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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:39 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:40 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:40 pm

Um, No

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

No rope. Great documentary: “Free Solo” if you have not seen it.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
June 14, 2024 9:37 pm

Basic story.
Boy climbs rocks.
Boy gets sponsorship and cool van to drive to rocks.
Boy gets girlfriend.
Girlfriend tries to get boy to not climb rocks; too dangerous.
Boy says “Chill out, don’t steal my dreams”.
Does boy let girl steal his dreams?
Does girl get dumped so boy can follow his dreams?
I’ll have to wait for the followup movie…

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
June 14, 2024 11:52 pm

Fuck her and leave her. Women aren’t going extinct, are they??? Oceans are full of ’em, I’m told..

Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
June 15, 2024 1:28 am

That story line sounds like a classic case of vag-logic- It’s ALL about ME and my feewings! Perform monkey! Get your own sammich.

Peace, L.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:37 pm

Maybe a great documentary, but I have no respect, zero, for guys who free climb. I used to climb when I was younger, and my son and grandkids still do — but unless you are a crazy person, you do not needlessly risk your life. Free climbers are in the same class as heroin users. You get the rush, but it is not a matter of IF you are killing yourself, it is just a matter of when you will succeed.

fujigm
fujigm
  The True Nolan
June 14, 2024 9:41 pm

It’s a throwback sport, like free diving, to a time when there wasn’t gear to climb the highest mountains or dive the deep.
It requires a greater degree of stamina and physical endurance.
It has an appeal to a lot of folks.
But it’s definitely not for everybody.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:40 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:41 pm

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Ursel Doran
Ursel Doran
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:18 pm

Guns do not kill people, just as knifes forks and spoons do not cause obesity.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:25 pm

There were 2 slogans when I was growing up that are still true today: When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns’ Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

True then … true today …

Tigger
Tigger
  Anthony Aaron
June 15, 2024 8:57 am

And it was ever so!

FaithfulDawgOLazarus
FaithfulDawgOLazarus
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 12:39 pm

May I ask – What happened in 1993, which caused ‘gun violence’ to drop?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 7:02 pm

Hitler RELAXED gun laws for Germans. The only bans were for the perfidious kikes.

Suds
Suds
June 14, 2024 2:41 pm

wakey-wakey

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:41 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:41 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 9:00 am

New man is hired at a building site. Every day he arrives in a top-spec Mercedes. The other builders are wondering how he could afford it and start hassling the foreman thinking he must be getting better pay. After a few days of hassle the foreman decides to ask him what the story is.
Foreman: How can you afford that car?
New man: I’m a gambler. I’d gamble on two flies going up a wall if I thought I’d make money.
Foreman: But how can you make money? Surely you must lose every now and then?
New man: Nope! I always make money. I’ll take a bet with you right now than in two weeks you’ll have constipation and white dots on your arse. €200, what do you say?
So the foreman takes the bet. And he’s careful. He uses the double velvet toilet role, has an extra scrub in the shower, makes sure he isn’t sitting on any dodgy surfaces. After the fortnight is up he goes to collect his money.
New man: I have to check don’t I? Can’t just take your word for it.
The foreman isn’t pleased, but he wants the €200 so he allows an inspection. The new guy uses a trowel to part the arse cheeks while he is investigating. After an inspection he agrees there is no constipation and no white dots so he pays up the €200 as agreed.
Foreman: How do you make money??!! Taking a stupid bet like that. How the fuck does that work?
New man: I didn’t tell you this, but I took a bet with every man on the site I’d have your arse on a trowel today…

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:41 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:42 pm

Suds
Suds
June 14, 2024 2:42 pm

sage advice.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
June 15, 2024 9:04 am

1-01-1

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:42 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:43 pm

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Bruce
Bruce
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 5:04 pm

Why is she smelling her fingers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bruce
June 16, 2024 7:08 pm

She’s covering her lips so potential lip-readers can’t tell what she’s saying.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:43 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:44 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:44 pm

Arrowshot
Arrowshot
  nkit
June 14, 2024 5:25 pm

Way past time to bring them all home!

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

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Suds
Suds
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

What Florida has been doing to Edmonton the last 3 games.

It’s now just a short matter of time B4 we see Lord Stanley paraded around a rink.

But…will it be in Alberta, or in the Sunshine State after game 5?

Predictions?

Stick a fork in the Oilers. They’re done. Cats gonna spoil game 4 for the home crowd.

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H2O
H2O
  Suds
June 14, 2024 10:02 pm

Steve Inman:
And here we see our boy Sparky being held up by the neighbourhood bully-cat, he parries right, followed by a head fake to the left and a doe-see-doe cowabunga to the chrome dome for a factory default reset to the bully cat and he’s outta here !

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:45 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:46 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:46 pm

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Lucretius
Lucretius
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 1:40 am

She sounds nice, but I’d like a front view before ‘committing.

Peace, L.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lucretius
June 16, 2024 6:40 pm

Gar-on-tee that’s a woman who does not speak, read or write English.

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:47 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:47 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:48 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:48 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 6:06 pm

Finally, the Hardcore Porn has arrived!

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 9:10 am

I’ll raise you…………

1-59

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:48 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:49 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:49 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:50 pm

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 15, 2024 9:12 am

Feelgood moment.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:50 pm

Who remembers

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Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 3:58 pm

My favorite mouseketeer crush

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jimmy Shabimmel
June 14, 2024 5:59 pm

Mine, too.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 4:46 pm

She was the first love for so many of US guys in the ’50s … she grew more beautiful as she aged … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 16, 2024 6:48 am

Ahhh…Annette Funicello

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:50 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:51 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 1:52 pm

That’s totally unfair for biden

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:51 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:52 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:53 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:54 pm

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:54 pm

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
June 15, 2024 9:15 am

Some funnies there.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:55 pm

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 14, 2024 2:56 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
June 15, 2024 9:20 am

sarah

nkit
nkit
June 14, 2024 2:56 pm

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