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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:45 am

Ho’s before bros.

Putting on the foil
Putting on the foil
  Anonymous
November 30, 2023 2:55 pm

Nimarata’s Nimrod

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:46 am

One is a whore Indian.
The other is a taller whore, whom I do not recognize.

GNL
GNL
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 11:34 am

Bruce Jenner

anon a moos
anon a moos
  GNL
November 29, 2023 11:51 am

Bruce would like to remind you DV’rs that hes not a whore.

He has standards

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  anon a moos
November 29, 2023 12:15 pm

He was narried to Kris Jenner, a woman who encouraged her whore of a daughter to release a sex tape to boost her career, and who has encouraged ever one of her daughters to whore themselves out to the media and every black sports star in LA to boost their careers and create more mixed race spawn. He CLEARLY has NO STANDARDS.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  MrLiberty
November 29, 2023 12:18 pm

I guess I forgot the /s

sigh

Anothermous
Anothermous
  anon a moos
November 29, 2023 12:28 pm

He had a ‘standard’.
Now? Not.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Anothermous
November 29, 2023 12:31 pm

Not Anothermous, whatta ya mean?!?

Dirtball is a solid marixt perv standard. Prove me wrong!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
November 30, 2023 10:06 pm

He has no “standard”… wink.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anothermous
November 29, 2023 2:29 pm

He’s setting a fresh standard: Newton’s First Law of DuPont/Monsanto/big pHARMa/feminazi/transhumanism emasculization of former alpha males.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 5:09 pm

Oops. Emasculation.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  anon a moos
November 29, 2023 4:25 pm

Wheaties was an act of whoredom.

eraser
eraser
  GNL
November 29, 2023 2:47 pm

I think it’s spelled “Jender”. I could be wrong.
Is this where the /sarc thing goes?

Ed
Ed
  eraser
November 29, 2023 2:52 pm

Almost. It goes after your last punctuation mark. (I think you knew that and were just trolling me into being all Netiquette Nazi and shit.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  eraser
November 30, 2023 12:17 am

That’s what I been callin him since he” shaved his legs and he was a she , said hey babe , take a walk on the wild side , and the colored girls went Do da do da do …. fades to the big saxaphone solo” …. Bruce Gender .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  eraser
November 30, 2023 1:21 pm

Bruce Bender

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 30, 2023 1:23 pm

They were rejected as Kama Sutra models.
You know.. … because they both have penises.

anonymous
anonymous
November 29, 2023 10:53 am

clown world

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 29, 2023 10:54 am

Neotrans.

willem
willem
November 29, 2023 11:01 am

You don’t have to be Cheney to wear 3-inch heels.

CCRider
CCRider
November 29, 2023 11:06 am

Hey, Nimarata. Vivek tells me you give great head.

Euddolen
Euddolen
  CCRider
November 29, 2023 11:33 am

Sounds like a new car model: The 2024 Model Year Nimarata’s are in stock!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Euddolen
November 29, 2023 2:35 pm

It detonates unpredictably . . . leaving a “Musky” odor . . .

Ed
Ed
  Euddolen
November 29, 2023 2:53 pm

Yep, except that her ’24 model looks just like her ’12 model.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ed
November 30, 2023 1:24 pm

The ’24 model year for the elites is 12 year olds.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
November 29, 2023 11:07 am

gross

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 11:11 am

The new Republicans.

Winston from Germany
Winston from Germany
November 29, 2023 11:14 am

Bare ugliness, sheer ugliness, mere ugliness, nothing but ugliness.

zappalives
zappalives
November 29, 2023 11:25 am

Vicious Nikki and her war-whore.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
November 29, 2023 11:28 am

Beauty and the Beast, your choice.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
November 29, 2023 11:41 am

Tricky Nikki and the Man-hand-alorian.

Anothermous
Anothermous
  The Orangutan
November 29, 2023 12:28 pm

Man hands-see Taylor Swift hands.
Can’t unsee it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 11:43 am

Believe

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 2:51 pm

Repeat after me.

Michelles Smelly Balls
Michelles Smelly Balls
November 29, 2023 11:43 am

MK-Ugly and the cunt that wants to kill everybody

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 11:46 am

“I don’t think Kansas exists anymore, Toto!”

“There’s no place like home (left anymore).”

The guys are wearing the ruby slippers now; the gals; the boots.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 30, 2023 9:08 am

The Evil Some Men Do

Juan Conchobhar
Juan Conchobhar
November 29, 2023 11:57 am

Haley & Jenner announce their support for new Bill Gates’ genetic engineering initiative to create the first trans-RINO. Building of cloning facilities is already in progress.

NtroP
NtroP
November 29, 2023 11:58 am

Who’s Fucking Who???

kfg
kfg
November 29, 2023 12:06 pm

Who’s that dude with the trans dude?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  kfg
November 29, 2023 2:22 pm

JACINDA ARDERN “UNLESS YOU HEAR IT FROM US IT IS NOT THE TRUTH”

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You be the judge…

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 4:36 pm

Stop horsin’ around, Wilbur.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
November 29, 2023 7:32 pm

Neocon; Decathalon.
Gaza hates; Masturbates.
Changed her name; Changed his gender.
Kept his dick; still wants to bend her.
Over.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 4:49 pm

The glue factory is hiring.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 29, 2023 12:18 pm

NWO freaks photographed in front of NWO flags.

cz
cz
November 29, 2023 12:19 pm

Make rich your Lockheedies/Eat your Wheaties

cz
cz
November 29, 2023 12:20 pm

“Faster Transpussyrino! Kill! Kill!”

zappalives
zappalives
  cz
November 29, 2023 12:41 pm

I learned a new word today…………..Transpussyrino.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
November 29, 2023 2:37 pm

It’s a subatomic particle, also known as the trans boson. It has a signature resembling the strange quark https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_quark. Some have jokingly referred to it as the Higgs Bozon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson, a.k.a. Clown Particle. Empirical evidence suggests that Earth is currently passing through a vast interplanetary cloud of them, having originated in the Androgynous Galaxy.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 4:50 pm

Auntie loves psyientific explanations.

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
November 29, 2023 12:45 pm

Chameleons

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 29, 2023 12:54 pm

Smutt and Jeffette

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 29, 2023 1:00 pm

(Auntie waited some time and wanted to give a newbie the opportunity, but no one took advantage, so here goes:)

FAKE and GAY.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Aunt Acid
November 29, 2023 4:13 pm

Times 2

RoCar
RoCar
November 29, 2023 1:19 pm

Flaws & Paws

49%mfer
49%mfer
November 29, 2023 1:44 pm

Who’s the tall chick with John McCain?

CT Ginger
CT Ginger
November 29, 2023 1:49 pm

Fake Republican meets fake woman

Ed
Ed
  CT Ginger
November 29, 2023 2:58 pm

You wish. She’s the standard new normal republican.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  CT Ginger
November 29, 2023 7:14 pm

Tells us everything we need to know about Nikki Haley.

BL
BL
November 29, 2023 2:02 pm

Just the fact that this picture is presented to the public as acceptable is another attempt by (((them))) to poke God in the eye. My caption reads…… UNGODLY

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 2:06 pm

Warmonger/Cocksucker

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 2:48 pm

Nimrata & Shimrata

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 29, 2023 3:01 pm

Apparently Wheaties makes your dick fall off.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 29, 2023 3:09 pm

Grown in dead soils and infused with glyphosate and organochlorine-based agrichemikills, it does, yes.

kfg
kfg
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 3:17 pm

Made from the same raw material as the box.
That’s not a joke.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Iska Waran
November 29, 2023 4:52 pm

Back in the day, Auntie’s “Breakfast of Champions” was Lucky Charms with Jim Beam. Smooth.

kfg
kfg
  Aunt Acid
November 29, 2023 5:05 pm

A friend of mine is a big fan of Cap’n Crunch, because it stays crunchy, even in gin.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Iska Waran
November 29, 2023 6:28 pm

No, marrying into the Kartrashian family does.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 3:24 pm

Proof gender surgery doesn’t work.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 29, 2023 3:33 pm

It doesn’t even work to make the deluded feel better:

Inescapable regret, for the remainder of one’s life.

walter
walter
November 29, 2023 3:29 pm

Hey Nikki, wanna go tear off a piece? I still got my junk…

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 3:50 pm

Two peas from the same pod!

Lokes
Lokes
November 29, 2023 3:56 pm

Eat your heart out Obama. Mine’s got a bigger one than yours.

tommy
tommy
November 29, 2023 3:57 pm

I’ve got the biggest dick you’ve ever seen on a lady

SchlomoTruth
SchlomoTruth
November 29, 2023 4:00 pm

The street shitter and dick quitter

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 4:17 pm

Two disgusting pieces of shit.

BJ
BJ
November 29, 2023 4:19 pm

OINK OINK

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2023 4:20 pm

Nikki and Dickie.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
November 29, 2023 4:24 pm

Finger lickin’ good? /s

Anthro
Anthro
November 29, 2023 4:51 pm

RINO and WINO

Heywood Jablomi
Heywood Jablomi
November 29, 2023 5:03 pm

Stench in the trench alongside stench with no trench.

gadsden flag
gadsden flag
November 29, 2023 5:29 pm

“Be yourself, everyone else is taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“bruce jender” is no longer “taken” and is now available.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
November 29, 2023 5:44 pm

Bat Shit Crazy — Now available in two convenient sizes!

Bob
Bob
November 29, 2023 7:23 pm

Dick and Dunce

Doug
Doug
November 29, 2023 7:26 pm

Such a nice couple.

Leah
Leah
November 29, 2023 7:55 pm

NH: Your hand just put this huge smile on my face.
BJ/CJ: It’s good like that.

Grossed myself out there *gag*.

Pat
Pat
November 29, 2023 8:31 pm

At least he tucks his junk better than Michelle.

BL
BL
  Pat
November 29, 2023 9:33 pm

Pat, Moochelle is a black man. Hard to tuck a Alabama black snake.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
November 29, 2023 9:37 pm

The new nausea.
Ipecac is obsolete.
RRRRAAAAAAAALLLLLLFFFFFFFFF !!!