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Well fellow FFers, it’s that time again. And this week it seems we’ve already arrived at our destination for the best start to any weekend, TBP’s Friday Fail.
Let the madness ensue!
Where the HECK did you get that picture?
She is NO Snow White. And fucking midgets all day isn’t going to satisfy your real needs.
Key takeaway point is:
“… and all his money”
(Says it all, doesn’t it?)
Well sweetie, you just aren’t cut out for harem life, I wouldn’t mind a having a redhead around, patriarchy is The Great Khaan’s way of life.
The stupid naivite emanates off this ignorant creature like a million suns.
Daddy wasn’t areound, and zero Christian religion. no surprise she was abused
by “Older men in the house”
OMFG, it’s satire, FFS. She’s brilliant. She’s a Scot, too, doing a flawless American ditz. Her other stuff is hysterical, too, such as historical and literary characters reading their hate mail.
Well, honey, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. If you don’t want to play, just leave and I’ll play with her myself.
BOB P IN THE HOUSE!!!
Exclusive pictures of Joe Biden’s birth!
Nah, Kamala in a position to earn her position.
Hey Bob, you have THREE of them this week! You weren’t even here last week, and still you increase!
Trying to figure out what’s truly wrong with the Republicans.
They are investigating in the correct orifice . . .
They are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa?
Bear Lite™
Nice red!
The fish too…..
Couldn’t agree more.
Stunning – what’s not to like about her?
She has one terrible flaw: she’s spoken for.
Hey, I’m from Canada, so the idea of global warming is quite attractive. Too bad it’s all horseshit.
Fuck alla you goddamned snowbacks, dogsledding over the great undefended northern border at night, doing all of our American hockey goaltending jobs for peanuts under the table.
Our Canadians are better than their Canadiens!
GO PANTHERS!!
Bow tie for the win.
Go Panthers!!!!!
Oh yeah,,,
Worry not, my empty-headed buffoon. I’m sure the fourth covid shot–and the follow-up dose of embalming fluid–will cure you permanently.
Just like George Floyd, who’s been sober for years now.
Also, white supremacist cops haven’t harassed him for years.
If she unbuttons her pants, her front butt will explode outwards like a coiled spring under pressure. Could cause a fatality if anyone is standing in front of her.
Gunt tsunami…..
Dang! Bob’s negger is back and brought another negger!!
sounds like my dear departed sister.
Condolences.
So sorry to read that.
May she rest in peace, and may you find the peace you need to overcome your grief and anger.
He maybe ought to keep a little anger alive at the scum who talked his loved one into leaping from the ledge.
Keep taking it, it’s good for you.(sarc)
Funny.
I have no sarcasm when I encourage them and say that.
A friend of mine told me she was going to get it after I told her not to, saying she “has to” because of her autoimmune issues. I didn’t talk to her for three years because I would have been thinking about her imminent demise, and I finally talked to her the other day. She said she was fine after the first one, but after the second one she was out of work for 6 months. She admits it’s a bioweapon, yet she still thinks her mother is better off since she got the jab.
just thinning the herd
Excuse me, sir. I’m paying a visit to the prosecutor, judge, prosecution witnesses, and DOJ advisers involved in the Trump conviction, and I want to ask if you give a discount on bulk cremations?
“Well, that depends on how much Jerky you buy, don’t it fella?”
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There’s never been a case of junk bacon, so what do you think?
‘junk bacon’ is another name for Spam … which is also pork …
I love fried Spamalope!!
I just bought a couple cans of Spam “with real Hormel bacon” last week.
No question, Bacon!
Is that bacon or one of the 4 elements?
Still looking for that elusive 5th Element
Well, she’s doing her best to not be ‘…found.’
A hole in w-w-what the fuck
Great movie.
Concur.
Mengalors look and act a bit like …I can’t seem to place it…..
Use dark side of the spoon to open.
Starting a Friday Fail tunes, let’s see if this works: (this happened to be playing on the radio when I popped into the hardware store earlier, looking to buy a standard 5/32″ drill bit)
Was a fun trip down memory lane. Was rocking out to this:
Could be mounted to any mountain bike, and as of yet is it still running off wall AC. Need a project box for the amp, something that can be waterproofed.
Better images:
And finally, the amp that needs the project box (and perhaps lighting control switches, particularly On/Off):
The battery/mount present uses standard DeWalt 18-20v batteries (aftermarket one in photo). Also can turbo charge my phone. Will eventually power all the auxiliary lights and the amp.
I broke the DC power input and couldn’t figure a way to direct solder the amp. Was only $16, vice clamp works for prototype testing.
Drink until Brain Damage.
Or Comfortably Numb.
I never get comfortably numb with beer; I just get full. If I want that feeling, I have to drink had liquor.
Yeah,
I had liquor, too.
But I drank it.
The Great Keg in the Sky
Any Flavor You Like
Closed eyes…easy meat
wrong album
But… they all sound the same lol
Blasphemer
I can’t even listen to them anymore.
They just creep me out.
Aerosmith, too.
I just can’t…
If that’s Ryan O’Neal, he’s had all of the hotties from Leigh Taylor Young to Jacqueline Bisset to Farrah and way more.
I don’t get it.
I tried, but it just doesn’t click.
The refernce is lost on me too, and I usually get it.
Oh well.
Just be good and you’ll get it for Christmas …
you’re talking
I think that gay shit should be at the centre of the LGBTQFUCKOFF flag.
For the win!
Revelation 2:9 “I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and [I know] the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but [are] the synagogue of Satan.”
Revelation 3:9 “Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.”
The Pritzker family smells money and is knee deep in the whole t-movement … from the lifelong meds to the clinics that do the actual destruction of healthy young bodies …
There needs to be a whole new level of hell for these folks …
(((The Pritzker family))), a bunch of Ukrainian derived weirdos.
Just remember, when they circumcise the boy, the rabbi proceeds to suck the dick to take the blood away.
Every Aspect of the LGBTQ Movement is jewish:
https://www.gtvflyers.com/every-single-aspect-of-the-lgbtq-movement-is-jewish/
Shouldn’t that be smeared on a cock?
Well, to be honest, it sounds like there’s no horseshit you won’t swallow.
Cardboard comes from a tree. How can you think I would ask a tree to give its life so I can eat? What kind of monster are you?
And breathing oxygen means drowning single-celled yeast in your lungs, you selfish, heartless human scourge, undeserving of life.
“Fruitarians” will only eat fruit that have already fallen from the tree or plant, and are therefore already dead. No lie, look it up.
Yeah, a big fat ribeye. It is healthier for you than rabbit food.
But Wouldn’t Warlords Take Over?
https://mises.org/mises-daily/wouldnt-warlords-take-over
So what?
Even if warlords took over, at least you could choose your warlord (kind of free market-y).
Don’t like your warlord?
Choose one of his enemies…
Well, OK – as long as no warlord forces me to choose him . . .
Oil I ask is for you to shut the hell up.
Everyone certainly wishes you would quit posting
Projection, pal.
Let’s take a vote.
Bob P continue posting = Up
You leaving and never coming back = Down.
Let’s find out who “Everyone” is…
That’s rich coming from the paint by numbers starving artist
Still haven’t got your period?
He’s got enlarged ovaries.
Vax?
You got the “rich” part right, but fell on your tampon about “starving”
You aren’t very good at this.
Be a good little asshole and run along now.
You’re a fucking pussy cunt.
What a dreadful deformity. That makes three, like a bowling ball.
Sand in the Vagina Again?
Life can be cruel…
Not true.
I don’t.
That’s not very inclusive of you for leaving me out.
And quite inequitable…
Who’s “everyone”? Apparently many upvote Bob P.
BTW, your sentence is missing its period . . . are you post-menopausal, too?
Only the ones that are pussies
I would just punch those cunts in the face. We need to stop coddling these fucking eco-terrorists.
Glue both of their hands to the wall first, then tie a tightly fitted, oil derived, non biodegradeable plastic bag over their moronic heads !!!
Can’t stop oil. The earth is constantly making it in large quantities.
Deep Hot Biosphere
But race is a social construct, all cultures are equal, and diversity, equity and inclusion are the law, so . . .
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.. Animal Farm (1945)
So all white Essex cops are non-protected? It’s open season!
Essex police have now been deemed non-protected. Fuck those cunts.
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The Dagmar bumper:
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=4ce04de13f7e18f6&q=biggest+dagmar+bumpers&uds=ADvngMgNG4qWEcyOv6mZ7d9R1NXiAI0haHHjTK8cGtWP_B-RxRp5PzBQTWtXkpPyK5jMSohP9l7t7nHHOp8Ni4X13jRSx7G66qPtH2n7VaKeiyAWDTkeyoGnxPX9FxxWBs2NqDUTZOvbJMUr5_3ZuM1zrDFOgqzyfUFBoVJk8DmmIltzOyT-ooCHDFrdNhKFohnhkd1WEN0FqiKy3fyTBBeD_JVdxDYMqqduXaxbJIot7GWpW8d0JjsMGaJimAl0NkHIIwzL_sUh16-J9OqgbvYWdSEebKMICcQcVoi4rZEcaFNgSesRiuw9S8BAhh7vrRPyl4DhfrLCgrGaqSmlYT-YTx1qNmYCvA&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjxwd-IksqGAxUHk4kEHc3TAzcQtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=1163&bih=501&dpr=1.65
Breastmobile. Unsafe at any speed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagmar_(actress)
Probably got the same thing in Germany, which would explain why the cop that got stabbed went after the wrong guy.
“We”
Social Just-Us
Show us on this doll where Hillary’s reelection team touched you, honey.
Darwin, meet Dar-lose (Or is it “Duh-lose?).
Hey! This is family entertainment here. Any picture with a cock and pussy should be strictly forbidden.
So Puritanical, I thought Kanukistanees were more Europeon.
Isn’t Bob an imported Yank?
Born in Canada. Mostly raised and educated in US. Live in Canada.
So, your entire life has been lose-lose?
Hi, my mane is Bob P and I’m a Canukaholic.
I was born into Caknucklehead family that thought ‘Murican edjumakation made the best comedy for drunk Canukians.
Hahahhahahhaha !
The Tinfoil Skirts would be an awsum name for a consortium of chicks who get it.
They could wear matching silver lamé berets, too, with foil-like ridges sewn in.
Fact check: false.
Russians see Ukrainian conscripts either lying dead in a ditch or as smithereens, courtesy of the brain-dead and heartless devils in charge of the Biden administration.
The intelligent few Ukie’s join forces with their Russian brethren.
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“When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence. They can’t ever be voted out of existence.”― Larken Rose
Irish Democracy in a nutshell.
Simply refuse to be a part of the lies and threats.
Tell us to fuck off, they’re doing it anyway?
Probably release some pathogen to which only they have the antidote.
The Credulity Strain
DATING COACH: Also, try losing a hundred pounds or so and consider wearing a mask at all times to hide that face.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace%20voodoo
Trick question: none. She has his money. They will split the mansion evenly, though: he’ll keep the outside half.
Consider yourself lucky they stole the election from you, otherwise assassination was the treatment of choice.
That man is doing everything he can to get young people back into the trades.
There is such a lack of young people that wont do these kinds of jobs it is crazy. I was talking with a guy at a bar that owns a land surveying company. If someone just gets hired, he pays them an hourly wage that is about 45k/yr, and they train you how to do the job. If they get really good, they are making double that after a few years.
Mike Rowe is one of the best commentators for shows and Dirty Jobs is a great show.
A national treasure.
I was a Land Surveyor for the first six years after High School – One of the best jobs I ever had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfBmizHxJec
It’s a crazy world!
Now, there’s an app for that on iTools. One cellphone or tablet: no more heavy tool chests.
Readily available on Ebay …. no joke!
They offer a metric hammer, too.
My cock is still 25, but my physique is twice that. She’s bisexual, though, so she’ll love my man tits.
Customer service rep of the year.
I get to lick the dolls!
You would, Bob. That’s one of the reasons we appreciate you so…
Now Mrs P would react ‘…as she usually does,’ I take it?
(No wonder you are as you are after all these years.)
Love it!
I have a birthday coming up and that’s the cake I want.
Spare me the sugar and just deliver the honeys.
Wow, that is an even shorter bus than I rode!
Enjoy the day/weekend everyone!
It’s probably a buck a cube nowadays. Thank you, Federal Reserve!
And, after you make me a sandwich, report to my bed.
In JOTC they taught jungle navigation by leaving your rations at a cache point. If you didn’t find it, you didn’t eat.
If you want to teach someone something important, make sure the payoff is worth the effort.
I just did it, because it is not that hard, but yet half of my BNOC class failed what I mastered as 19YO PFC.
Fuck off, or there’ll be another bulk cremation tonight.
And when the Bird FLU…. the boolits flew too…
As a result:
Hey, how come FF only has pictures of naked goats this month?
Camels never wanted to be “ships of the desert” but you know goats can only contain so much.
Let’s have some crude puns.
Talk about gushing barrels.
I’d like to pump that.
Won’t be no dry hole there.
I’d like to finger her flange.
Hope there won’t be no natural gas.
I need to drill that!
She has a very beautiful face.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_cone_bit
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Llorca With Lady Bird – My precious thing (Rollercone vocal mix)
https://rollercone.bandcamp.com/
Eco-sustainable blow dryer
She wouldn’t have an over-the-shoulder boulder holder without oil!!…..sheeesh…
Don’t be insulted. Maybe he just doesn’t date ugly women.
Looks are only a social construct.
Or maybe he’s a pole smoker…
Or maybe he’s an alpha Chad from Proxima Poontauri and she’s now on his Rolodex at position 327 for future drought relief.
A fine collection.
eenie,meenie,mynee moe….what a collection of cute feet!
what can i complete this poem with that rhymes with moe…?
Blow?
Flow?
No?
Wait…
. . . I got it; TOE!
It’s Friday, we are well past the Hump on that camel
Ho!
When you finally realize you shouldn’t have fucked Joe Biden.
He is pretty handsy, you might probably didn’t have a choice in the matter
And my cousin……
Read the book ‘Our Crowd’ by Stephen Birmingham about the old-line jewish investment bankers in NYC … and how they’d intermarry even 1st cousins and nieces to keep the money in the family.
Same shit … just different head gear …
Everybody has seen horseradish, that there thang appears to be a ponypotato 😉
That is sadly the truth. I had a customer who had three skinny, dwarf, retarded children. They looked like the house elves from Harry Potter. I can’t say that the parents were related, but three house-elf retards? It was just weird. Weird and sad.
SMDH
Today AOC was overheard asking, “Are black babies fat because their mothers produce chocolate milk?”
That sounds like deeper, more abstract deductive reasoning than A.ddledxandria O.ccluded-C.ognition is equipped for.
Entirely believable.
As soon as your back is turned they take everything they can reach.
Have no fear, that black lab only wants to bury it’s bone.
After which it’ll never be back.
A dangerous proposition in Thailand, but if it works out well…
At 70 plus that’s a hard pass from me.
You mean soft pass?
Well it’s been a while, that much is true!
A man’s erectile (dys)function is a canary in a coalmine of his cardiovascular system. There are many things one may do to reverse things.
I never heard em say ” You’ll go Deaf doing that!… I think that’s what I didn’t hear…
Raw
What do 50,000 battered women have in common?
They just won’t listen….
Done. You look delicious.
Before my Jurassic-era crank fires up the flux capacitor in the DeLorean to go back to the future, is she even legal? Outside of Mexico, or Arabia, that is?
My thought exactly.
She looks 12.
Right in Pedo Joe’s wheelhouse.
Don’t bother voting at all. It only encourages them, and convinces sheep that we have no choice. https://www.lewrockwell.com/?s=non-voting
“The truth is, one who seeks to achieve freedom by petitioning those in power to give it to him has already failed, regardless of the response.To beg for the blessing of “authority” is to accept that the choice is the master’s alone to make, which means that the person is already, by definition, a slave.”― Larken Rose
Larken’s got a point, stipulated.
But – and it’s a big butt – if ENOUGH only…
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. .
…
. . .
. . . . . never mind.
The journey of a thousand voting sheep begins with a single refuser.
I think people are happy to be slaves.
Strange mix of truly ignorant and those that are WILLFULLY ignorant……
one is a pro-active ignorance,the other is a true ignorance that’s circular…..you don’t know what you don’t know and because it doesn’t affect you(it does)you see no reason to change…….there I go again….sorry,sorry ……everybody have a GREAT weekend……love the posts!!!….
@ Tigger:
Or at least they’re conditioned to be.
“Politics: the art of using euphemisms, lies, emotionalism and fear-mongering to dupe average people into accepting–or even demanding–their own enslavement.” ― Larken Rose
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/2978257.Larken_Rose
Let’s just move voting day to the same week as tax day.
Odd that they are about as far removed from each other on the calendar as possible…