FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years.
“Help me out Jill, I’m having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here,” the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. “Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!”
The President was then seen shuffling off in the middle of the ceremony, led by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who is a real doctor.
“This was a moving and completely on-purpose gesture from the President,” said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a statement. “Biden loaded his drawers with dookie in solidarity with the thousands of German and Allied soldiers who also likely did the same thing on D-Day. That’s how much the President cares about our veterans.”
Sources say Biden was quickly cleaned up by a crew of staffers who are specially trained for the task. “We are proud of Biden and his unwavering commitment to identifying with the struggles of our nation’s heroes,” concluded Jean-Pierre.
At publishing time, Biden had returned to the ceremony and quickly gone to sleep in solidarity with the honored dead.
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He literally took a dump on the memory of everyone who died on d day.
I’m surprised he wasn’t constantly looking at his watch. But then again he left early to scrape the crap outta his pants.
I don’t think they let him wear a watch anymore.
I doubt not having a watch would keep him from looking, just out of habit. When it’s nap time, it is time for ice cream and a nap.
Fitting………….a USURPER-PEDOPHILE……… supposed “leader of the free world” shitting his pants ………..at a WAR REMEMBRANCE ceremony in front of the entire world.
Under democrat party rule (tyranny)………….AMERICA is the laughingstock of the world.
Sound up!
It’s an absolute disgrace, and Biden’s incontinence is the smallest part of it.
yeah you larfin stok under your Trump geezer too
This satanic sock puppet could not be a more appropriate representation of this (once glorious) country given the times in which we all are being forced to endure. Ozzy Osborne nailed it … ‘satan laughing spread his wings’
Now, that’s some funny shit.
The smell is not so funny, especially for the Navy Corpsman who has to change his diaper and wipe his ass.
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1798751570781250000
What is really screwed up is they won’t replace him with his VP because they know she is worse than he is.
omg! what was i sucked into?
Once again the Babylon Bee strays from satire into real news reporting. My money is that it happened…
We need them to add sound, just be accurate of course.
Jill Biden… what a despicable woman to let this man beclown himself, over and over and over, in front of the entire world.
She doesnt clean up after this piece of shit !
They got nigger/lackeys to clean this FILTHY PEDOPHILE FUCK.
This sack of pus needs trenched.
This is the quote that gives it away:
“led by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who is a real doctor.”
Yeah, Ed.D, Doctor of Education from the University of Delaware.
IMHO the “real doctor” was the best joke of the article.
Dr. Evil = Doktor Jill
This guy has got to go. 25th Amendment.