WASHINGTON, D.C. — After being ordered to report for incarceration on July 1 following a failed attempt to remain free during the appeal process, former Trump White House advisor Steve Bannon admitted that he was looking forward to a hot shower, shave, and clean clothes in prison.
The conservative firebrand was ordered by a federal judge to report to prison next month to serve a four-month sentence for contempt of Congress, which will allow Bannon the long-awaited opportunity to bathe, comb his hair, and have his clothing laundered for the first time in years.
“Honestly, I could use a wash,” Bannon reportedly told his attorney after the judge’s order was given. “Though I adamantly maintain my innocence and point out that other people have done the same thing and were not sent to prison, I’d be remiss if I didn’t concede that having a hot shower, a shave, and a change of clothes didn’t sound appealing. I hear I’ll even get three hot meals a day while I’m there. I guess being sent to prison does have its upside.”
Those closest to Bannon said this may be a good thing for him. “He’s a great guy,” one insider said. “Spending time behind bars might help him actually look presentable for once. You’ve seen him, right? Scruffy whiskers… unkempt hair… I don’t know the last time he washed that green jacket he wears all the time. I think he sleeps in it. Anyway, we might see a whole new Steve Bannon when he gets out.”
At publishing time, Bannon had reportedly told friends that he was even more excited to report for his prison sentence after learning inmates get free haircuts.
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Another fucking actor in the stupid American political theater. Just like Trump and the rest of the actors. Another fake trial and non existent fake verdict and sentence. The men behind the curtain are getting desperate for script material.
Think we wanna admit that Everything is F&G ?
So Bannon and Navarro are doing jail time as part of some performance they’re a part of?
These guys are really committed to their roles!
“Another fucking actor in the stupid American political theater”
^ IMO, spot on.
Is Bannon actually looking out from behind bars? Who gives a rats? I’ve read the “appeals” process, whatever, he, like Trump will not be looking out from behind bars. Each of these people share a similar scenario as Hunter , appeals, whatever, Hunter is not going to be looking out behind bars either. Different subject, O’ Hannity is eaten up with the BDS, lol, Biden Derangement Syndrome for both Biden idiots Hunter and Joe. “he bought a gun and lied he is a dope head”. Ooh the freaking biased hypocrisies! Can we imagine how many people with concealed handgun license or that purchased firearms via FFL lied on the question that basically asks have you ever used marijuana or any other “illicit” drug. “No, I tried weed but I did not inhale”. Remember ole Bill Clinton’s comment? What an idiot. Seriously my question would be answered, likely mucho have “lied”.
“Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me, where is sanity?…
I’d love to change the world
But I don’t know what to do…”
https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858507037/
Different subject, while there are many arguments the “meaning” of the lyrics , it is very much established truth ,” Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me, where is sanity?”
Savage AF
I always enjoy your comments.
you also like monkey-faced hags in makeup
so….
He should give the middle finger and fly off to friendlier lands.
Why serve time in a country that assures you ain’t leaning incarceration alive.
Nearly passed a spaghetti through me nose.
Looking at him makes me think he has the hygiene and B.O. of Michael Moore.
I despise that bastard.
Bannon is beyond being scruffy. But then looks is not everything so “they” say.
I knew some stinky people from California that were into the idea one does not shower or bathe often, some kind of cult idea, and certainly not once a day! because doing so washed skin cells away or some such nonsense. If a person is taking a bathe in boiling water that might be a point on the skin cells. Needless to say BO stinks.
The boomer look, high school , the all american look then later, the Peter Fonda rebellious look in the clothes and hair.
Old Joe’s daughter might become his Pen Pal, writing 3 or 4 letters a day just to keep him occupied. Bonus for her: more salacious material for her diary.
…poor Steve, he’s finally about to have an active sex life.