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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 7:59 am

How many surgeries?

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:44 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 6:19 am

O good I was wondering about our conflicting bulges.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:46 pm

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Broken Az
Broken Az
  nkit
June 14, 2024 9:23 pm

how much co2 is added to drinks and lost to global warming. i have been worried now for a few minutes.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 6:23 am

Flat earfers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:48 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 6:30 am

Morbid yet satisfying. Reminds me of shooting coons in the attic.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 6:31 am

Joe take a look at my art collection.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:48 pm

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GuitarmanFL
GuitarmanFL
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:10 pm

No french fries

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 5:30 pm

All packaged food; they can’t cook.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 6:59 pm

All fake foods … owner is likely morbidly obese, too …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
June 14, 2024 10:14 pm

Morbidly obese do not organize that well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 15, 2024 3:18 pm

Morbidly obese do not have a fridge that small…

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 8:25 pm

no bacon.

Kyd Shelleen
Kyd Shelleen
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 8:40 am

Where is the beer?

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:49 pm

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anonymous
anonymous
June 14, 2024 3:49 pm

It should be pointed out that Texas Khan is a subversive actor on this blog.

His constant attempts to stir up “yellow fever” in the readers is an attempt to normalize the activities of the Chinese within our nation.

To the extent that you lust after the Asian women he offers up, is the same extent to which you will be weakened and will attempt to excuse Chinese activities within the USA and to be ambivalent about the threats to Taiwan, the Philippines, Korea, Japan, and other countries in Asia. It will also prevent you from properly assessing the threats that China poses to Canada (and then to us), as well as the issues in Africa and other developing countries, as well as in Latin America (Panama Canal, anyone?).

If you doubt this, why don’t you ask Eric Swalwell how these things work. Or ask the recently deceased Diane Feinstein, who had a spy-chauffer. Or “Cocaine” Mitch McConnell who has an active agent of the Chinese as his wife. And then there is the Bidens. Who knows why these people have always and continuously acted against the interests of the citizens of the USA.

Additionally, you should be aware that Texas Khan is laughing his ass off at you mouth-breathers, in that he knows that a significant portion of you are pulling your puds every Friday to not only beautiful Asian women, but also to an admixture of lady-boys who pass as women due to copious makeup and their delicate Asian bone structure.

Mankind has known for centuries that Lust blinds. Many of you are blinded by your lusts. Texas Khan is only one of many on this blog that are both blinding you, and attempting to lead you where you do not want to go.

Seriously, would you be so quick to follow a bot named “Massachusetts Khan,” or “San Francisco Khan?”

Get real, and take a good look around.

OMP
OMP
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 3:55 pm

Tell us more, full diaper.
No, on 2nd thought, just go away.
You stink.

At least TK has the balls to post a tag name, and he even put up a picture of himself.
-More than we can say for you, glowie coward.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  OMP
June 14, 2024 8:02 pm

Here Here!…….nameless cowards!….

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Obbledy
June 16, 2024 3:37 am

Where? – Where?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  OMP
June 14, 2024 10:11 pm

post a “name tag” = hahahahahahaha! YOU ARE AN IMBECILE!!!

GuitarmanFL
GuitarmanFL
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 4:12 pm

FU! and FJB!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 4:14 pm

OMG, I have been outed, by an “anon” a non entity. This bot has made me LMAO and ROFL too. Aren’t you really Benjamin?

fujigm
fujigm
  Texas Khaan
June 15, 2024 3:10 pm

The jig is up, Khaan.
I knew something was off when you posted that pic and I saw you were a roundeye.
Now we have confirmation from unnamed sources.
Your hot asian ladies will be sequestered to my harddrive as your cover story is in shambles.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  fujigm
June 15, 2024 4:13 pm

Oh, c’mon man can’t I get some credit for having a few percent of east Asian ancestors. Most likely a member of the Mongol horde was responsible.

a9racer
a9racer
  Texas Khaan
June 16, 2024 7:03 pm

Next, we’ll find out you ain’t really from Texas. The true Texas Coalition here will be one less.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 5:01 pm

thanks for the stupidest thing I have read today.

Conspicuously absent, Your diatribe?
Conspicuously absent, Your diatribe?
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 5:14 pm
Retirednottired
Retirednottired

Oh, shut the fuck up, will you? You two are both Lefty Commie lunatics.

2 + 2 =...
2 + 2 =...
  Retirednottired
June 15, 2024 7:03 am

…Whateva u wanna make of it?

“Oh, shut the fuck up, will you? You two are both Lefty Commie lunatics.”

Based and Informed
Based and Informed

So answer me… Were you born retarded or did you get dropped on your head as an infant?

You are such a pussy mother fucker.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 5:33 pm

None of those women are Chinese…are they?

Dane
Dane
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 5:42 pm

I think you are the subversive actor. The people calling out racist and sexist and homophobe and all this and that are the biggest culprits. You think looking at a hot chinese chick is gonna make me excuse the evil global cult that is controlling their government and everyone else’s? Sounds like you need another booster, the election variant is coming soon.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Dane
June 14, 2024 8:03 pm

Well…..that ONE did look like it had something extra in its bikini……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 6:09 pm

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eraser
eraser
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 7:49 pm

Says the khazarian bot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  eraser
June 14, 2024 11:39 pm

It’s always them, Boo Boo

Lucretius
Lucretius
  anonymous
June 15, 2024 12:01 am

Anyhole, FOAD. I don’t share Kahn’s taste in women, but I can scroll right on by, no harm no foul! Some are very pretty in the face but I’m not attracted to zipper heads, that and they all look like CHILDREN! My daughters are 40 and 42 this year, I love them with all of my black little heart. I don’t look at children THAT way .

Grow up and pick a name.

Peace, L.

TX Ballistic
TX Ballistic
  anonymous
June 15, 2024 12:09 am

Moron, you realize that Mongolia is a country? Contending that his posts are Chinese subversion by displaying Mongolian women is so idiotic I am almost speechless. You point out other Asian countries that are threatened by China, so I assume that you understand that Asia is not a country. So, your assessment is that by luring us with Mongolian women, it would make us susceptible to falling victim to Chinese spies? I guess we shouldn’t look at white women, it makes us susceptible to Russian, Ukrainian, and German spies.

Insulting all of the readers by calling us “Mouth-breathers,” is not a winning strategy to get people on your side.

His handle is “Texas” because he lives in Texas. CA is from Colorado. Bob is from Canada, though it is not in handle. Most of us are proud of where we are from. You are so ashamed that you did not even create a handle.

My guess is that you are an infantile, Marxist troll pretending to be ultra right to stir up shit. If you are truly this ignorant, scratch that, Stupid, I will respect your right to free speech, respect his.

Oh, and in conclusion FU and FJB.

fujigm
fujigm
  anonymous
June 15, 2024 3:15 pm

It should be pointed out that Texas Khan is a subversive actor on this blog.

Whoa!
Thanks for the heads up, bruh!
Alll those hot asian ladies were slowly leading me to acceptance of Chinese activities in the US and abroad (that I have no control over and is basicacally sold by US politicians).
But wait!
Does that mean that all the hot latinas I pine for are merely seducing me to accept .gov payments to non-citizens from the global south that are streaming into our country?
OMG. I need to keep my lust in check.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  fujigm
June 15, 2024 4:18 pm

Maybe I’ll branch out, and add smokin’ hot Latinas to my repertoire.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Texas Khaan
June 16, 2024 7:10 am

All good! Any good horde knows the men are toast and the women are the spoils!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anonymous
June 16, 2024 7:37 pm

So apparently my favorite Chinese massage therapist (code name Jie) is planting subversive thoughts in my mind through her broken English. I’m going to have to watch out-when she asks if I want ‘hot stones’– it must mean she’s asking me for details on the Los Alamitos armory contents…..’Hot towel ok?’ must translate as ‘give me the gate code for USMC Camp Pendelton’. When she’s massaging my feet and smiling at me that must be a subliminal signal to run away with her to Quingdao after I’ve given her the blueprints to San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant. Whew–almost got roped in by a modern day Chinese Ethel Rosenberg!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:50 pm

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Broken Az
Broken Az
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 9:33 pm

i have a cast B25 that was made from a jap propeller on Guam during the war. my Corsair broke many years ago.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:50 pm

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hammie
hammie
June 14, 2024 3:50 pm

I don’t understand what half of the items are that were posted today.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hammie
June 14, 2024 10:12 pm

because you are dumb, but the good news is acceptance is the first step

hammie
hammie
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 5:24 am

Off is where you should be pissing.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:51 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 5:34 pm

How about just stupid?

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:52 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
June 14, 2024 3:52 pm

Hey, it’s almost 4PM, where is Bob P.?

Suds
Suds
  Retirednottired
June 14, 2024 5:55 pm

Higher priorities most likely called, R/NR.
I was out of town last Friday, and had other stuff to attend to.
It happens. Summer is ramping up fast.

Maybe BP needed to take the Missus on a well deserved vacation,
where no web browsing was allowed.

Somebody’s got to make his sandwiches for him.
I trust he’ll be back, with commentary like none other.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
June 14, 2024 9:34 pm

Likely. But the sad fact is, most of us here could keel over at any moment, and the rest of us might never know, since we are old and scattered all over the continent (world, actually), and most of us, nobody else here even knows our real name. A bit morbid, yeah, it’s been one of those days.

Suds
Suds
  Retirednottired
June 14, 2024 11:45 pm

Yea, but know that Admin keeps tabs on when the communications go dark.
Concerned, but respectful of personal choices. Reluctantly hoping sad news will not come to fruition.
It’s happened before, and it is unfortunately going to happen again.
AWD, El Coyote, Cow Doc, and a few more.
Gone but not forgotten.
Remembered fondly.
RIP, good men. RIP.
Salutations!

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 15, 2024 11:22 am

Sadly us old boys aren’t going to live forever, maybe we have seen the best of it. I hope not for the youngsters.
When Bob P is not about we just have to up our game! being retired helps but even so, some weeks the time just runs away……….

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  Retirednottired
June 16, 2024 7:53 am

Maybe he ran outta things to say and is just trolling? Hahaha ha! Ha

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  jimfromafar
June 17, 2024 4:54 pm

Hard to believe Bob P. will ever run out of things to say….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 8:17 am

Mrs. Jason Statham – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
June 16, 2024 8:58 pm

Damn! I think I just got a bit aroused

a9racer
a9racer
  a9racer
June 16, 2024 8:59 pm

We desolate continents!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:57 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 15, 2024 4:48 pm

I must be broken, my needle has never moved my entire life

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 7:36 am

Or that’s how many give a fucks we have left. There went the last one.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:57 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:17 am

Hey! Anyhole fags, the above pic is not my bag, too skinny and blatantly gratuitous for my taste. Guess what, I scrolled right by, didn’t hurt at all!

Peace, L.

fujigm
fujigm
  Lucretius
June 15, 2024 3:22 pm

Good deal.
I’ll cover the slack.
Good on yer, Luke.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 8:19 am

That’s a very brief Brief

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:58 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:05 pm

Hard to feel sorry for the cops when the same NYPD has no problem arresting homeowners for evicting squatters!

fujigm
fujigm
  Jackie Puppet
June 15, 2024 3:23 pm

Nope.
Just replace “police officer” in any story with “government jackboot” and see how it affects your emotional response.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 3:58 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
June 15, 2024 12:22 am

Lots of Cuntswaylows? (Consuelo) = Mexican hooker with no legs.

Mexican hooker with a runny nose = FULL!

Peace, L.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 8:06 am

Lots off snail trails.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:59 pm

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anonymous
anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 5:05 pm

DID YOU NOT READ THE POST DIRECTLY ABOVE THIS ONE? DID YOU? YOU PUT IT THERE? READ IT! READ IT!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 6:04 pm

I like Sam. Just to remind you and all, what I post is to be funny, sexy, entertainment, nostalgia, or informative.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  anonymous
June 14, 2024 9:21 pm

The thing is, y’see, you cannot tell one “anonymous” from another. So the only choice is to tell all of you lazy bastards to fuck off. It’s not so hard to pick a name, so if you want to be separated from the pack of “anons,” PICK ONE, DAMMIT!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
June 14, 2024 10:24 pm

We don’t know who you are. Put your picture up.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Anonymous
June 16, 2024 3:46 am

You first.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
June 17, 2024 4:57 pm

Avatars are not part of the commenting package.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:00 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 7:04 pm

You mean like TheFauci did to the beagles in his lab?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anthony Aaron
June 14, 2024 9:22 pm

Yeah, but this fucker deserves it, the dogs did not.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 3:27 pm

Dude, he wears eyeliner!
It’s like the first ring around the bullseye…
And there’s 2, so you don’t have to huff the 1000m to swap your tatget after yopur first group.
Just sayin’….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:02 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:29 am

Seriously? ONLY 200 incidents since 1998? Pikers .

Peace, L.

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 7:43 am

How do I get assaulted? But not by slick Willie cause they get arkansided.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 4:03 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
June 15, 2024 12:34 am

and make the great outdoors smell like ghettopotomus douche, El Paso! I’m a natural born killer with a fly swatter ( and a .45) !

Peace, L.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:03 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:04 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:05 pm

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:20 pm

…and the “investigation” is being handled personally by the equally illegitimate AG.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 3:49 am

Here in AZ…………………………. crickets.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 4:06 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  nkit
June 16, 2024 8:09 am

Trick ?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:06 pm

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GuitarmanFL
GuitarmanFL
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 6:48 pm

Wow…I could see my lips as I approach

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:07 pm

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Suds
Suds
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 5:58 pm

That’s a very nice outfit you have there, Missy.
Whoa.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:08 pm

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jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 8:13 am

Naw TWFYSU

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 6:44 pm

For questioning the greatest election crime in US history.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 3:32 pm

The FBI will SHIELD a known child molester….

FIFY

jimfromafar
jimfromafar
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 8:19 am

But they’ll go after his gun crime to cover his molestation charges. Then maybe his molestation charges to cover the whole family’s bribes and treason!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 8:35 am

Gorgeous

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:10 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:39 am

She looks hungry! Seriously.

Peace, L.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:11 pm

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Broken Az
Broken Az
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 9:43 pm

we are a family of pure bloods

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:11 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 3:35 pm

You know, date rape drugs can be used to incapacitate anyone, like say unpopular politicians at a dinner party.
Then they may be effortlessly swayed to the wrong vehicle and spirited away to anonymous demise is a convenient desert or wooded locale.
Just sayin’…

Disclaimer: for entertainment purposes only.

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
June 15, 2024 6:20 pm

Now, that’s entertainment!!!

Bauls
Bauls
  fujigm
June 16, 2024 1:10 am

Think you ment recreational use, but I’m not here to judge