Klaus Schwab Retires To Spend More Time With His Lizard Family On Planet Zarkon VII

Via The Babylon Bee

DAVOS — An upcoming change of the global guard began today, as longtime leader of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab announced he was retiring to spend more time with his lizard family on the planet Zarkon VII.

Having met many of his important goals in the area of world domination and the destruction of freedom around the world, Schwab made the decision to step down from his throne made of human skulls and return to his homeworld, where he will live out the remainder of his life watching the plans he set in motion on Earth come to fruition.

“It appears my work on this planet is finished,” Schwab hissed. “I am proud of everyzing vee have accomplished here on zis world. Vee have successfully set humanity on a path toward its eventual annihilation. My only regret is that I vill not be here to watch the nations burn down as the humans are diminished to an animalistic state, eating ze bugs and killing for supremacy. Instead, I will return to my home on the planet Zarkon VII, where I will commune with others of my kind. Farewell, people of Earth.”

At publishing time, the World Economic Forum was planning a grand sendoff for Schwab, featuring fireworks, spoken word exhibitions, and battles to the death for sport, after which the Davos elite would bathe in the blood of the slain innocents and watch Schwab board his starship and set off for the loving reception of his lizard family.

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13 Comments
GCE
GCE
May 21, 2024 8:56 pm

A true Dr. Evil. I wish him and Soros to be reunited with his father, Lucyfer. Deus Vult!

k31
k31
  GCE
May 21, 2024 10:32 pm

He will be. I don’t think there is any coming back from that kind of depravity.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  GCE
May 21, 2024 11:26 pm

Inshallah

anonomouse
anonomouse
May 21, 2024 9:20 pm

Don’t get too excited. They will replace him with someone 100X worse.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  anonomouse
May 21, 2024 11:27 pm

and a tranny.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Aunt Acid
May 21, 2024 11:38 pm

Or someone less obviously evil. Someone like Justin Trudeau.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 21, 2024 11:30 pm

We ARE doomed; both the Bee and SOTN are now reporting on concrete objective reality. Think about that a moment, serfs.

Anonydress
Anonydress
May 22, 2024 12:40 am

Schwab the deck old conehead.

Kennyboy
Kennyboy
May 22, 2024 2:26 am

HE ALREADY “KNOWS” WHY HE IS GOING INTO “OBLIVION” FOLKS…SO WHY STAY AROUND FOR “YOU” TO SEE???

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 22, 2024 2:31 am

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Albert
Albert
May 22, 2024 4:05 am

But first, an awards ceremony for some of his enablers like little Anthony Fauci.

Anonymouse
Anonymouse
May 22, 2024 2:31 pm

…that would explain the bugs.