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Melty
Melty
September 1, 2023 7:56 am

#1

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Melty
September 1, 2023 8:13 am

#1 reminds me of a couple months ago, at the Atlanta airport, went to use a restroom, stall next to me had feet nearly sticking out the door. After I finished, noticed those feet never moved. Told a security guard that someone passed out or died in a stall. Later I noticed the restroom was closed.

Lurker
Lurker
  Crawfisher
September 1, 2023 8:41 am

At least it wasn’t your representative having gay sex. They had problems with politicians using the bathrooms as bath houses about 20 years ago.

Bob P
Bob P
  Lurker
September 1, 2023 8:54 am

By “at least” you seem to be implying that being dead is better than being gay . . . not that I disagree.

Hammie
Hammie
  Lurker
September 1, 2023 2:41 pm

Only in Minnesota

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Lurker
September 2, 2023 8:23 am

Minnesota’s own Larry Craig

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  Crawfisher
September 1, 2023 9:21 am

Well, I had to sleep somewhere- my flight had been cancelled at the last minute, and I had spent the last 6 weeks waiting around for the next available seat.

Scot
Scot
September 1, 2023 8:30 am

I kind of miss the witty mouse hover text.

Scot
Scot
September 1, 2023 8:32 am

Big fail this week: commie teachers losing to a patriotic kid.

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Scot
Scot
  Scot
September 1, 2023 8:40 am

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  Scot
September 1, 2023 9:22 am

The look on that teacher’s face is literally priceless.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Yancey Ward
September 1, 2023 2:26 pm

Nah, it needs to cost her plenty.
If the stupid bitch is a teacher, she ought to have a working knowledge of History.

k31
k31
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 2:56 pm

This yuden isn’t ignorant, she is evil.

Deimos
Deimos
  Yancey Ward
September 2, 2023 8:58 pm

I think she’s the principal.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Scot
September 1, 2023 5:59 pm

….White leftoid femi-not-see”teacher” is NOT smarter than a based 6th grader.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 8:33 am

Good morning BP.
You’re a Canadian gem.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 8:53 am

Thanks. I told this to my wife, and she can’t seem to stop laughing. She thinks I’m one of those plastic “gems” that used to come in Crackerjacks boxes.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 9:13 am

Thats the canukistan part plasteek or not, still a gem of another color.

Suds
Suds
  anon a moos
September 1, 2023 9:31 am

You’re a good one too, Moose. RiNS, as well. Damn.
I feel for you sane dudes up in the great white north.
Seems the west coast of Socks-Land is as bad as the left coast of the states.
And Ontario is gone, with Toronto as the hub.
Maybe Nova Scotia has a chance to survive the mayhem.

This hit the airwaves yesterday.
You two are not alone in your sanity, but I fear the sane are the minority.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Suds
September 1, 2023 1:06 pm

Personally, I’m not in the same league as Bob and RiNS. They’re long time Platform’rs and earned the respect, as have the others, some of whom have endured and some that have gone on.

James
James
  Suds
September 1, 2023 2:08 pm

Suds,no need to kiss up to the leafs!

They are so grateful for any attention you even just acknowledge their existence you own em(beware though,you wn them for life).

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
September 1, 2023 6:02 pm

….One of the gov’mints fringe 20% here and Nova Scotia is close to me and was worse but just barely. If Turdo stated that licking his butt would cure covid most would get in line on their knees.

I was amazed at how stupid the “smart” people were and still are.

Scot
Scot
September 1, 2023 8:35 am

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Scot
Scot
  Scot
September 1, 2023 8:36 am

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anonymous
anonymous
  Scot
September 1, 2023 10:42 am

Few want to hear it, but that’s what it is going to take.

Bauls
Bauls
  anonymous
September 1, 2023 3:24 pm

Lots of not only want to hear it, we want to see it

todd
todd
  Scot
September 1, 2023 5:34 pm

haven’t you heard the actual baddie in snow white is the stalking white prince.

James
James
September 1, 2023 8:40 am

Say what you will about Clown World/The 4th Turning/FUSA ect.

You gotta admit.,tis a crazy mans Utopia……

Just saying!

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Bob P
Bob P
  James
September 1, 2023 8:59 am

Perps laugh until they learn how Corporal Ballshredder got his name.

Scot
Scot
September 1, 2023 8:41 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Scot
September 1, 2023 9:03 am

“Time’s up. What’s your response, Senator?”

“Uh, where am I, Alex, and who shit my pants?”

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 3:25 pm

Lol, I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Scot
September 1, 2023 6:16 pm

….Being a double jeopardy meme, this wrongly implies he was actually thinking.

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2023 8:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
September 1, 2023 9:05 am

His head does kind of look like a dick with an ugly face and glasses, doesn’t it? Someone ought to castrate it.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 9:10 am
Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 3:26 pm

That’s what the kids are doing these days, it needs to get with the times

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2023 8:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
September 1, 2023 9:10 am

Lucky kid.

(Okay, now that should merit some down votes.)

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2023 8:44 am

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Bauls
Bauls
  Suds
September 1, 2023 3:28 pm

Dear Lord, don’t think the little guy could hang with that, I am young enough that I still want it attached

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
September 1, 2023 4:08 pm

W.T.F.???

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2023 8:45 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 8:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:20 am

See Carl protest.

See Debbie drive.

See Debbie drive over Carl.

“Ew!” says Debbie as Carl’s insides ooze out.

Hear Bobby P laugh.

“Bark, bark,” says Debbie’s dog Philmore the Elder.

The end.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 3:30 pm

Bob you are a great author, we could have used books like yours back in the day

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 5:58 pm

And back up and do it again.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 8:56 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:01 am

You know it was!!!

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:23 am

He could use a nasty case of myocarditis and stroke. Hold him down while I Pfizer and Moderna his ass!

eraser
eraser
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 9:51 am

I would pay money just for the chance to inject him with his own poison.

Bauls
Bauls
  eraser
September 1, 2023 3:32 pm

Lots of women get cum shots and don’t try to kill everyone, but some try to slowly get ya on an individual basis

Daniel Bjorndahl
Daniel Bjorndahl
  Bauls
September 1, 2023 4:26 pm

Was a pie in the face, for context.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 6:00 pm

I still have hope that, like a Monty Python sketch, a 25,000 lb weight will fall on him.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 8:57 am

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Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 3:33 pm

Well if you white you had no chance of not being a terrorist apparently

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
September 3, 2023 1:38 pm

talk about a ruined life from birth: red-headed/blue eyed boy with an old fashioned Southern mother and a career Navy Chief father and living on military bases. well, at least after I reached teenage years the beer and smokes were good and the “shit on a shingle” when I snuck into the Mess Hall was great and still excites me!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 8:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:37 am

But really, you create climate change by: funding corrupt scientists to falsify the original data recorded by weather stations so that temperatures from long-ago decades are adjusted downward and those from recent decades are adjusted upward; cherry picking start dates and end dates to show increasing global warming; playing on the stupidity of the masses to the extent they actually believe life-giving CO2 is harmful to the planet mainly via enlisting the help of MSM to spread lies and panic about ever-increasing temps; and censoring/cancelling real climate scientists who say it’s all bullshit.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 9:49 am

Every 5-10 years a new boogyman is invented to transfer wealth.
Remember in the 90’s the ozone layer was being eaten by freon, so we had to retrofit or replace all air conditioning and refrigeration equipment?
Y2K?
The Domino effect of SE Asian communism?
The Great Society?
Etc, etc.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 2:51 pm

If I recall correctly, the freon patent was expired and the patent for new type freon just happened to be owned by the same company. What a fortunate coincidence for them.

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2023 9:00 am

Has to boogie out early. Another low content quantity today.
Have fun filling the queue today. Expecting another 12 pages and 1k+ comments & adds.
Meantime, here’s a pretty redhead to gaze upon.

Enjoy FF, DV’s aside, and have a great LD weekend. Carpe Diem.
Cheers.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:39 am

Not if I don’t take it.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 5:44 pm

Fucking government (DoD) forced me to take it… Then after we all got it the court said it was unconstitutional. Mother fuckers…

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 8:18 pm

Careful Bob, your are Canadien and just look what they did to Jordan Peterson.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Bob P
September 3, 2023 2:42 pm

You still need to worry about the shedding the vaxxers do just walking around. Unvaxxed are being diagnosed with the spike protein and the other self replicating BS.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:04 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:05 am

Shit, logged out…. TW.

Scot
Scot
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:25 am

You’re just asking for down-votes by posting a picture of that nasty, war-mongering, witch.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Scot
September 1, 2023 10:48 am

Durn tootin

todd
todd
  Scot
September 1, 2023 5:38 pm

you misspelled bitch

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:50 am

Should have been the first dead Uke….so the rest could have lived.

Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 10:10 am

Ugh. Fugly Vickie looks a bit like Hillary, after a few too many Debbie snacks. Blowfish.

Bauls
Bauls
  Suds
September 1, 2023 3:36 pm

I thought that was nkit and colorados thing of spamming us with fat ugly bitches

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Bauls
September 1, 2023 9:21 pm

Cheyenne is close enough to Colorado, no?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 3:23 pm

Victoria Nudelman-Kagan (Nuland?)

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anonymous
September 3, 2023 4:35 am

satan walking the earth

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 1, 2023 9:06 am

.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:06 am

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Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:09 am

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Scot
Scot
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:26 am

Embrace collectivism? NEVER! Individualism forever.

Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
  Scot
September 1, 2023 9:45 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:59 am

That is the sad truth at present.
Doubt there’s enough ‘will’ amongst ‘The Whites’ to return to their former glory.
Makes me glad I’m a bit past halfway through this experience called life.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 10:33 am

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Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:12 am

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Bauls
Bauls
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 3:38 pm

None taken

Doug
Doug
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:10 pm

Beautiful children.

Deimos
Deimos
  Archie Phoenix
September 2, 2023 9:08 pm

Oyster shuckers 1911, at the Maggioni Canning Co Port Royal SC. I live in SC, that’s a pretty famous picture in this state. Photo by Lewis Hine.

Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:13 am

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Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 9:14 am

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Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:15 am

Good morning, afternoon or evening fellow FFers, it’s my official start to the weekend this here.

Let’s see….
Memes to go? Check
Chicken wings in airfryer? Check
Boozy drink to hand? Check
Commitments for this evening avoided? Check.

Let the madness (and fun) begin!
🤪

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:16 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:59 am

Fact check: False. Who you gonna believe, The Science or your own eyes? Even though the pores in the mask are a thousand times bigger than the virus, The Science assures us that the mask miraculously stops covid. Believe The Science!

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:17 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:03 am

My grandson’s favourite word is “Shit!

Not shit. Shit!

For some reason my wife and daughter blame me. I told them they’re full of shit!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:18 am

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Don’t patronize businesses that hire swarthy invaders.

Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 10:04 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 10:15 am

THANKS FOR POSTING THIS…
. . . I’ll be reposting it a lot.
👍🏻💯👍🏻

anonymous
anonymous
  Archie Phoenix
September 1, 2023 10:46 am

there is a country in the middle east that has embraced these lessons and practices them

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  anonymous
September 1, 2023 12:20 pm

… and yet its people tell US that we’re not allowed to do the same thing — all while they’ve bragged the past 20 or more years about how they control our Congress.

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 10:06 am

Maybe so, but nowadays if they go home and teach their people what they learned here, they’d spread LGBTQ2SWTF all over the damn planet.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:07 am

I’m not surprised.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:18 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2023 9:19 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 10:08 am

Don’t give the bastards any ideas, or they’ll mandate the gizmo on top for the next harmless virus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 11:53 am

No Bob, that will never happen. You know how I know? Because, as the caption says, that mask “works”. And if my memory serves me, they banned everything that worked and mandated everything that didn’t work.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:21 am

The verbiage below the meme is what makes this a FF entry…

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:21 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 2:32 pm

Somebody get that woman some tits!

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:59 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:21 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 10:14 am

What if we make fun of some people and help others, not to validate our masculinity–whatever the hell that means–but because we’re typical men?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 11:26 am

I’ll allow it.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:22 am

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Scot
Scot
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 9:45 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Scot
September 1, 2023 10:16 am

Perfect mug shot. Be funny if Trudeau tried this.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:17 am

Serves you right for getting loaded!

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:22 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:30 am

Toronto Sun

Chinese cops harvest man’s lung after he said Xi looks like Pooh

“I’m finding it hard to breathe,” says Bob P.

RW
RW
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 2:42 pm

His name is pronounced “Fook Yu.” Still, I can imagine ignorant people thinking he said something else since they’re “stoopit iriots.”

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:23 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:31 am

Yeah, except we won’t get everything for free.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 12:07 pm

I’m trying to figure out why this is a bad thing. Let me translate reservations for whitey.

Crime free streets and homes
No looting
Mostly married people having babies
People that can actually drive
Students that can actually think after their educations
Mostly productive workers

I could go on but you get the point. Yeah, I would love to live on a whitey reservation.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 4:58 pm

“15-minute city.” Think again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 1, 2023 8:26 pm

You don’t understand what smart cities mean. It is elites of all colors (oprah, gates, Bezos, obama etc…) living in a city with slaves doing the work for them.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 12:34 pm

Espera de Corti — an Italian-American actor. Some injun?

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:23 am

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Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:24 am

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Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:24 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:40 am

I swear if any of you kids asks me again how far we still have to go I’ll toss you to the shark.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 12:09 pm

That shark did not kill himself in that fishing net.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:24 am

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Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:42 am

That’ll come unglued like the rest of their offensive.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:43 am

Don’t most of them squint at tiny phone screens all day?

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:46 am

Don’t worry. The barrels are full of compressed hydrogen. As long as there are no leaks you’ll probably live.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 8:43 pm

That’s brilliant. Do what you need to with what you already have. Hell, if they put a trolling motor on it I’ll buy it.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:26 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 12:15 pm

NO! That’s a hard no! Every time CON-gress works in America’s interest, somehow we always get screwed. I just want them to NOT work – at all. How ’bout that?

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:26 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:48 am

And a kick in the pants wouldn’t hurt.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
September 1, 2023 11:28 am

But a kick in the nuts sure would.

Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 3:46 pm

I’m with Joe on this, even though I’m almost always with Joe on his thoughts

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
September 1, 2023 5:02 pm

But well deserved.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:27 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 12:17 pm

My bad. I thought they were pictures from Maui’s “grass” fire

Deimos
Deimos
  Student of History
September 2, 2023 9:16 pm

As hot as it is over there, we could strap some fatback on our feet and skate across the desert after we turn it into glass.

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:27 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 10:57 am

This racist meme is suggesting that black people are the shoplifters because they don’t use sunscreen. This is false! “The American Academy of Dermatology’s official position on sunscreen . . . is that everyone, regardless of skin tone, should wear it .” So blacks do use sunscreen. Store owners should definitely lock it up, too.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
September 1, 2023 5:16 pm

My parents lived near USC when they first came to California (near downtown LA). My mom went in to buy some QT instant tanning product ( horrible shit, turned you more yellow/orange than tan) and all the boxes were empty. She asked the clerk and he said they had to remove all the bottles because the blacks were stealing it all to get even darker…back when “black is beautiful” was the motto of the day.

Nord
Nord
  Student of History
September 4, 2023 2:04 am

And workboots…

Student of History
Student of History
September 1, 2023 9:27 am

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