vote for, never had one in my lifetime, doubt ever wil

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 11:04 am

Fill up . . . and shut up.

The marriage tension needle is clearly pointing to Defcon 1.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 11:21 am
Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Administrator
June 16, 2024 11:51 am

Well thats one thing we’ve definitely got in spades in present day Murika .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Framius Ridiculousus
June 17, 2024 12:43 am

With all the bullshit flying out from the chickenshit mainstream media America should be looking like the Garden of Eden after a good spring shower!

T4C
T4C
June 16, 2024 1:48 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
June 16, 2024 1:53 pm

Another Boeing Plane Plunges Mid-Flight, Comes Just 400ft to Pacific Ocean

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Biden to Welcome 1.1 MILLION Illegal Aliens Under New Amnesty Plan

T4C
T4C
June 16, 2024 2:23 pm
Suds
Suds
  T4C
June 16, 2024 3:06 pm

Wonderful video there, nurse!

nkit
nkit
June 16, 2024 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 16, 2024 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 16, 2024 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 16, 2024 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 16, 2024 2:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 16, 2024 3:51 pm

Write my congressman to ban assault screwdrivers?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 16, 2024 6:57 pm

So … she pried out her front tooth with a screwdriver … and then used that tooth to carve her message of love for her father in the side of the car …

Priceless …

justanotherday
justanotherday
  nkit
June 16, 2024 8:53 pm

cry, take the screwdriver from her, give her a hug and gently send her inside, then stick the screwdriver into the eye socket of the first libtard i can find.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  justanotherday
June 17, 2024 12:40 am

That’s not a screwdriver, it’s a prychisel. Duh.

Peace, L.

Scott
Scott
  nkit
June 16, 2024 10:06 pm

Clear coat the car.

La Centrale Scruigi
La Centrale Scruigi
June 16, 2024 3:28 pm

I wish there was a Joe Biden PEZ dispenser.

We could call it: PEZident Joey.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  La Centrale Scruigi
June 16, 2024 3:50 pm

were, not was

La Centrale Resonaire
La Centrale Resonaire
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 4:11 pm

Either is correct fucken cunt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  La Centrale Resonaire
June 16, 2024 5:43 pm

No, it’s not. Were is correct. It is not an argument. Unlike science, grammar is settled.

Cunt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 16, 2024 4:15 pm

SEATTLE, WA — Local man Harry Bonds had chopped his balls off and changed his name to “Maxxine” to avoid the draft, only to find out that women will now be drafted and all his efforts were for naught.

Man Who Transitioned To Woman Just To Avoid The Draft Feeling Pretty Foolish About Now | Babylon Bee

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Anonymous
Anonymous
June 16, 2024 4:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 5:44 pm

Actually, many of those women are quite masculine.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 6:59 pm

Actually, in today’s democrat-world, many of those “women” are MEN.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 11:08 pm

Failure to be feminine is not even close to being masculine.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 12:43 am

Sorry, you misspelled fugly .

Peace, L.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 12:51 am

Yea, the libturd democrap ones!

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 10:39 pm

This is an old descriptive I made up to describe this particular situation : ” man made in the image of woman ” . See the little guy with the blue sashe there ?, he is nothing more than a woman’s fashion accessory , total cuck . Man is made in the image of God , by God , THE FATHER .

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 16, 2024 4:37 pm

It’s universally understood that money influences politics.
No one would disagree with that premise.

Until you bring up that jewish groups such as AIPAC put millions into the pockets of every one of our politicians.

Then all of a sudden it’s complicated…

@Apolitical

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 6:58 pm

It cost JFK his life … and likely RFK, too … but, not to worry — LBJ had all of that investigation dropped as soon as he took over after JFK’s assassination.

MAGA Melania Welcomes Gay Dads
MAGA Melania Welcomes Gay Dads
June 16, 2024 4:47 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  MAGA Melania Welcomes Gay Dads
June 16, 2024 6:55 pm

Trump is sure as shit just a ‘lip service’ con-man. You will see as many arrests in a second term as you did the first term.

Leah
Leah
June 16, 2024 10:11 pm

This was hard. Sleepy, Dopey (AOC), Grumpy, and The Less You Know tied. Plenty of close seconds.