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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:20 pm

I’ll allow it.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 10:21 am

It’s a finger from her other hand, bc admin wouldn’t allow soft porn on his site. We all know that!

Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:07 pm

Bet you can’t say nipples without smiling!

Peace, L.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 11, 2023 6:33 pm

I don’t have OCD, but horizontal is horizontal, and vertical is vertical. Fucking pick one and stick to it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 11, 2023 8:23 pm

If you really want to have some fun,
the next time you are at a large party,
move every picture JUST BARELY out of plumb.
Then watch which OCD patrons start fixing them.
Endlessly entertaining.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 11, 2023 8:35 pm

That comment is OCD

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:19 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:17 pm

“The funniest was the monk.
He climbed up the elephant’s trunk.”

And now we can see why…

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:23 pm

Is she trying to choose which long appendage she prefers?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:19 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 10:25 am

Yes. Oh yeah, yes. Yes Yes Yes!! and while i’m at it…..YES…… YES………YES!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Muscledawg
August 12, 2023 4:04 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:20 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
August 11, 2023 6:25 pm

usually has no tolerance for rap, but this one is pretty good, imho.
you might disagree, and that’s ok.
music tastes vary.
but it fits, after nkit’s lip smacking giffy shown above at the 3:20 time stamp.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
August 11, 2023 10:08 pm

….most people don’t know that with ebonics, the letter “C’ in crap is silent.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Suds
August 11, 2023 11:27 pm

I agree in a few ways with your sentiment. All art is subjective to tastes and I honestly only like very, very few rap songs and definitely not gangsta rap even if it had a good message, just like I don’t like death metal, but have loved speed metal. I can’t come up with anything similar to this in any genre, but it’s not for me. No thumbs in either direction. Thanks for sharing.

Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 3:20 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 5:08 pm

Coming soon to a neighborhood near all of US …

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anthony Aaron
August 11, 2023 6:45 pm

FFS sakes, C’MON then

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
August 11, 2023 8:27 pm

No.
The Swarthy anyone here needs to fret about are 6% of the population.
A race war here would last about a day or two.
In SA, The Swarthy are over 90%. They are all cowards.

VOWG
VOWG
  Student of History
August 12, 2023 6:36 am

Shoot the Boer, f*** that, shoot back.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Student of History
August 13, 2023 1:42 am

The South African Defence Force was in White hands until 1994. I believed that, of course, they would stash arms for future use. During that transition period when the military was being integrated with the terrorist mob, security was so chaotic that they could have smuggled any arms they wanted off the bases. Many of the terrorists did so. Not to mention that they came with their own Russian-supplied arms. I held out hope that our side had not completely given up all hope of resistance. But alas, all hope is gone, now.

iamcorrect
iamcorrect
  Student of History
August 15, 2023 9:38 pm

Absolutely NO ONE needs more than 5 rounds

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:31 pm

Colorado’s Mount Daly as seen from Snowmass.
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Thunder
Thunder
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 10:58 pm

Beautiful Country, shame about the infestation of wanabee’s

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Thunder
August 12, 2023 1:39 am

Libs fleeing the shitholes they made and doing the same here.
CO was a deep red state like CA until mail in voting. Then instantly blue.
Our elections here in CO are fully stolen. Just like CA.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 3:23 pm

Was watching “Shane” last night and marveling at the beauty of the Rockies in the background.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:22 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:20 pm

Someone good at photoshop ought to remove the cat after it jumps into the air. It just disappears into the scattering pigeons and is gone.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 4:25 pm

Works for me

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 8:33 pm

Any time a cat disappears, an angel earns it’s wings.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 3:31 pm

The 19 the wife and I have had in our 50 years, as well as the dozen or so ferals I currently care for might disagree.

A9racer
A9racer
  Retirednottired
August 13, 2023 6:47 pm

“A dozen cats up in here? Only smells like 7 or 8…”

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:23 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 11, 2023 3:23 pm

It’s always a real pleasure to start my Weekend with you all…

. . . and I wish everyone an awesome summer weekend!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 8:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 11, 2023 10:42 pm

Back at Ya.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:23 pm

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iamcorrect
iamcorrect
  nkit
August 15, 2023 9:47 pm

It’s a trap… He’s from Hollywood

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:24 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 4:06 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:25 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:26 pm

It should read: “One Nation under God, with Liberty and Justice for Some.”

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 5:22 pm

Liberty and justice for a politically connected select few.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:33 pm

Everything about this picture is perfect, right down to trigger discipline.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:27 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:22 pm

If Minnie won’t have me, why should I go on?

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 5:20 pm

I think that looks more like Ratbert than Micky Mouse

Peter Puller
Peter Puller
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 6:29 pm

Minnie wouldn’t have him because she is fucking Goofy.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:29 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:24 pm

Yes, his Vaudeville act was called one eyed Bob and his banjo.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:31 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 10:30 am

This is the cause of global warming.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:31 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 12, 2023 5:00 am

‘Nip’ in the air?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:36 pm

Maybe when she turns 18.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:36 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 12, 2023 5:01 am

I’d have gotten so scolded for posting that. Good job.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 3:37 pm

As an old-timer here, Nkit gets a pass.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 10:31 am

More global warming on the way.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2023 10:32 am

Rachel Cook. Normally a brunette.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:39 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:24 pm

What walking to my mailbox was like after I twisted my knee.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 5:22 pm

It must be a very scenic walkway

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:41 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:39 pm

You deliver, right?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:43 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:07 pm

That was so good, I think I’ll have it again

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:47 pm

Today’s Democraps

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:45 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:08 pm

It was completely normal for the jabbed pilot to have a massive coronary event on landing.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  TN Patriot
August 11, 2023 4:29 pm

Well, someone’s gonna get axed.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 8:59 pm

Axed what?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:28 pm

That’s an OK landing . . . a bit expensive, however !!!

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Texas Khaan
August 11, 2023 7:28 pm

Not so OK for the two guys collected by the landing gear.

fujigm
fujigm
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 11, 2023 10:43 pm

3

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 12, 2023 1:16 am

They deserved it, being that close to an active runway is extreme, stupidity x 1000.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 12:10 pm

That’s not a runway. It’s a road.

Nord
Nord
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 13, 2023 12:57 pm

At least 3 casualties. The two guys videoing on the edge of the pavement are now prone, where the chopper was sitting. There was also someone on the other side of the chopper who wound up in the pit to the right. Looks like all 3 went thru the starboard prop on their way to Valhalla.

Can’t tell what the red arrow was trying to highlight.

China??

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 11, 2023 6:36 pm

Jane Dean the tranny?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:46 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 4:08 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:49 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 12, 2023 5:04 am

Oh my, someone just had a stroke and not the good kind. I feel obliged to have the good kind, myself. 😉

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 4:14 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:50 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:28 pm

Not even a twitch from my compassion meter.

But the amusement needle swung pretty good.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
August 11, 2023 9:01 pm

Solid white line usually means no passing, but motorcycles do not have to obey that type of rule.

TX Ballistic
TX Ballistic
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:58 pm

I live in a rural county, where we joke that a traffic jam is cows in the road. Well, one day, we had a traffic jam when 50-60 head broke through the fence. I was about 25 cars deep, watching as nobody in front of me did anything, when two crotch rockets ripped past all of us on the shoulder. Just like this vid, I was cursing these two morons when I noticed that when they reached the cattle, they quickly and expertly herded them with the bikes. Then they parked on either side of the road keeping the cows back while the rest of us went through. Had to eat crow for my thoughts, but I saluted them as we passed.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  TX Ballistic
August 12, 2023 12:55 am

I live in a very rural county as well, and a couple years ago there was a notice in the local paper placed there by the county sheriff. “Will whoever owns the cows loose near Peabody and Lincoln please come get them. Even if they’re not yours, if you come get them we won’t mind.”

I love this place…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2023 2:23 pm

I had a friend that was driving a truck when a motorcycle tried to pass going up a hill. A car came up over the hill and the motorcycle swerved into my friends truck and met his demise.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
August 14, 2023 3:50 pm

He is simply “Anonymous” now.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:52 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 10:37 am

A very rare moment caught on film, a mermaid bathing herself.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:53 pm

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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:33 pm

Hmmm, corduroy bikini.
Nah, not gonna make it.

Phil
Phil
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 11, 2023 7:51 pm

You did hear about those new corduroy pillows didn’t you?
Their making headlines! Har, har harr…

Sorry

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:53 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 12, 2023 5:08 am

I’m going to swing back through in a few minutes when I get to the end, looking of course for the expected comment that this site is going to hell.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 4:20 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:55 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:24 pm

Wrong color

BB
BB
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 8:52 pm

You have no idea. The color on my computer has been off for about six months. Anything supposed to be yellow is green. Eggs look horrible.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:54 pm

You too nkit!
Prayers for you and your family.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 4:58 pm

Ogden Pleiessenr one of the greatest watercolorists ever.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 4:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:13 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 6:44 pm

I really enjoy your postings.
Looks P47ish to me.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 7:41 pm

Round engine. P47.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 11, 2023 8:45 pm

A pleasure.
I like yours as well, especially cats failing.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 3:47 pm

Excellent selection to close out the week. Thanks, CA.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Retirednottired
August 13, 2023 8:30 pm

A labor love.
Thank you.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 5:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 6:20 pm

Most excellent work! The hunting and fishing art is very good. Looks like another artist I know…Thanks

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:46 pm

The artist you know has done several new ones.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 1:24 am

Your postings are worth 7 days of waiting.
Except for the land whale.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 1:48 am

The sweet and the sour…..
The pleasure and the pain….
Sunlight and shadow….
One cannot be experienced or understood fully without the other.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 10:40 am

Like hate and love.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2023 5:07 pm

Love these paintings, CA. I envy you guys with your artistic talent.

Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
August 11, 2023 6:33 pm

Yes, Arteest. I 2nd that compassionate gesture of well wishes.
Keep the faith, my friend, and tell your bride we wish her well.
In our prayers, and think of you both quite often.
Peace be with you and S, kind Sir.

Anon
Anon
  Colorado Artist
August 13, 2023 1:03 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:33 pm

I, The Great Khaan, do hereby declare that each Friday shall henceforth be known on TBP as nkitday.
Signed and sealed 11AUG2023

Suds
Suds
  Texas Khaan
August 11, 2023 6:39 pm

…through headwinds and obstacles, besides grumbling disapproval from some,
he’s been as constant as the northern star, the brightest light that shines.
Right down the line. Consistent. Reliable.
The sheer volume of eyeballs that visit and are drawn here on FF, is a testament to
a long time contributor who has paid his dues, and earned the honor.
FWIW, he is way more than just the memes and photos he showers upon all come FF.
Do a search, for an article submitted, a long, long time ago.
Respect.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Suds
August 11, 2023 9:04 pm

Consistent as long as someone doesn’t cut his phone line…