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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:30 pm

Maybe we should all be thankful this guy doesn’t drive

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 3:39 pm

Sadly, that assumes facts not in evidence … 

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:07 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:26 pm

One of these days Alice…
POW!
Right in the kisser.

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
August 5, 2023 2:53 am

So, from the name of the gif, that was a “vag punch”. Who knew??

bauls
bauls
  nkit
August 20, 2023 8:07 pm

Now we all do

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 4, 2023 4:36 pm

That’s groady to the max dude.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 4:14 pm

Now that was very lady-like, don’t you agree?

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:08 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:27 pm

Brick FACED?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 4:15 pm

Here’s your Reginald Denny Grand Slam breakfast brick kid.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:09 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:38 pm

How did my first video end up on FF?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:55 pm

Happy Meal

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 3:39 pm

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JohnGarand1941
JohnGarand1941
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 8:23 pm

Good Kitty, Why do I always get slapped when I try this?

bauls
bauls
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 20, 2023 8:08 pm

All my kids did that when young, somehow I was way more happy and amused than the wife

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:09 pm

Obviously this child still retains some distant memories of his previous incarnation as a normal, well rounded, man.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:34 pm

…Son, Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye!…. Ball! …Eyeball.
-Foghorn leghorn

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:09 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:11 pm

This boy will grow up to be the “punch her in the pussy” man posted up-page from here.

FRIDAY FAIL

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 5, 2023 2:56 am

I must be sick. This one makes me laugh…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 5, 2023 3:30 am

You’re not. It’s funny as hell.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:11 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:31 pm

Sometimes it is good to have a fat dude (counterweight) on the jobsite.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:11 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 4:18 pm

It would be of no real value to know what he bounced his face off of……or would it?

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:12 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:12 pm

They misspelled “larder”.

bauls
bauls
  The True Nolan
August 20, 2023 8:13 pm

She ain’t near as big as nkit, ca, and others scam us with, so there is that

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:13 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
August 20, 2023 8:14 pm

Why oh why do so many dudes go to such extreme measures to become a chick?

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:13 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 6, 2023 8:31 pm

I expect the East German judges will be particularly hard on that performance.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:13 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:57 pm

She just got dick-faced.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:35 pm

….You forgot something.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:14 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:58 pm

That’s the day he decided parkour wasn’t for him.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 3:15 pm

And from then on, his nickname was “Special Ed”.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:31 pm

Capstone FACED.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:14 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:32 pm

They thought cake FACED would be funny.
Until she’s out like a light and sucks in some lung cake.

bauls
bauls
  fujigm
August 20, 2023 8:18 pm

I’d punch the fuck out if anyone tried that shit

Don’t know why autocorrect thinks I spelled duck
It should know me better

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:15 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:16 pm

God speed, John Glen!

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:16 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:34 pm

See, that’s why I love ’em so !!!

fujigm
fujigm
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 6:32 pm

I concur.

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
August 5, 2023 2:58 am

How could I not post that after seeing it??? Wow..

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:17 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:17 pm

Word got around. Jim never remarried.

nkit
nkit
  The True Nolan
August 5, 2023 2:59 am

I’d like to know the story behind that..

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  The True Nolan
August 5, 2023 11:26 am

He’s barely recovered.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:17 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:59 pm

🎵 Rocket man, I think it’s gonna be a long, long time.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 4, 2023 4:41 pm

AssFire

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 4:25 pm

I want to see more of this vid. I want to see his balls hanging by his vans deferens while his scrotum is torn open and burning while limited blood splatter due to flame cauterization with him rolling on the ground screaming like a baby.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:18 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:38 pm

Drop the grenade in the water they said.
The water will absorb the the explosion they said

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:34 pm

epic.
fragments collapse the left pontoon and probably took out both rocket scientists.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:37 pm

…Are these guys the guys what took out that Ukrainian dam.?

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:19 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:20 pm

Bigger front and rear.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:21 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:21 pm

Do they actually get some kind of reconstructive surgery to give them those “crazy eyes”?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The True Nolan
August 4, 2023 3:45 pm

They come with the teeth … same as Jacinda Ardern …

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 5:42 pm

The female Equus Asinus always has that expression while braying loudly !!! Jenny Ocasio Cortez aka JOC.

Hammie
Hammie
  Anthony Aaron
August 5, 2023 2:58 pm

I would. Both of them (but only if they are gagged).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
August 4, 2023 3:46 pm

Well, no, not exactly. It is a gene so that when you and your wife get your ultra sound you can make an informed decision.

fujigm
fujigm
  The True Nolan
August 4, 2023 6:38 pm

It part of that physiognomy thing HSF talks about.
“Manson eyes” are a definite red flag for me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 9:03 pm

and the stupid believe it, not realizing that CO2 is needed for plants to live and expel O2, which we need to live
So…nothing new here from the government…just another way to make us sick and depopulate us

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 5, 2023 10:44 pm

Yeah, she really is that stupid.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:21 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:39 pm

This also gives lie to the claim that a conspiracy that big would fall apart.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:22 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:26 pm

Removed and inhumed.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:22 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:27 pm

Wanted but not desired.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:24 pm

Some Darwin Award contestants :
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:51 pm

This was Jack Mehoff’s last picture right before his terrible accident. He was known as a happy soul they said. His family is having a BBQ right after the service to remember him at 6:00PM.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:25 pm

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BB
BB
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:37 pm

He’d better watch out for the wind beneath his springs.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  BB
August 5, 2023 9:53 am

Or a sharp right turn.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:53 pm

You think she’s doing it wrong but that mask get hot after awhile.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:45 pm

They are selling welding gloves one at a time now, Bidenomics is working.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:54 pm

Don’t laugh. Our country is quickly turning in to this.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
August 5, 2023 1:26 am

I saw this type of nonsense in LA in the ’80s with mexican and korean construction workers … 

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:40 pm

….Where’s a tunnel when you want one?

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:27 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:41 pm

I’ll allow it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:42 pm

…It would only be dangerous if’n he went up one more rung to the NO STEP.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:28 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:03 pm

Got paintballed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 3:57 pm

Jesus this war is going to be easy, isn’t it?

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 6:42 pm

Between these clowns and the ATF, should be a cakewalk.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:28 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:58 pm

America in about 5 maybe 6 years

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