WHAT A SHAME

Sure would be ironic if this vaccine pushing douchebag died suddenly. That would be a damn shame, but it would be another example of the vaccines working.

Stephen Colbert promoting COVID vaccine

“Many of the Republicans polled cited ‘distrust of government’ as a reason to not be vaccinated. They worry the vaccines were produced too quickly. Duh! It was produced quickly because all of science dropped everything because your president wanted them to, and they did everything right with clinical trials! You wouldn’t stand in front of your burning house and tell the Fire Department, ‘Hold on, there, hold on — you fellas got here suspiciously fast.’”STEPHEN COLBERT

“One potential side effect of the coronavirus vaccine is that people are exposed to the idea that government can get things done.” STEPHEN COLBERT

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76 Comments
Melty
Melty
November 29, 2023 10:30 am

Fuck him

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Melty
November 29, 2023 12:28 pm

deeply, viciously, and repeatedly

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Melty
November 29, 2023 1:01 pm

and FJB.

Anothermous
Anothermous
  Aunt Acid
November 29, 2023 2:18 pm

FJB🙏

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Melty
November 29, 2023 1:47 pm

…with a burning log.

Javelin
Javelin
  49%mfer
November 29, 2023 2:57 pm

It’s Christmas season.. a little holiday spirit please. FJB with a burning yule log.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Javelin
November 29, 2023 5:21 pm

That reminds me of a joke from Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling:

A guy whips it out and tells his girl to blow him. She tells him to ask more romantically, so he tells her to blow him . . . in the rain.

Gary
Gary
  Melty
November 29, 2023 2:51 pm

May Stephen Colbert suffer terribly…and then die.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gary
November 29, 2023 3:05 pm

Come on Gary. He is the biggest douche in the universe, but wishing for his death is a little extreme (but not the suffer terribly part)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 5:26 pm

For fame and fortune and ego gratification, he cajoled millions of TV zombies to accept gigadeath depop by suicide. His death would barely cover his debt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 30, 2023 6:08 am

think of it in a different light- think of the sort of people he cajoled…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 3, 2023 12:06 am

Think of the people he has kippled.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Gary
November 29, 2023 7:18 pm

Gary it is a terrible thing to wish Colbert suffer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:33 am

The guy was comic relief on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Now? He is just a douche left wing talking head.

Maybe kids on college campuses and people in airport lounges watch him, but the general pop?
Probably wouldn’t be able to identify him if shown his photo and asked: “Who is this?”
______
Edit add:
That he pushed the dermal bypass on the public?
Justice would be his early death, from the dermal bypasses he received.

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 3:03 pm

I hate to break it to you, but he was probably already a douche left wing talking head if he appeared anywhere with Jon Stewart.

Michelles Smelly Bals
Michelles Smelly Bals
November 29, 2023 10:45 am

The Great Carnac says-
“A Joke, a stroke, and then he croaks” – define colberts career in three actions

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Michelles Smelly Bals
November 29, 2023 4:20 pm

+100 for a reference to The Great Carnac.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
November 29, 2023 5:28 pm

From nearly 38 years ago.

Over forty years ago:

From 1976:

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 8:35 pm

WHen late night T.V. was great.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:12 pm

I dare you to watch this episode, it is worth every minute.
Absolute insanity !!! Dom Deluise, Burt Reynolds, Art Carney guests on Carson show, 9/26/1974.

I was 11 years old then, I recall watching this with my late father, must have been replayed on a Friday or holiday.

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
November 29, 2023 10:48 am

He definitely experimented in college…😮‍💨

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Mushroom Cloud
November 29, 2023 10:53 am

I was hoping it was the vaxx but, alas, he has peritonitis…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl....maybe
November 29, 2023 11:16 am

This study reviewed cases of appendicitis following administration of COVID-19 vaccines reported to VigiBase, the WHO database of individual case safety reports (ICSRs). Three hundred fifty-eight cases were identified, and disproportionate reporting was noted, 

Continues:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34746743/

Warren
Warren
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 2:27 pm

And then there’s this.

PMCID: PMC9097558PMID: 35573556
Gastrointestinal Complications of COVID-19 Vaccines
Monitoring Editor: Alexander Muacevic and John R Adler

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9097558/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl....maybe
November 29, 2023 11:26 am

inflamation

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  Mygirl....maybe
November 29, 2023 2:09 pm

Ya can’t rule out a clot in the appendix vasculature resulting in peritonitis. With that shit anything is possible.

realestatepup
realestatepup
  Steve Z.
November 29, 2023 3:24 pm

Exactly. This causes clotting and sluggish blood. And who knows if that’s even the truth? He could have had a heart attack they just don’t want to say so.

Herc
Herc
  realestatepup
November 29, 2023 7:52 pm

Partner at firm (Vaxxed and every booster available and coved positive 4 times)I work in that wanted me to work from home bc I wasn’t vaccinated had back surgery last week, one day after coughing blood from blood clot now he has to get injections in stomach for 6 months… lucky to be alive…the crazy part is he will still go get next available booster 🙁

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Herc
November 29, 2023 10:39 pm

Remind your associate to keep up to date with all vaxxines and boosters, and that there’s a skeery new variant just emerging in China! or was it India? Haiti? Langley?

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:49 am

Stephen Colbert eh?

Hey Stevo?
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
November 29, 2023 10:52 am

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person rofl.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Gaping sphincter
November 29, 2023 8:36 pm

or a more deserving one. Colbert deserves more of this; as a reminder.

CCRider
CCRider
November 29, 2023 10:52 am

May I offer a song to be played in a continuous loop at his funeral:

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 29, 2023 10:57 am

This is why liberals really need to keep their vaccinations up to date. A jab once a month, just to be safe.

Euddolen
Euddolen
November 29, 2023 11:18 am

Appendicitis has been reported as a potential adverse event after immunization with mRNA-based COVID-19 vaccines, based on trial data,1 adverse event report data,2 and observational data.3 We evaluated the risk of appendicitis after receiving an mRNA COVID-19 vaccination and after diagnosis of SARS-CoV-2 infection compared with the risk of appendicitis in unvaccinated individuals.

Source:
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/2791667

BL
BL
November 29, 2023 11:34 am

Never watched the guy’s show even once. If he dies from the poison he pushed on national TV, I call that justice.

Anothermous
Anothermous
  BL
November 29, 2023 2:20 pm

His petulantly smug face invites fists to punch it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 11:51 am

“Many of us have noted that our loved ones and colleagues have changed. Post- mRNA injection rollout, we notice that people who were highly educated critical thinkers, have become unable to think outside of two simple binaries. We watch in astonishment as formerly sophisticated loved ones and friends regurgitate talking points with no self-awareness. We wonder why there is a sense of something inchoately missing when we sit with a vaccinated or COVID-fearful friend. We cannot fathom what has caused this sea change.”

READ REST:

Has Neuroscience Found the Key to What Caused Zombie Nation? My Foreword to Bombshell New Book, ‘The Indoctrinated Brain’
The Science of Brainwashing
https://naomiwolf.substack.com/p/has-neuroscience-found-the-key-to
.

Of course, if people kept their own counsel, none of this would ever have gone as far. Stop even looking for leaders, humanity. Don’t be a dittohead to any mouthpiece.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde

KJ
KJ
November 29, 2023 12:04 pm

I hate this cocksucker. Fuck him and his floppy ear.

Claude
Claude
November 29, 2023 12:17 pm

Colbert is a classic whore who will get on his knees for any pimp who will pay him enough. If he dies of a VX injury, it would be as poetic as a Greek Tragedy. We could all go to his funeral wearing a shot costume.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Claude
November 29, 2023 1:04 pm

Now that’s funny – hypodermic dancers doinng it New Orleans style.

Please Lord, make it happen, amen.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 29, 2023 12:19 pm

Dead would be a great Christmas present.

beau
beau
November 29, 2023 12:29 pm

believe it, or not has been contacted: the only ANENCEPHALIC to ever survive, he is the poster boy for ananecphalics. medical schools still teach ‘anencephaly is not conducive to living’ and are readying changes to this notion in textbooks with this living anencephalic’s pic.

Anothermous
Anothermous
  beau
November 29, 2023 12:41 pm

ANENCEPHALIC
Excellent word!

Anothermous
Anothermous
  beau
November 29, 2023 2:53 pm

Future Headline:
“Stephen Colbert Contracts Anencephaly From A 5.56 Head Injury.”

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  beau
November 29, 2023 5:50 pm
Ed
Ed
  beau
November 29, 2023 7:44 pm

His wiki page should read, “He is a big waterhead boy”…

{referencing Richard Pryor’s Black Preacher character}

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
November 29, 2023 12:59 pm

Where is the love?
He still has time to repent…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Oldtoad of Green Acres
November 29, 2023 1:07 pm

He needs some of that Hell fire to cleanse his media-whore soul after he encouraged millions of the Lumpen to get injected and also for his calls to refuse medical care for the unvaxxed.

Fuck the miserable scumbag Colbert and FJB

Warren
Warren
  Aunt Acid
November 29, 2023 2:29 pm

Amen to that.

Anon
Anon
  Oldtoad of Green Acres
November 29, 2023 1:16 pm

He can do THAT behind the flames as he writhes on the stake

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Oldtoad of Green Acres
November 30, 2023 10:09 pm

That is true.
But he had better get small after.

zappalives
zappalives
November 29, 2023 1:05 pm

Never seen his “show”.
It has a very punchable face.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  zappalives
November 29, 2023 2:14 pm

Zap,

I have seen his ‘show’ many moons ago, just another smarmy kike fluffer. Ya ain’t missing a thing!

Punchable face? Why yes, after a good ole fashioned Brazilian curb stomp!

Peace, L.

Warren
Warren
  Lucretius
November 29, 2023 2:30 pm

I thought that Colbert was an Irish name, then again so is Maher.

Javelin
Javelin
  Warren
November 29, 2023 3:02 pm

Mark Cuban is a jew.. you can never tell by the name.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Javelin
December 3, 2023 8:45 pm

“We gotta save the whites…unless we think they are jews.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 2:16 pm

Steven, whatever you do, don’t die because that would break my fucking heart.

Warren
Warren
November 29, 2023 2:24 pm

Sorry. But it wouldn’t be a shame, dam or otherwise of he died from that vaxx. It would be a modicum of justice. He shilled hard core for the jab. He probably got some money on the side from big pharma for not just pushing for people to get jabbed but he demonized those of us who refused to be injected with their poison poke. No pfuck him, and good riddance, rot in hell Colbert

.

Ed
Ed
  Warren
November 29, 2023 3:11 pm

I doubt that he ever got the clotshot. He’s the (( type)) who would get a saline shot on camera.

Othermous
Othermous
  Ed
November 29, 2023 3:40 pm

The scorpion always stings the mouth frog.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Warren
November 29, 2023 8:45 pm

Colbert is as funny as an ostomy bag.

walter
walter
November 29, 2023 3:31 pm

Colbert was funny an eon ago then he got ‘da ego’ and started thinking he was relevant, and poof(ter) he was gone!

Othermous
Othermous
November 29, 2023 3:38 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He was mocking Americans who refused the shots.
Now he’s farked.
That is worthy of return fire.

How is it going Stephen?
Starting to feel twinges of doubt?
Not to worry.
Those twinges won’t bother you much longer.
You stupid fucking shill.

Ed
Ed
  Administrator
November 29, 2023 6:38 pm

Read that, Trumptard fuckers. ahaha

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 3, 2023 8:49 pm

Trump sure was funnier than abuelita cankles would have been.

Jana
Jana
November 29, 2023 4:02 pm

This is funny, if only it were true:

JAG Arrests Stephen Colbert

Maybe they need to replace him with a clone, like federman.
“f all information is accurate, JAG got its first Christmas gift Saturday morning when Navy investigators grabbed Colbert after he stepped off the property of his Montclair, New Jersey, home wearing a blue jogging suit and $60,000 Bulgari Flora sunglasses. Colbert reportedly blurted, “What the fu** is this?” as investigators subdued him, snapping handcuffs around his trembling wrists. Colbert was informed his new designation was “detainee” and that he had no rights but might earn some with good behavior. Investigators pushed Colbert into their vehicle and brought him to a processing center in advance of a trip to Guam, our source said.

Colbert, whose eponymous show is seen by 3.9m viewers nightly, is widely viewed as the second most liberal talk show host in the country—Jimmy Kimmel takes top honors. Colbert’s chumminess with top Democrats is legendary. In June 2021, he stoked what Joe Rogan called “mass psychosis” for a skit that featured a dance troupe dressed as vaccine syringes and, in October 2022, joined a Fauci body double (the real Fauci was hanged in April 2022) at a Walgreens for fresh booster shots on live television. Since the plandemic’s inception, Colbert dedicated over 1,750 show hours advocating for clot shots he had never received.”

Are there really $60,000.sunglasses?

Doug
Doug
November 29, 2023 7:41 pm

Imagine that…karma baby!

Ed
Ed
November 29, 2023 7:47 pm

Let’s keep a watch for Colbert on Mark C Miller’s regular celebrity croakers page.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
November 29, 2023 8:16 pm

Karma is a balm for guys like this child rapist.
The ball polisher still wants reinforcements.
He tries so hard to be funny when he doesn’t even know how to read a fucking medical brochure.
Colbert sirloin barbecue coming soon.

Jdog
Jdog
November 29, 2023 10:06 pm

Give me 2 minutes with Steven Colbert and I will make him cry like the fucking pussy he is….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jdog
December 3, 2023 12:10 am

Why on earth would you want to do that?

Francis
Francis
November 30, 2023 3:18 am

KARMA. Bye bye asshole.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 3, 2023 12:14 am

I do not wish ill against Colbert.
He seems a douche.
But he is a paid actor.
People who believe him are the willing dupes in the deal.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 3, 2023 12:21 am

Do you ever wonder if people like Colbert, who helped push the shots, who mocked people for declining the offer, understand the vitriol hurled at them after falling Ill from the shots themselves?

Or do they deny they were injured and pretend to be shocked at the hatred they earned for themselves for pushing an obvious lie to billions?