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nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 3, 2023 7:26 am

Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat……..

nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:51 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
September 1, 2023 4:06 pm

GOOD DOG !!!

nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 1, 2023 4:01 pm

Waterhouse one of my favorites.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Anonymous
September 2, 2023 11:34 am

Before he hooked up with Price?

nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:53 pm

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  nkit
September 2, 2023 11:29 pm

Dark side of the moon.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 3, 2023 7:28 am

It’s better than a pot of gold.

nkit
nkit
September 1, 2023 3:53 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
September 2, 2023 12:54 am

Have a good ‘un my friend !!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
September 1, 2023 3:54 pm
Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Muscledawg
September 1, 2023 4:12 pm

Thanks dawg, the algorithm has it goin’ on !!!

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
  Muscledawg
September 1, 2023 5:43 pm

It’s the best when they have 6 fingers on one hand. So hot!!!!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
September 1, 2023 3:55 pm

Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 1, 2023 4:22 pm

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RW
RW
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 1, 2023 5:38 pm

I’ve seen the photos of Hispanics in my cities local 24-hour arrest list. The funny thing is that one will be listed as white and the other as Hispanic even though both look like Jaun Valdez. I’m waiting for the day when two Hispanic brothers will appear on the list and one will be listed as Hispanic and the other as white. I know it’s going to happen-it’s just a matter of time.

Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 1, 2023 4:25 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 2, 2023 1:38 pm

she got a sister

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
September 3, 2023 7:32 am

Hell, at this point I’d take her mother.

Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 1, 2023 4:26 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
September 2, 2023 6:03 am

When they say “Abolish White Supremacy” what they are truly saying is …..You win, we can’t even come close to what you have done, we cannot even begin to understand why it is, that everything that works, works because you made it work while we watched and never understood how it worked.
We do not understand first principles in STEM nor could we as you only gave us the fruit of your labor but not the understanding of how it got there. We have benefited greatly from your knowledge and work but we are not capable to expand it therefore it must be destroyed so we can be as one, Ignorant, poor and unwilling to improve anything and only use it until it breaks, then and only then do we become equals.
Thus goes South Africa

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 1:38 pm

catlon gun

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:42 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 7:07 pm

The best way to prevent automobile theft today …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:42 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:08 am

I wonder if that male will take his trophy home and make a floor rug out of it ?.
It needs the blood and shit stains removed first.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:42 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:09 am

And I don’t understand why they would do that……..To a female

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 3:22 pm

My two kids, now in their 40s, refused to learn to drive on my 5-speed Jetta, and would only learn on Mom’s minivan. To this day, they STILL cannot drive a stick. I am ashamed.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:45 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:13 am

Nice Gladiator

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:47 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:16 am

She is thinking with that certain smile… God my back hurts so Bad and if they ever became unrestrained I would need a wheel barrow to hold ’em so I get home

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:47 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:17 am

They held up remarkably well, even when you threw them

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 10:46 pm

YES!!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:47 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:19 am

I wonder, did she ever marry… I doubt it… Very very VERY Much

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:48 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 1:02 am

I can relate, last summer since it was dry in the “spring” months too, the ground temp. was around 100 and so was the cold water at the tap.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 3:25 pm

Not just in Texas, son.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 5, 2023 5:27 pm

Sorry, but you got nuthin over here in Arizona.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 1:42 pm

lot rather be touching you

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
September 3, 2023 7:40 am
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:49 pm

This is just damn funny I think
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:50 pm

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Nord
Nord
  USA Cowboy
September 5, 2023 1:12 am

It gets better.
Local shaggy dog story(cuz I don’t know any of the people involved).
Dude buys a personal watercraft from the local Polaris dealer. Brings it back a coupe of days later, says its gutless. Dealer checks it over, finds nothing wrong. gives it back to customer.

Customer comes back Monday AM pissed, cuz the the craft is still a turkey. Dealer checks it over again, even takes it to the local lake, and road tests it. Not a problem.

Gives it back to customer and says it seems good. If there’s still some issue, call us while you’re at the lake, cuz we wanna see the problem.

Customer is grumpy, but says, OK. Calls from local lake an hour later, saying this thing is junk WTF?

Dealer goes to lake, meets customer, asks customer to put craft in water go for run.

Dealer watches as customer backs craft down ramp (its on its’s own individual single trailer), unhitches trailer FROM TOW VEHICLE, and proceed to run the craft around the lake, with the trailer STILL HANGING ON THE BOTTOM of the craft….

Sorry this is so long.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:51 pm

Hey it’s science
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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 3:27 pm

Yes, but who really pays attention to what she says?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:52 pm

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:12 pm

Buster Keaton “Seven Chances” 1925

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:54 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 3:27 pm

I would agree!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:55 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 3:28 pm

What?!?! She was right!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:56 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 9:07 pm

Horse tooth Jackass!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 5:59 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 6:23 am

Needs More Cow Bell… Yup definite more Cowbell

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Thunder
September 3, 2023 1:52 am

*DefiniteLY*
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
September 3, 2023 1:53 am

Ain’t nobody stealin’ tha’ sunscreen!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:14 pm

I am a big advocate for throwing the UN out of NY and putting them in Switzerland, a neutral country.
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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  USA Cowboy
September 2, 2023 12:41 am

And knock down the building.

dudley
dudley
  Red Greenback
September 2, 2023 4:48 pm

burn it down, then toss it in the East River

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  dudley
September 3, 2023 1:55 am

Give it for free to TBP, VDare, Fred Reed and a few others for office space.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 10:38 pm

….Disney princess hires during training.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:15 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 1, 2023 6:15 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 1, 2023 9:24 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  TwatWaffle
September 2, 2023 3:30 pm

Bring her back when she grows up.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Retirednottired
September 3, 2023 1:56 am

Too late…
And that isn’t a man.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 1, 2023 9:28 pm

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