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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:55 pm

Just Jews being Jews.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 2:11 pm

Samatha Geimer recently said she had no ill will against Polanski and they are friends today.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Rise Up
August 11, 2023 7:21 pm

Stockholm Syndrome

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:35 pm

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Wanna Hocka Luggi
Wanna Hocka Luggi
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:51 pm

Looks like she did the work.. he looks the same!

Bob P
Bob P
  Wanna Hocka Luggi
August 11, 2023 1:39 pm

I think he ate the first woman and that’s her sister.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 2:12 pm

Different girls.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 5:11 pm

Yes he did. That’s how he found his new girlfriend.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:41 pm

I think next time the scale should play her this song (note the scale has a great voice).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 6:34 pm

That’s what my voice sounded like this morning before my first cup of hot coffee. An hour later it was two octaves higher

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
August 12, 2023 12:00 am

That’s the voice we all wanted to come out with as we entered puberty.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Bob P
August 12, 2023 2:19 am

Yum!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 2:25 pm

….I calling fake story, cause no way she could see the scale display.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:37 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 10:45 pm

And Crypto is ethereal, nonsensical, nothingness, if you “own” some cash out and buy something tangible before it’s too late.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:37 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:39 pm

Let this sink in
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:44 pm

No, I won’t let this sink in. Get it out of my head! Send it down the sewer.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 7:27 pm

I try and deliver at least two Obamas’ into the toilet twice a day to keep a healthy colon.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:40 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:56 pm

Literal butt kisser.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  fujigm
August 11, 2023 7:28 pm

Stock faced

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 4:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:40 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:14 pm

Modern day Keystone Kops.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:41 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:17 pm

Physics 101: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Also, I’d like to know what he said to that bag b4 he hit it to make it hit back.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 8:00 pm

Something akin to who’s the bitch now.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:29 pm

Down goes Jimmy, Down goes Jimmy.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:41 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:48 pm

Asian female driver?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
August 11, 2023 10:48 pm

Most likely . . . but still, I lust in my heart after them !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 7:22 pm

Asian lady’s low status babe’s for losers.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:50 pm

The last words Pedro ever heard were his wife’s: “Pizza’s here, boys.”

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:57 pm

Proper use of leverage.
Put the fat dude as far back on the ladder as possible.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:32 pm

…until dude in white shirt says. “Oh looky, I just found a quarter on the ledge over here to my right.”

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:01 pm

Be right back, I hear my phone ringing.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 4:35 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:57 pm

What if the whole universe could fit inside your little sister’s purse? Life in the Bloodstream by The Guess Who

It made me stop and think quite a few times, then the munchies hit and I forgot about it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TN Patriot
August 12, 2023 1:16 am

I have solved the mysteries of the universe after a wee toke,
and then moments later forgot all that shit looking for something to eat.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:53 pm

“Anyone else notice Harry got really light all of a sudden?” said George just before they pulled up Harry’s empty shirt.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:57 pm

The VW ladder belt was recalled and banned after 26 beheadings. Husbands all over Germany were pissed.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 8:06 pm

Not 100% sure about that, Bob. The women I dated over there all had husbands and from what I heard from these women, they’d likely not be missed. Once the children were produced, German men for the most part focus on other things. They don’t seem to be the dawgs we are. That’s one reason so many GIs back in the 40s got all those European women and once they came over, the husband’s moms had to teach them about shaving under their arms and their legs. We had to take it a step further and teach them about bush maintenance. It’s all good now.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 10:55 pm

Bush maintenance is one thing, bush elimination, ladies that’s just not right, IMO.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:42 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 8:06 pm

I just wouldn’t go there then.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:43 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:21 pm

Perfect FAFO!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:59 pm

WARNING:
DANGER >>> DO NOT FILL BALLOONS WITH OXYGEN/ACETYLENE MIXTURE AND IGNITE
BOOOOMMMM

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:59 pm

Best meme so far, IMO: Betting’s on as to which one will get a new man first.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 2:34 pm

That was funny Bob P.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 2:36 pm

…I’d put my money on Dustbin getting an ‘it’.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 5:22 pm

His new sqeeze in Macron.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 11:00 pm

I thought its name was micron ???

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 8:07 pm

Do you mean officially? Because I suspect he’s already had one on the side.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 9:35 pm

…the side, the top, the front and definitely the back

A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 8:58 am

Hey UA, see if you can dig up a pic of her in a bikini. I’d thumbs up that one.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:43 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:00 pm

Always insulate yourself from the idiot messing with the high voltage.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:15 pm

I’m afraid the smart one in this pair is doing the electrical work.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:44 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:55 pm

Why do women live longer than men? I dunno.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:45 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:18 pm

Nope, she probably wipes with that hair.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 13, 2023 6:16 pm

Do you shit in your pants, or do you get them out of the way first?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:03 pm

NOW we know why the so called Republicans symbol is an elephant, thieving bunch that they are.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:01 pm

He must’ve grown up playing soccer.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:46 pm

Fall Over In The Face GIF by Major League Soccer - Find & Share on GIPHY

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:19 pm

Been watching his bro, Lebron.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:46 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 12, 2023 7:01 am

Damn, I just finally noticed what’s going on. I can’t tell if it’s a fight that the man wants to see out the window or if he’s pulling pranks. Earlier, I thought it was either looping or the blind was broken.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:46 pm

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Moriarty
Moriarty
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:00 pm

Two weeks ago (!) I was instructed to take a Covid test the day before an eye procedure, and sure enough, when I showed up for the appointment they asked me if I had taken the test. They never asked if the test was positive or negative. True story.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:02 pm

Wrong angle.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:47 pm

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BB
BB
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:02 pm

Is that New York?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  BB
August 11, 2023 11:08 pm

South Dallas, near the intersection of Malcolm X and MLK. Oakland and Forrest originally.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  BB
August 12, 2023 1:18 am

Houston.
The mayor and his swarthy little lady
elbowing the paparazzi on their way to a banana dinner.

(Apologies to Joe.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:41 pm

…The apes are smarter cause they were not wearing masks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:42 pm

….Caesar did what I actually feel like doing when I come across maskholes.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 8:31 am
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:48 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:22 pm

When I was in grammar school, a few kids did that. One tried it on me a few times and had zero effect.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:49 pm

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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:49 pm

That’s some fresh sashimi.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:49 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 11, 2023 1:50 pm

What? Somebody dropped a dime on the floor?

Scot
Scot
  Anthony Aaron
August 11, 2023 3:09 pm

I don’t see any blood. Probably just a penny.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
August 11, 2023 6:52 pm

LOL!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 11, 2023 2:03 pm

A penny!

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:23 pm

Jewish mosh pit.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:51 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 2:34 pm

Sure you can!
Just don’t be a ghetto gunsmith about it and do a good job.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 8:25 pm

He’s wrong too. I guess he works for the ATF.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:21 pm

One can possess a 12 gauge “firearm” with a 12″ barrel without ATF hassles . . . BUT OMG if you have a “shotgun” with a barrel under 18″ . . .

KHAOS 12GA FIREARM (BLEM)

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:51 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:26 pm

She was cute but made a few poor decisions. Ink, double earrings, not paying attention to surroundings. Might just be my type after all.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:51 pm

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Phil
Phil
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:48 pm

The forecast for here today is partly to mostly miserable with widely scattered dread this afternoon.

The weather girl on channel 13 said there was a report of a man who said he saw some rain drops. She dismissed it at the lunatic rantings of the town drunk who didn’t know he was standing in the neighbors sprinkler. I maintain, however, that I saw what I saw.

Excelsior
Excelsior
  USA Cowboy
August 12, 2023 2:19 am

Baja Oklahoma.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 12:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:37 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 11:25 pm

DAMMIT !!! That little, old, dwarf is getting all of that attention from EIGHT lovely ladies.

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