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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:08 pm

Only a spare.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:54 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:30 pm

US Army announces new combat training program for female soldiers.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:31 pm

Been a city boy all my life. If this is what they do in small towns, I’m out!

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:55 pm

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BB
BB
  nkit
August 11, 2023 8:28 pm

Is he trying to get across the border?

Bauls
Bauls
  BB
August 14, 2023 12:02 am

Probably not, looks like way more security than we would have. I mean there was a lock on the side coming in. We would never go that extreme

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:56 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:32 pm

Tasty dish…

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:35 pm

I’ll take her.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  nkit
August 12, 2023 1:06 am

Oh my . . .

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 13, 2023 11:52 am

I can do that. Well, I mean I would do her. I’d have trouble even using my good arm to close the door.

Bauls
Bauls
  Muscledawg
August 14, 2023 12:04 am

She would probably tear a poor person up, but if you have to go, I can think of worse ways

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:33 pm

Some things never change. A pig is tryna get himself some pussy

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 3:42 pm

And the pussy’s waiting for highest bidder . . . timeless.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:57 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:36 pm

Arrest incident report; “Pursued suspect for six blocks foot chase before capture and arrest. Officer sustained ankle injury, may require medical leave.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:22 pm

“We got a runner”……………………………”No we don’t”

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 2:59 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 4:37 pm

Live action remake of “Roadrunner and Coyote” reported in progress.

Phil
Phil
  The True Nolan
August 11, 2023 8:37 pm

I remember reading an article in National Lampoon that was a series of legal briefs filed by the Coyote in his lawsuit against the Acme Company for their defective products.

IamCorrect
IamCorrect
  The True Nolan
August 15, 2023 8:42 pm

MEEP MEEP PUTHHUHUH…
I always assumed Coyote was a bitch…

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:00 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
August 14, 2023 12:06 am

Dang y’all know there are larger bikes available that are for grownups

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Bauls
August 14, 2023 1:28 pm

No…

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:00 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
  nkit
August 12, 2023 2:11 pm

Yep, THERE’s the nepo hire.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:03 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
August 14, 2023 12:09 am

Kinda scary I only see one mag, cause when .gov comes for you they bring a lot of personnel

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:38 pm

evil asshole like her dad

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:40 pm

She should be swabbed repeatedly, in every hole, using an incandescent steel rod, before being drawn and quartered !!!

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Texas Khaan
August 11, 2023 10:44 pm

Before or after the alcohol bath? Axn fer a friend…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:51 pm

Come try it in a small town.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 10:38 pm

Try that in a small town.

Bauls
Bauls
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 14, 2023 12:11 am

I thought ff was supposed to have attractive women, not Satan’s spawn. Also agree w/ the small town thing, we don’t take kindly to that shit

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:03 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:14 pm

Interesting wristband.

nkit
nkit
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 4:36 pm

USC chick (South Carolina)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 7:38 pm

Their mascot is a big boner.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 11:07 pm

It denotes the acting hand. She’s not blonde, but sometimes you’re in a hurry, I guess.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:04 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:15 pm

Bc they are fucking EVIL!

k31
k31
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 3:38 pm

True, but more specifically all of our institutions were captured by Jews.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  k31
August 12, 2023 1:39 am

They did their part in India and china and the arab world … they had the indians grow and harvest the opium that they then sold to the chinese in the ‘opium wars’ (where HSBC was formed to haul away all of the money — like it still does today as the #1 money laundering bank in the world) … and, of course, they turned the US loose on every arab country they could …  all the while making money on both ends of the deal.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:04 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:09 pm

Yes, I’d like a large order of dick, please.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:05 pm

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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:37 pm

When society devolves to the point that “survival of the fittest” rules again this problem will self correct.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 12, 2023 3:07 pm

Not soon enough….

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:05 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:09 pm

Me likey. Me likey a lot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 12, 2023 11:33 am

I’m sure that really turns her on, especially coming from someone with the last name of ‘Asshole’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 3:47 pm

As a matter of fact, it does:

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:05 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:17 pm

I thought Russel was smarter than this. He needed a poll to get the answer.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:06 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 11, 2023 3:18 pm

I can appreciate the way her auburn hair contrasts with her black attire. WOW!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 7:41 pm

Holy shit you’re right! Her attire is black.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
August 11, 2023 10:27 pm

I think you will agree with me when I say WOW is an understatement. THANKS nkit.

iamcorrect
iamcorrect
  nkit
August 15, 2023 8:51 pm

Her small hands make thing look big too

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:06 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:56 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:07 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:11 pm

You’re doin’ great nkit. Keep up that fantastic work.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 7:44 pm

…and this is why fathers are the most needed resource in a child’s life

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:08 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 12, 2023 1:34 am

A number of thhese redheads would be quite acceptable, nkit. Refer them to me @ Karakorum West ASAP.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 4:01 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:08 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 4:43 pm

Maybe Project Blue Beam is NOT holographic projection. Maybe it is AI driven nano-drones.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:52 pm

I think it’s beautiful

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  YourAverageJoe
August 12, 2023 10:13 am
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:09 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:59 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:10 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
August 12, 2023 12:16 pm

Milk shake.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
August 12, 2023 3:49 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 12, 2023 3:13 pm

I could watch her ride all day.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Retirednottired
August 12, 2023 4:58 pm

Katee Owen and for a small subscription you can watch her do lots of things

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:11 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:43 pm

Ostrich brand lumber ???

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:11 pm
nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:12 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 11, 2023 5:48 pm

And her tits ain’t gonna fondle themselves !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
August 12, 2023 3:51 pm

.

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  nkit
August 11, 2023 11:16 pm

Nice lips.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:13 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 11:18 pm

We never did, but being that I’m known sometimes as a troublemaker in certain circles, my wife early on told me to stop participating in nonsense. That’s a woman for ya, but we were gonna get a t-shirt that said I participate in nonsense. As if I need a damn t-shirt to tell people that.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:15 pm

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Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 11:20 pm

When their own people are saying it, yet they think somehow we don’t see the obvious?

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 11, 2023 10:37 pm

Really nice, but they didn’t have video like that back then.

Lostokie
Lostokie
  Anonymous
August 12, 2023 1:26 am

Who cares! It’s fantasy.

Justin Olphart
Justin Olphart
  nkit
August 12, 2023 1:34 am

NOBODY went to a drive-in and left the top down on a convertible – ever.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 8:13 pm

“We defeated the wrong enemy.”
-Gen. George Patton.

He was assassinated by his own communist infested government for that sentiment.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
August 13, 2023 1:18 am

“We slaughtered the wrong pig.”
– Sir Winston Churchill.

nkit
nkit
August 11, 2023 3:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 3:17 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
August 11, 2023 6:59 pm

ZeroHedge planted its head up Googles ass.