‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn’t A Bad Run,’ Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven

Via The Babylon Bee

HEAVEN — Watching as the last vestige of the nation he helped found crumbled, George Washington sighed and remarked that America still had gone on a pretty solid two-hundred-fifty year run.

“Not bad, gentleman,” said Washington to a few other Founding Fathers. “It’s sad to see it end, but we had a pretty epic couple of centuries there.”

As the United States breathed its last, Washington opined on what he and the other Fathers could have done differently. “Maybe we should have added a few more instructions, like, ‘No, seriously, you can’t infringe on the Bill of Rights, you jackwagons,” said Washington. “Perhaps a few notes on the absolute need to teach Judeo-Christian morality, not allowing anti-Christian cultists to have power, or the President needing a few functioning neurons. Oh, well. Hindsight and all that.”

At publishing time, Washington had reportedly consoled himself by remembering that he wouldn’t have to spend eternity with the people who’d destroyed his nation.

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Anonymous on my work phone
Anonymous on my work phone
June 2, 2024 3:27 pm

I don’t think old GW would have used or even recognized the made up portmanteau of “Judeo-Christian”.

GCE
GCE
  Anonymous on my work phone
June 2, 2024 6:17 pm

The last time I checked my Baptismal Certificate, didn’t see anywhere the words Judeo- Christian? It does say Roman Catholic. Hmmm, sounds like the small hatters are trying to say we are the same….. Yeah no.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GCE
June 2, 2024 8:16 pm

“Helleno-Christian.”

Our culture is built on the embracing of The New Testament, and the wisdom
of The Classical Greek Teachings.

Framius Ridiculousus
Framius Ridiculousus
  Colorado Artist
June 2, 2024 8:42 pm

Why not Greco Christian ? Nah kidding , I totally agree , Jesus and Aristotle are pretty much my “go to guys ” .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 4, 2024 5:55 am

The New Testament is how the Western world has been infiltrated and the precepts of Communism have been normalized.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GCE
June 2, 2024 9:32 pm

Damn, you get papers when you get sprinkled?

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 2, 2024 3:37 pm

Great rock band , lost in the sea of grunge.

Warrior Soul -Children of the Winter – YouTube

This fight’s for you and me
in the land of the free
The rock minority against hypocrisy

They crucify our words
but they don’t understand
We wan’t a better world and a share of our land
They point at us……. but we’re their children
We fight because ….they thaught us to be free

The land where our fathers died
the land of the pilgrims pride
Forced us to decide
if we stand or if we hide

Belive in me
we’ll fight forever
Until we’re free
We’ll fight together

oh , ya
come on down
Children of the winter
walk into the springtime

Biff Tannenbaum
Biff Tannenbaum
June 2, 2024 4:23 pm

I believe we are at the stage in a judeo-bolshevik coup, described by Yuri Bezmenov, as the CRISIS>NORMALIZATION phase. Be prepared for mass blood shed orchestrated by jewish agent provocateurs and their zogbot lackeys in state police forces.

k31
k31
  Biff Tannenbaum
June 2, 2024 4:57 pm

Freemasonry is the method Jews have used to control the police.

kiwi
kiwi
  k31
June 2, 2024 9:09 pm

and the military and academia and just about everything

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
June 3, 2024 12:16 pm

Nah, money out of thin air is the method.
FIFY

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
June 4, 2024 5:53 am

Christianity is the mechanism Jews have used to influence, undermine, and lead the Western world to multicultural Communism’s doorstep.

Ursel Doran
Ursel Doran
June 2, 2024 4:42 pm

Excellent article has a deep dive into hard assets. Gold / Copper & share markets for them.
We believe gold prices could rise significantly in the coming decade as long-term imbalances inevitably apply considerable upward pressure on the metal.  The multitude of macro drivers supporting the onset of another gold cycle is truly remarkable. Amplified by the prevailing skepticism surrounding the metal, we are arguably experiencing the most important time in gold’s history.”
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4696977-the-rise-of-hard-assets?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
June 2, 2024 9:51 pm

Actually it was a good run. If you think of some of the technological advances, things like electricity, film, gas powered motors, hydraulics, micro processing, railroads, flight, you’d be hard pressed to come up with a better period for human life.

Nothing lasts forever and really, if you think about it at all, we listened to almost none of the Founders advice during that time period and instead disregarded almost everything, so it wasn’t like it was ever really in practice for more than a decade or two.

I’m amazed it’s lasted this long.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
June 2, 2024 10:04 pm

Two dates come to me.

  1. 1913; LEGAISLATIVE ELECTION OF SENATORS AMENDMENT.
  2. 1913; FEDARAL RESERVE ALLEGADLLY INSTALLED.
  3. 1933: CURRENCY ELIMITNATED.
Brutus
Brutus
  lamont cranston
June 3, 2024 1:15 am

2008: an African elected president.

Z-La
Z-La
June 3, 2024 7:33 am

While the predatory capitalists were increasing their earnings while purposefully depleting those of the workers and any semblance of bargaining power thereof, the elites were ensuring their children were ‘fit’ to rule through higher education while implementing curriculum to align with the Frankfurt School and other factions in dumbing down America and in affecting dysfunctional relationships between men and women within the masses, while solidifying their generational wealth through marriage, fortifying their intellectual, academic, legal, judicial, scientific, technocratic, constitutional, agricultural, social and cultural control over the public and the entire domestic realm, extending to foreign policy, thereby ensuring this is a country of, by and for the elites. Don’t expect the people of a country not even trained in understanding or civically administering their ‘own’ constitutional responsibilities, will then fight (for the usurpers of various means) in preserving America in further propping up the said entities.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Z-La
June 3, 2024 8:41 am

Accurate and concise,well said!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Z-La
June 3, 2024 4:50 pm

All done with money created out of thin air.
To fix a problem you must first identify the problem.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 4, 2024 5:58 am

Not a bad run. We waged three or four anti-White genocidal wars against the West and nationalism. Rolled over for history’s worst mass murder in Korea and Vietnam. Shamed the memories of our ancestors.