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YOU ARE EVIL
WAY more than that.
Why the downvote? Bothered by the truth?
What lovely scenery (all the stuff in the background, too).
First he has to divorce from Canada, then Macron is welcome to the bastard.
Make me understand how that’s not gay.
I wouldn’t get that close to my own sons unless they needed CPR, never mind another guy.
It’s definitely queer behavior by any standard.
That poisoned fruit didn’t fall from the paternal tree.
His father was a degenerate satanic fiend.
Castreau ???
Oh come on HF, it’s totally a custom when two flamers get together for some closeness.
I work for a French company. My boss is a French guy, he is a really good guy, that is absolutely no way gay. But they do this kissing thing. They know USA people don’t do it. I wont even kiss the girls which the French guys always do. I gave one a hug and was told that was a completely unacceptable thing to do. Hugs are considered an invasion of their personal space but a kiss is not…….
And oddly enough by US standards, sex isn’t out of the question. Europe is a lot different than here. They have fewer hangups and aren’t as uptight about nudity or sex as we are. I know. Some of you probably do too.
Mermaid wannabee?
Rachel Cook
Cheetah. Was going to be a Cobra killer.
Not.
I think that’s referring to the 240 loop, TN_Patriot.
Or the 285 loop in Atlanta. Let the 20-something black males out in their Chargers, Camaros, etc. and its insane.
I’ve been on that one too, but during my trips, there’s nothing like the 240.
Gotta think that the shore of a river is NOT the best place to take a Ferrari.
From last week on another site …
Sounds like jibberish to me.
By the way, this is a Cat Scan of Kamala’s throat.
It’s bigger on the inside?
It is now.
I think their old routines apply very well to today’s society.
I saw Richard Pryor at the Comedy Store (?) in Hollywood doing his first show after his incident with fire … he was hilarious … and, of course, his comedies with Gene Wilder were a bit of a hoot, too.
George Carlin? None better …
“What’s this?” (strikes a match and moves it up and down and horizontally)
“Richard Pryor running down the street.”
(His joke, not mine)
Today’ society..
….Mask-hole with a man bun. Did you expect anything else?
Didn’t hurt it’s “balls”,
Just it’s taint.
Bottom surgery, the do it yourself, home edition.
Or would make a GREAT presidential ticket.
Can you imagine the shit Sam Kineson would give the trans idiots?
https://scrolller.com/emily-ratajkowski-showing-some-skin-6le1pdvmjt
Batshit crazy But OH my, those boobies are excellent
Or maybe she’s right and has nice boobies. “They” are among us.
There’s a lot more beautiful women upped here, that Emily. Her face isn’t attractive, imo – I’d kick her out of my bed.
Rachel Cook with blonde hair
Rachel Cook with blonde hair
I will travel to the other side of the Earth for one of these lovely ladies.
I try and put one or two on here just for you.
Show off.
Why do male dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
Two guys are walking down the street when they approach a dog laying in the sun licking it’s balls.
“Boy”, says the first guy, “I wish I could do that!”
“I wouldn’t, he’ll bite you.”
ADMIN!
Where is the dirty joke day!?
I have THOUSANDS I can remember.
I bet this funny crowd has a million more.
Laughter is the best medicine, and boy are we sick.
An old miner comes out of the hills after 5 years of prospecting, goes to the local cat house and tell the madam, ” I ain’t seen a woman in 5 years so get me the toughest girl you got and a 6-pack of them long neck beers.”
The madam says. “Will do! Gurty, front and center.! Get this man a 6-pack of long neck beers, take him upstairs and give ‘im the works!
Gurty and the prospector go into the room, she sets the beer on the dresser, takes off her night gown and. completely naked, gets on the bed on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks wide open.
The prospector says, “Hey, I didn’t say nothin’ bout doin’ this doggie style.”
Gurty says, “I didn’t either. I just thought maybe you wanted to open a couple a them beers first.”
Jimmy is out playing in the yard with his new chemistry set (the smells made his mom kick him out of the house). Dad comes out and says, “What’cha doing son?”.
Jimmy says “Driving worms with a hammer, Dad!’
“What???”
“Driving worms with a hammer. This compound I came up with will make worms hard as steel nails, so you can drive them back into the dirt where they came from”.
“Let me see that little bottle, son”.
The next day when Jimmy went out to play he said, “WOW, what a shiny new red bicycle! Where did it come from?”
“Son, that’s my gift for you, since you let me borrow your bottle of compound. Thanks a lot!”
“WOW-WOW-WOW, what a big red motorcycle! Where did THAT come from?”
“Son, that’s your gift from your MOTHER!”
What’s black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson.
What’s black and comes on little white crackers?…Michael Jackson..
There is no spoon
There is only Zuul.
https://scrolller.com/michaela-halse-35ekiscywb
Depends on the scale.
Some bacon goes rancid…
https://s2.r29static.com/bin/entry/aa0/0,0,2000,2400/1090×1308,85/2215541/image.webp
You had to do it…Good job!
It never get’s old!
Pfffft. Summer’s over. Unfortunately counting the days until the first snow. We only have two seasons up here. Winter and Summer. Oh, there’s some insane bullshit in between each of those. The damn chemtrails are part of the reason.
Still 103deg for in Central Texas and probably will be through September. Turn your fan south so we get some of the cool
Living through past summers like this, could last till early October.
Here’s todays weather report from southeastern New Mexico.
GODDAMN IT’S HOT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!? IT DOES THIS EVERY FUCKIN’ YEAR! I SWEAR TO GOD I’M MOVING TO ALASKA!
Tune in tomorrow for updates.
https://scrolller.com/kenzi-hope-eh0fx37mab
Priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/az1zq9b_460swp.webp
that’s cold…but good…
https://scrolller.com/annabella-lorino-and-ricki-stafford-5l52vqkwqb
https://scrolller.com/emily-elizabeth-6lkkal2y8z
https://scrolller.com/ella-kernkamp-7yvbvcfg9q
https://scrolller.com/yellow-367oexie0p
Khaan?
https://scrolller.com/sofia-jamora-4ekgm1ch6v
I would not reject her advances.
Thats Right !!!!!!!!!!!!
1000 upvotes.
It’s just a minor misunderstanding.
Most modern women are contentious
Most modern women are spoiled beyond redemption.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L5EtNsy2BjA
I would buy her a My Pillow just so she would not wake up in the morning.
Proverbs 21:9 — 9 Better to dwell in a corner of a housetop,
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
My girl is a strong girl and I love her for that and many other reasons. I also like it when I have been on the road for a while and she gets real aggressive when I get home!!!
X 1000!
X1000=1,000,000
Biden and Harris begin their first term.
AOC and Jerrold Nadler.
You Bastard You……………
Could have given us a warning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll be sending you a truckload of feral cats. Never took you for this kind of “joke”.
I dunno, nkit has me beat I think.
Leave the cats alone … it’s not their fault they’re feral.
Send their fleas instead …
Eye bleach emergency
Aircraft carriers have Marines on board, because sheep would be too obvious.