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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:39 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:34 pm

Hey….you bros hearing that shit?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:41 pm

Ewwww!!!

some white guy
some white guy
  Anonymous
August 11, 2023 1:59 pm

I was saying it as I read your comment – that word is universal sometimes, like smelling a corpse

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:36 pm

Even Trump’s bleach can’t fix this.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 9:22 pm

I couldn’t decide whether to like it or dislike it. Like it based on comedy, or dislike it based on reality. Reality won.

Bauls
Bauls
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 13, 2023 10:28 pm

I call fake news, no way that thing is that skinney

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:46 pm

….In crazy leftoid world, “stroke team ” could be related to cardiac care or sexual gratification care.
Either way, … it’s bad.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 7:39 pm

I wonder how many actually get this.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 12:28 pm

Easter Island?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:41 pm

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Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:51 pm

Native Americans may not approve of this message

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Jim Dandy
August 11, 2023 5:32 pm

What a horrible slur against Native Americans. Of course they like diversity. After Columbus opened up the New World the millions of Natives were allowed to experience the greatest burst in inclusion and diversity that the world has ever seen! Most of the diversity was from Europeans, but there were Africans, Asians, Jews, Arabs…it is difficult to overstate all the wonderful foods, customs, and ideas which came to the Native Americans!

VOWG
VOWG
  Jim Dandy
August 12, 2023 8:07 am

Don’t give damn.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 6:15 pm

Well this is not exactly true. When white people moved in to shit run down neighborhoods in the city and fixed them up (gentrified them) fucking nigger town went ape shit crazy and wanted them out. Seems they don’t like nice shit. Scott Adams said it best: “Just get the fuck out”.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 1:08 am

For years now I have asked libs online to name just ONE city, town, or neighborhood that prospered under Black rule. Just one place where it went to majority Black population and rule, and where crime got better, schools got better, businesses got better, etc. The Blacks always blame their problems on actions of Whites — so when you remove Whites from the equation, the problems OUGHT to decrease. Instead it is the opposite. More Blacks equals more problems. More Whites equals fewer problems. Every single time.

I finally got one person to tell me that “yes, there are multiple cities that are prospering under Black control!” I asked, “What cities? I would love to know, because then we have a model for other Black cities to follow!” Sadly, she wouldn’t tell me the names. “They are easy to find. I won’t tell you what they are. Look them up for yourself.”

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:21 pm

The department of energy has done everything in its power to stop the production of energy

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:57 pm

The EPA does not protect the environment . . . sometimes they turn rivers in Colorado orange, just for the fun of it.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:43 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:12 pm

Nah. If your chickie-poo gets off on the sparkly things you give her…beat feet. True women don’t care. We love our men for the real things they bring to our lives. Ditch the gold diggin’ bishes. Real women hunt, fish, ride motors, cook , clean and love taking care of our men. Unfortunately, our generation is getting old and our views are scarce.
I fear greatly for our kids, especially the male ones…mates for them are specious as hell. And I say that as a woman. How do you deal with dating at 20 and most of your prospects already have 1,2,3+ kids? It’s not going too turn out well for anyone.

Bauls
Bauls
  ArKayne
August 13, 2023 10:38 pm

Agree, I got lucky. My wife doesn’t care for camping and hunting, but she takes damn good care of the kids and is am amazing cook. I try to make enough cash so she doesn’t have to work and can focus on the family. I worry so much for the kids at the lack of prospects for them, not even with the mass sterilization the .gov did

nkit
nkit
  ArKayne
August 13, 2023 11:19 pm

Glad that you are here, ArKayne….stick around…

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:43 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
August 13, 2023 10:43 pm

It’s almost accidentally happened late at night, but she stopped the misfire, shall we say directly. It’s hard to see w/ no lights

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:44 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:04 pm

Didn’t know Preparation H came in jars…

nkit
nkit
  Student of History
August 12, 2023 12:54 am

Vaseline does…

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  nkit
August 12, 2023 11:37 am

Still better than mistaking the super glue for lube.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:44 pm

Found it
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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
August 13, 2023 10:44 pm

Bet the chicken gets “liberated” and the statue gets torn down anyways

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:41 pm

at least 3 fucking times in public!

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:41 pm

A boner.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 6:24 pm

Why you help her, of course.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Anonymous
August 11, 2023 9:27 pm

Run over to help.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:48 pm

Itza family tradition

Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2023 10:47 pm

Yeah, coe would make heads explode if small town triggers you

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:45 pm

YES !

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:50 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:39 pm

Good thing the ocean has all those sponges growing on the bottom. Who knows how deep it would be without them?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:53 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 12, 2023 1:50 am

Thanks Dad,
When you whooped me I always deserved it, and more, those memories will live forever. I deserve some more of your discipline, for hanging out on FF. RIP Dad, 1931-2019.
Thanks Mom,
When you whooped me I always deserved it, and more, those memories will live forever. I deserve some more of your discipline, for hanging out on FF. RIP Mom, 1932-2017.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 7:28 am

I used to see I guess news clips where people were commenting on a neighbor who was arrested for spanking their own child and they would say (this is Tennessee redneck, now) Spankin never hurt me none. I totally identified with that. Of course, it hurt physically like hell, but it certainly does a good job with memory. Like most kids, I tried to run to get away from the swinging belt which only served to either get part of the buckle or get your legs. But it’s all good. I certainly got away with more than I got punished for. So I won in a way.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:53 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:51 pm

Where can I buy one.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 9:31 pm

I always start with Amazon, the bastards, and if that doesn’t work, just type it in a search engine, followed by the item you want. t shirt, hat, etc.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:57 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:47 pm

bc you do too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 6:39 pm

I was thinking little boys but OK

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:57 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:38 pm

Kill them all.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 8:52 pm

Twice

ArKayne
ArKayne
  YourAverageJoe
August 12, 2023 4:10 pm

And kick ’em in the ‘nads before your bury ’em. Or cut ’em off and let the buzzards or coyotes eat ’em…it’s all good.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 9:26 pm

That really is the only option left..

Leo D
Leo D
  nkit
August 12, 2023 11:50 pm

California State Senator Scott Weiner (I shit you not), D-San Fransisco (Of course)…homosexual, of course…

Sponsored legislation to decriminalize PURPOSELY infecting another with HIV…and it passed.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 13, 2023 11:23 pm

Right in the forehead…..

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 12, 2023 2:48 am

kick save, and a beauty..

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 1:59 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:43 pm

I occasionally hear a splash when I drop one, but this is impressive!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:45 pm

Taco Bell !!!

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 1:10 am

Don’t fart if your prolapsed rectum hangs down below water level.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:00 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:49 pm

Having been a gymnast in HS, that is very impressive.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 3:50 pm

I SHOWERED IN THE MENS LOCKERROOM. Just so there is no misunderstanding

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 6:45 pm

Well fuck now I don’t know what that makes you. I would have much rather showered with the ladies.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 9:56 am

Now we know why your handle is “anonymous”, you’re a tranny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 14, 2023 8:27 am

🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 6:42 pm

Hoping Larry Nassar wasn’t your coach… but yes this is extremely impressive.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 12, 2023 2:22 pm

Just imagine what she can do in the bedroom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 11, 2023 2:01 pm

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Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 11:45 am

I want the sign. Even has the Brewery pictured.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 2:01 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 3:51 pm

I thought only dogs did that.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 9:34 pm

Butt Scootin Boogie

Excelsior
Excelsior
  Muscledawg
August 12, 2023 12:33 am

Worms.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:02 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:54 pm

Only in Russia
( tho the signs in background are not Cyrillic alphabet.)

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
August 12, 2023 2:24 pm

NYC, LA, Chicago, Phily.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:04 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:46 pm

We all love them, but in a survival situation you may need to eat one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 6:46 pm

This is what soy does to a man

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 9:50 pm

…With this kind of help, you all ain’t gonna make it.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:04 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:57 pm

If you want 100 more, just go to the HomeDepot parking lot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 9:51 pm

….Just as effective as wearing covid masks.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 12, 2023 12:59 am

at least he’s putting it on his neighbor’s property….

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 12, 2023 1:11 am

Impressive! He has it down to where it is level on both sides.

RW
RW
  nkit
August 12, 2023 2:00 am

Hard to believe someone could be that stupid. Please tell me this is fake. Please!

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