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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:45 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:19 am

3%?? Most of Europe and Canada, US, Australia, NZ are still white. There have to be at least a billion white people in these nations, meaning at least 12% of world population is white. And only 3% of babies are white?

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 9:36 am

All levity aside, Bob…

Sources I read indicate that throughout Europe, about 66% of newborns are to parents originating from the MENA region. White women have been indoctrinated to pursue “great friends, a high flying career and misandry” over settling down and making a happy home with a happy family. (Their birthrate in my home country is now less than 1.3 and it takes a rate of 2.2 just to sustain a population.)

So…
. . . I have no problems believing the meme’s averment to be true.

Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:52 am

Thank you for mentioning this subject, SOH.

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
August 4, 2023 11:14 am

My recollection is that Russia has taken in several thousand of those SA farmers … 

FrancisMichael
FrancisMichael
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
August 4, 2023 9:54 pm

Everyone needs to understand that if they pollute the races enough , the races will be easily manipulated. The Bildebergs, Council of 300, Illuminati want slaves, not free thinkers. That’s why America has to be destroyed. That’s why 90% of our politicians have been bought. Wake the hell up!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 4:48 pm

After a bit, quite a bit of legal paperwork signed by all parties excluding me from any and all obligation for the health and future well-being of the mutant offspring, being a Pureblood, I’d be happy to provide needed seed for fertilization the old fashioned way with a hand selected winner or ten. No financial payment required. However in the event things didn’t work out upon the first attempt, more applications may be required and I would fulfil those as well, until the receiving party is satisfied.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:46 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:19 am

Note To Self: Research why I’m not supposed to like this guy ’cause I ain’t seein’ it

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 12:10 pm

Would premeditated murder not suffice for rejection?

fujigm
fujigm
  Will the Scot
August 4, 2023 12:16 pm

No.
I have no problem with premeditated murder, as long as the target is worthy of the premeditation.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
August 4, 2023 6:53 pm

I have read his manifesto.
It’s amazing.
Had he not killed and maimed anyone,
He’d be the American Solzhenitsyn.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 7:45 pm

It was Solzhenitsyn that lamented the lack of killing that got them where they were.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:20 am

Isn’t Ted a product of CIA research? They just do so much for the world.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:15 am

It apparently started on him at Harvard — he was 15 or 16 years old … those sick bastards …

FrancisMichael
FrancisMichael
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 9:56 pm

I personally knew of couple of those people.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anthony Aaron
August 5, 2023 8:15 pm

knew one of those who went to Hawaii to college. found out about Puz and became a druggie and mush head. so much for superior brains and he graduated Valedictorian at 16 y.o.??

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:31 am

MKUltra. Yes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 4, 2023 9:54 pm

look at all these school shooters…..they all have MK Ultra eyes.

DanTX
DanTX
  Anonymous
August 5, 2023 4:49 pm

Look at the medications they are on.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:46 am

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Dane
Dane
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:53 am

that is by design

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:55 am

Good point. With the last 4st Turning Crises, the Greatest Generation spent a large portion of their childhood within the Great Depression. The youngins today are soft and mentally impotent.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  TwatWaffle
August 4, 2023 11:16 am

… soft, mentally incompetent and impotent …

There … FIFY …

DanTX
DanTX
  TwatWaffle
August 5, 2023 4:50 pm

Not all, but most. I know a few good youngins that help to keep my faith in humanity.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:26 am

Just think of all the lives created when women get drunk on beer.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:47 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 1:39 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:48 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:28 am

Dumb question. Obviously it was raining pickup trucks and this one landed on a pole.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:18 am

Actually, the truck was parked there decades ago over a tree seedling … and the tree grew …

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 12:12 pm

I’m betting it’s a Rod of God that fell from the sky.

FrancisMichael
FrancisMichael
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 9:58 pm

thats a pole seedling, sir.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 8:20 pm

hit pole with right front and broke it off. pole landed on windshield gouging a hole and now sitting there holding up the pole?

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:48 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:33 am

I added some water because he looked dehydrated. Here have a sip.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:49 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:49 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:48 pm

I don’t know how many I posted today with this same result. I don’t know what I do wrong when that happens.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 4:25 pm

Not sure it’s you.
Normally I can find a work around that shows the
meme. But a few keep coming up as an address.
Click on it and then it comes. Hit the back arrow
and you are right back to FF. Some folks don’t like to
do that for some reason.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:54 pm

It’s Chrome and the website having the setting locked.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 4:53 pm

It won’t let me 👍 so there ya go.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 4:50 pm

I am mystified why that creature is a thing.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:35 am

Cats and purple hair dye sold separately.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 1:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 7:08 pm

I know Bob doesn’t say that.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 4:52 pm

I tell myself I should quit, but I don’t listen to drunks.

RW
RW
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:14 pm

Liberal Barbie got beat up by Biker Bitch Barbie.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  RW
August 4, 2023 1:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 5:45 pm

I loved her

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 4, 2023 7:24 pm

SA-MOKING HOT.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 7:27 pm

The original cartoon of Morticia.
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DanTX
DanTX
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 4:57 pm

Yep, I hate how they portray that hag married to fetterman as her. That hag is disgusting.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 8:24 pm

Carolyn Jones was a doll! Shame she only lived to 53 y.o.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:51 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:59 am

Just the raise, a significant one should do. I can buy my own damn pizza.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 3:02 pm

There’s always the one.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 4:54 pm

And damn sure not comp time.

DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 5:01 pm

If you have a good team, team building can be very fun if planned correctly.

If you don’t think you make enough money, get a job somewhere else. I travel all over North America for work. Everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE, is hiring. This planned labor shortage is really becoming a pain.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 8:29 pm

lived that crap for a big chemical company for 35 years. when they started those seminars espousing that stuff I always told them I would join when the “team” helped me run my lathe machine! seemed they always used a secretary who only made coffee and answered phones to run the meetings, really impressive?

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:51 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:51 am

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Dano S.
Dano S.
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:52 pm

National Geographic magazine went out of business. In my opinion, the last worthwhile issues were 1975 and before. Just like Popular Mechanics, Scientific American, and a whole host of others that went woke and became worthless.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Dano S.
August 4, 2023 1:56 pm
Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:52 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:52 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:53 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:47 am

Oh yeah? What about Wakanda? So there, white bigots!

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 10:21 am

One might think, Bob, seeing as you ARE an author…
. . . that the diametrically opposing ideas of fiction & non-fiction would help you discern reality vs make-believe. Make-believe as in TV, Movies and / or Mainstream ‘News.’

(Or maybe, just perhaps, as an European living in Europe, my English is not yet ‘…proficient’ enough to tell a good / bad / mediocre joke from a bad reality…?)

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:07 pm

I’m aware Wakanda is fiction, so we’ll classify my remark as a bad joke.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 12:23 pm

Bad joke, good satire.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 12:25 pm

I only mentioned it because of that tick bite…
. . . you know, just checkin’ you were still ‘. . . you’ IYKWIM.
(Theories about govt & Lyme Disease being associated an’ all.)

Glad you’re still you!
👍🏻 😊 😅

FrancisMichael
FrancisMichael
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 10:07 pm

Not a bad joke, SOH may be humorically challenged.

Student of History
Student of History
  FrancisMichael
August 4, 2023 10:14 pm

Some have called me autistic in the past, but I didn’t give a shit.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  FrancisMichael
August 5, 2023 4:57 pm

Many non-Americans are….

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 8:36 pm

wasn’t a doubt is was a joke Bob. not bad, just frustration.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 7:56 pm

I guarantee you could make some money online selling non-refundable bus tickets to Wakanda.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 4:55 pm

Your feverish, Bob. Must be the Lyme.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:57 pm

gee…it’s no wonder all the liberal cities now look like that knowing who votes Demoncrap

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:56 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:57 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:57 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:58 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:58 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:35 am

The problem began with poor spelling.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:59 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 1:53 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
August 7, 2023 3:52 am

I’ve had quite a few laughs in the FF this time around, this one is the best!

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:59 am

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 4:49 pm

Maybe just stand in the doorway and urinate into the gaping hole in the floor

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:00 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:58 am

Judging by their putative leader I have determined there is no sentient life on Earth and that there should be no objection to exploding the planet to make way for the new Intergalactic Highway.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 10:23 am

The Vogons already declared this.

Search for “Arthur Dent” AND “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” if not aware of this
. . .possibly good / bad / mediocre joke or, alternatively, a bad reality.

Mr Sparky
Mr Sparky
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:08 am

Don’t forget the towel and the cheese sandwich

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 5:04 pm

I read “Hitchhiker” and thought it was on of the funniest things I had ever read. I gave it to the wife (this was back in the days of real books) praising it to the skies. Two days later, she came to me with it in her hand and a puzzled look on her face. I said “Wasn’t that great?!” She said “I couldn’t finish the first chapter.”

No accounting for taste.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:00 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 10:00 am

Both people who still listen to NPR need their head examined.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:01 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:01 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:07 pm

I think instead of varied, I’d replace that with ‘you’d be surprised.’ Then however you turned out, they couldn’t say you were wrong or lied.

Student of History
Student of History
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 12:28 pm

Tempted to send a couple of those out IRL…
. . . for a laugh or few.

Do you think I’d be covered by tersely noting my experience simply as ‘surprising’?
(Can’t see why not – and the ‘experiment’ just might yield some laughs.)

DanTX
DanTX
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 5:14 pm

Man I have read a lot of resumes that were total lies. My Dad ended up getting one from a guy I had worked with for a couple years. Total friggin loser. He showed it to me and I laughed for like 5 minutes. His resume basically said he single handedly turned the company around from almost failure. At this point we had 6 years in a row of +15% growth(until 2001:( The guy got fired for getting caught jacking off to porn in his office. I do like having Teams meetings now to conduct an initial interview. Way better than a phone call then an in-person interview.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 10:03 am

I find this wine too fleshy and dry.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 10:24 am

Agree about ‘fleshy’ but think a more accurate description than ‘dry’ might be ‘hairy.’
Could you concur?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:08 pm

and did this wine just meow at me? I think I’ve had too much to drink.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:22 am

I find it will fuck your shit up

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 4, 2023 1:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 2:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 2:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 2:01 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 4:39 pm

Wow. How many cups of coffee did that cat drink?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 4:51 pm

what a pussy

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
August 5, 2023 7:46 pm

Smart cat. That rat is infected with a parasite called Toxoplasma Gondii, which is the real star of that scene. A real marvel of evolution.
From Wikipedia (adequate for present purposes):

Toxoplasma gondii is a parasitic protozoan that causes toxoplasmosis. Found worldwide, T. gondii is capable of infecting virtually all warm-blooded animals, but felids are the only known definitive hosts in which the parasite may undergo sexual reproduction.

And, of course, sexual reproduction is the best kind (though not the only kind). So, when the need arises, T. Gondii must find him a pussy. The rat would normally object, but the bug makes him think he’s invulnerable, so he engages in the kind of behaviour seen here. The bug doesn’t mind that the rat is about to be eaten; that’s the whole purpose of the exercise.

Smart cat says, “Not in my gut, you don’t.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 5:47 pm

HahahahahahahA

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 4, 2023 7:29 pm

The pumpkinhead!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 10:00 pm

that cat is to all cats like a libtard with a man bun is to all men

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 6:39 pm

See?

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 7:18 pm

The hairballs are rather nasty.

Vere avem
Vere avem
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 4:05 pm

Don’t forget the hairballs.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 5:07 pm

With a biting aftertaste.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 7:17 pm

What … hair of the cat?

Oldest Dude here
Oldest Dude here
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 7:49 pm

Whispers purple labia; notes of flatulence; wild, twerking rhythms and claws for no reason at all.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:02 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:02 am

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k31
k31
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:34 am

Yes. It’s the same Jews.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:03 am

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 7:08 pm

Shit… Keith Richards…

Toleco
Toleco
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 2:39 pm

Nowhere near that age. Crushed my budget down so tightly the pennies were screaming at me, and paid my rental property off six years early.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:03 am

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DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 5:20 pm

Now they changed it to progressives.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:03 am
Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:03 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:48 am

.

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 10:25 am

🤣

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

I like the one on the left.

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Student of History
Student of History
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:39 am

Yeah, she’s the pick of the bunch, but…
. . . have you considered the synergy of three?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:39 am

I’ll decide when once I’ve seen the movie. They are making a movie…right?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  MrLiberty
August 4, 2023 1:53 pm

When we get there; they’re rehearsing.

DanTX
DanTX
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 5:22 pm

Wish i was there!! LOL! But I can’t, my girl is better than all 3.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:09 pm

Pussy Lips showing…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:37 pm

The one on the right is way hotter

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

Reminds me of the only waterbed I ever owned. My back suffered probably about as much as hers does.

https://scrolller.com/walking-in-bikini-89hgzyrxd2

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

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Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:05 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:43 am

I used to pick up blood samples at the VA Hospital in Long Beach CA in my very earlier days. Out front would be guys in wheelchairs smoking though their stomas (the hole in the throat they make so you can talk/breathe/etc. after they remove your larynx because of cancer caused by smoking). I won’t include a pic, but THAT is commitment to an addiction.

Student of History
Student of History
  MrLiberty
August 4, 2023 12:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 2:42 pm

comment imageer.com/7PmE.mp4

DanTX
DanTX
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2023 5:25 pm

It was very hard for me to quit smoking. It has been years since I have smoked anything. Every time a smell the smoke I still want one.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  DanTX
August 5, 2023 8:56 pm

I quit 53 years ago. took me a long time for the bad dreams of someone making me smoke to go away. almost as long as bad dreams after retirement about being forced back on the job?

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:05 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:05 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:05 am

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Phil
Phil
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:32 am

That’s ‘Hippopotami’ you fuckin’ illiterate moron! Jesus fucking christ on a popsicle stick! What does it take for you chowder heads to learn to write gooder english?

RW
RW
  Phil
August 4, 2023 12:29 pm

Yew kneed two lieten uhp.

Phil
Phil
  RW
August 4, 2023 7:53 pm

Oh, I’m in a jovial mood right now. Wait’ll you see me pissed.

Phil
Phil
  RW
August 4, 2023 7:55 pm

BTW it was just a little ironical joke. I couldn’t care less how some one spells hipppopotaomusses.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:06 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:06 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:15 pm

Now that’s a cruel form of torment, some of us live in Texas, and it’s fucking August.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 7:15 am

I’m actually dreading that. It’s August here too, right now, but soon…..

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:06 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 10:16 am

I’m sure she’ll be up to the challenge of making hell even worse. Satan won’t like the competition.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 12:13 pm

Just wait til Gretchen Whitmer shows up, then the fun for who runs Hell really begins.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 9:01 am

She lacks Hillary’s removal skills, be they body or information.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:45 am

Michelangelo. Technically Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni, but Angelo was definitely NOT his last name. And I thought that was Beetlejuice.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:06 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:16 pm

AGAIN, have a heart . . .

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:07 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:07 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:18 pm

I can’t take it anymore !!!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 7:17 am

Come on, that’s right outside of Dallas, ain’t it? Just kidding, somewhere in Europe. Hard to tell by those houses. If they were a bit closer, maybe I could get an idea of where.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 9:04 am

Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland, available in paint by numbers format.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Oyarsa
August 6, 2023 6:07 pm

Well okay then. I can’t argue. I would guess either Switzerland, France or Germany, but often the houses are a good guide. I just can’t see the timber detail in that photo.