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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:03 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:36 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:05 pm

Happy Friday all. Bob hope the medicine works for you.
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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:28 pm

The EMT in me asks: Is it wet or dry? Makes a difference.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 2:07 pm

….they forgot about typhoid, infectious pneumonia, malaria, Bubonic plague , polio, tuberculosis, cholera, dysentery.

But you who are born and live here legally, you must get a shot. or else.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 9:15 pm

typhoid now also

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:05 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:06 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:07 pm

I keep mowing these weeds every week and the damn things keep coming back. And some assholes are out there stealing the stupid things. Yer welcome to em, dummies.

https://tse4.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M6SLtEmvIO5XyYUJPDUz0QHaFH&pid=Api&P=0&h=220

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 7:47 pm

It’s been maybe 25 years, but I once ran down some interesting info on “Indiana Ditchweed”. I was looking at official numbers on how much marijuana was destroyed because of Federal programs and it was some huge number like 50,000 tons or something. Strangely, the great majority of it (like 90%) was destroyed in Indiana. Turns out there was a prolific wild marijuana there with almost zero THC, but technically it was marijuana, so the state of Indiana sent trucks around cutting and burning the stuff, and was being paid a handsome Federal reward for all they destroyed.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 11:31 pm

Hemp, it’s rope, not dope. My old John Deere model B grain drill has the setting for hemp on the chart inside of the seed box lid.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:08 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:09 pm

These never work for me, but just click it, so I can get all your info. Just kidding. I already have that, you sillies.

https://scrolller.com/sybaris-by-june-jenssen-6ke2wf6xfo

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 6:09 pm

I was kidding about grabbing people’s info. Of course, https: is generally safe anyway, but this is a photo that I thought Khaan might like. I just can’t figure out how to make these show up rather than the stupid link.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:34 pm

She is welcome to join my entourage !!!

Nord
Nord
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 11:17 pm

If’n you post the pic, we only gets one. If’n you post the link, we spends the whole evening scrolling, well into Saturday. We all likes. Gotta go.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:09 pm

Our Gov’t in action
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:10 pm

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Scot
Scot
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:17 pm

I rate this meme: TRUE

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:32 pm

Ha, I fucked them and the other one. The first time, I was me. The next time, I made up a name. The third time, I worked in a large corporate mailroom and used another employee’s name who worked upstairs. I grabbed it all before it could get delivered, including the non-payment notices.

Phil
Phil
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 9:16 pm

I made the mistake of joining the tape club thingy back in the 70’s. Even after I’d fulfilled my obligation to buy the required number of tapes and told them I was quitting their little club, they kept sending notices saying I was still a member.

I wrote several polite letters to let them know I was no longer interested but they ignored them. In my final letter, the one that worked, I threw in a bunch of legaleeze sounding words I didn’t even know the meaning of and let them know how distressing this all was for me. In the last line I told them that if they didn’t cancel my membership then I would have no choice but to dis-member my self and I was just crazy enough to do it.

I never heard from them again.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:10 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 7:42 am

Nice melons.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:40 pm
Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:12 pm

Amen. Good work God.

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:33 pm

….and in need of some severe discipline.

Bob P
Bob P
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 1:15 pm

I volunteer to spank her.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:12 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:41 pm
Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:13 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:13 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 11:37 pm

**drool**

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:15 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:15 pm

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I’ve been craving lemon lately. Made both, lemon cookies and lemon custard ice cream this week.

A9racer
A9racer
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 8:31 pm

Can honestly say I have never craved lemon in my life

RW
RW
  A9racer
August 12, 2023 2:53 am

Barbarian! Philistine! Heretic! Monster!

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  A9racer
August 12, 2023 6:48 am

I’m not sure what’s causing that in me. It happened several years back, also.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:16 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:16 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:34 pm

I want to know why Israel hasn’t sent a certain someone to visit him in the night.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 2:33 pm

Mitch Rapp?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:35 pm

Hungary actually has an arrest warrant out on him.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:17 pm

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Dano S.
Dano S.
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:44 pm

You are confused.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:17 pm

Gotta have milk with your cookies. She brought her own.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 2:12 pm

…Yeah, this cut off shirt needs to be have a bit more cut off.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:42 am

I volunteer to help her with the milking.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Gregabob
August 12, 2023 2:37 pm

I’d love to dunk those cookies.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:44 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:17 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:17 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 8:53 pm

Club steak, missing most of the fillet and way to thin on the saw cut

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:20 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:18 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 5:04 pm

Practice makes perfect.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 6:27 am

Ahh. Vesper Vee

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 9:20 pm

in reality, he loves his adrenochrome and has been executed for crimes against humanity

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 1:11 am

(pssst…It’s a character in a meme about guns……)

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:19 pm

Yep, I’ve got a sweet tooth, so what?

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:20 pm

Not quite sure what course to start with.

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 7:51 pm

Start with the red snapper.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 1:12 am

Not for ISIS it ain’t.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:21 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:21 pm

That looks tasty.

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:22 pm

Bob, you’ve got to come back when you get time. It’s not the same without your wit added in.

Bob P
Bob P
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:21 pm

Thanks. I’m quickly thumbing through wanting to make more comments than I have time for while the grandkid’s napping.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:22 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:22 pm

My wife made her blueberry muffins yesterday. I’d have married her for those alone.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 2:14 pm

…We might be married to the same lady!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 11:50 pm

My wife used to make outstanding cookies, at Christmas and whenever. And apple pie to die for. Then she discovered recipes on the internet. I’ve considered divorce, but the stove is in her name.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:22 pm

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Scot
Scot
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 2:57 pm

Someone spilled their salad all over your pizza.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Scot
August 11, 2023 6:16 pm

pizza margherita 👍

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 1:23 pm

And I would have married her for those alone.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 5:05 pm

I knew you were shallow, but geez.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 11, 2023 12:24 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 1:32 pm

Drag the body out to the trees so the wolves will get it. Drive the van to a secluded spot and keep the money stored in it. Careful not to spend too much at one location/time. Buy gold and whisky, and make occasional visits to Amsterdam’s redlight district.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
August 13, 2023 9:15 pm

Sounds suspeciosly like this has happened to you once or twice

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 12:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 12:26 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  Student of History
August 13, 2023 9:16 pm

That’s just common sense

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:28 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 12:28 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:30 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:31 pm

Check out what the Gov’t has planned next
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VOWG
VOWG
  USA Cowboy
August 12, 2023 1:18 pm

What a load of horse shit.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 12:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 1:37 pm

Yeah, but imagine how much worse it would’ve been if she had gotten her turn. Very possible we’d all be ashes today.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Bob P
August 11, 2023 7:20 pm

I suspect that’s what James was saying. Not sure. I’ve said before we (this is up to personal opinion) that thank God Mitt Romney didn’t win, or we would have had Hillary next because they would have used his shortcomings as ammo to get her in. Otherwise, there’d be no Trump.